Socks Jokes

Funniest Socks Short Jokes

Short socks jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The socks humour may include short shoes jokes also.

1. "Why do dads take an extra pair of sock when they go golfing?" "In case they get a hole in one!"
2. I discovered that my socks exhibit quantum entanglement. As soon as I put on my left sock, the other sock immediately becomes the right sock, and vice versa, regardless of the distance between them.
3. What's the difference between a sock and a camera? One is for five toes, the other is for photos.
4. [Bad joke] The other day my sister asked me what the difference between cellular division and a sock is To which I replied 'Nothing, they both involve mitosis'
5. My kids asked me what it's like to be a mother. So i woke them up at 5am to tell them my sock fell off.
6. I met a dyslexic woman at a bar last night... I took her home and she ended up cooking my sock.
7. Remember if you lose a sock in the dryer.... ....it comes back as a Tupperware lid, that doesn't fit any of your containers.
8. Why are socks a bad Christmas present for Daddy Bear? Because he will always have bare feet.
9. Two babys at the birth ward... ...one baby says to the other."i'm a boy" to with the other reply:"how do you know?". the first baby pulls the blanket to the side and says:"look i got blue socks on"
10. Why did the golfer buy two pairs of socks? He was afraid he'd get a hole in one
    ^^^^I'll ^^^^see ^^^^myself ^^^^out

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Socks One Liners

Which socks one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with socks? I can suggest the ones about sneakers and underpants.

1. my great grandmother got me a ps4 for christmas my so-so grandmother got me socks
2. I beat a black belt at karate. My next challenger is a green sock.
3. What did 50 Cent say to his grandmother when she made him a pair of socks? Gee, you knit?
4. Got a $100 Nike gift card Can't wait to buy that one pair of socks
5. Have you heard about the incel action figure? It comes in a sock instead of a box.
6. Do you have holes in your socks? You don't? Then how do you put your feet in?
7. Finally decided to throw away my favourite pair of socks but then i got cold feet
8. How are socks like Boy Scouts? They always come pre-paired.
9. Why did tiger woods bring three socks instead of two? In case he got a hole in one.
10. What is good for golf and bad for socks? A hole in one.
11. What do you call someone wearing a mismatched pair of socks? A heterosoxual.
12. My sock collection is by far the best It is simply unmatched
13. Why does lebron james wear high socks? His Cavs can't handle the Heat
14. What does a sock taste like? Defeat
15. There's a hole in my sock but atleast there's not a sock in my hole

Wearing Socks Jokes

Here is a list of funny wearing socks jokes and even better wearing socks puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Tomorrow is downs syndrome Awareness Day You're supposed to wear crazy socks.
  I'm just going to wear extra jeans.
• How can you tell if someone's a psychiatrist? Check their feet. If they are wearing dinosaur socks, they are a psychiatrist.
  It's a simple roar sock test.
• I never wear golf socks. They've always got a hole in one.
• All the kids at daycare were wearing each other's socks today when we picked our son up Must've been a busy trading day at the Sock Market
• I bite my nails, but you would never be able to tell because I wear socks with my sandals
• Why don't bears wear socks? They have bear feet
• What do you get when you wear wool socks in a tortilla chip factory? Tostitos.
• What's it called when you wear army green socks? Camo-Toe!
• Would you wear socks if you had no feet? Boy: Would you wear socks if you had no feet?
  Girl: Nope
  Boy: Then why do you wear a bra...?
  Girl: Why do you wear pants?
• Dads are like socks Wear did he go?

No Socks Day Jokes

Here is a list of funny no socks day jokes and even better no socks day puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Franks wife was going away... She told him to put on a clean pair of socks everyday,
  After 7 days he couldn't fit his shoes on.
• Borrowed a pair of my stepdad's socks the other day He said to be careful as they were his lucky golfing socks.
  They have a hole in one.
• If every day is a gift... ... then today is socks.
• Did you hear about the guy who put on a clean pair of socks every day of the week? By Friday he could hardly get his shoes on.
• MY friends are like second-day socks... They come through in a pinch, but they really stink sometimes.
• One time I had to blow my nose and didn't have Kleenex, so I used a sock. Sadly, that wasn't the only thing I had used the sock for that day.
• Today is Saint Nikolaus Day, which, in some cultures, is when people leave their shoes outside their door and wake up to candy inside them What's next? We'll start getting presents in our socks?!

Wet Socks Jokes

Here is a list of funny wet socks jokes and even better wet socks puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• The only thing worse than a wet sock Is a crusty sock

Missing Socks Jokes

Here is a list of funny missing socks jokes and even better missing socks puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• What's the difference between my kids and my socks? Unfortunately, only my socks have gone missing.
• Children are like socks Alot of them go missing.
• Missing socks When you lose a sock in the wash or laundry hamper, the one that's left becomes more human than you know.
  It's looking for its sole mate.
• My relationship status is like that other missing sock, I'm all alone and eventually end up getting trashed
• What do you get for every sock that goes missing A tupaware container with no lid

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What funny jokes about socks you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean slippers jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make socks pranks.