The Best 7 Sockets Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Sockets jokes. There are some sockets acoustic jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these sockets plug puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Sockets Jokes and Puns

What do you call a store that sells wall sockets?

An outlet.

People keep saying drugs are dangerous, I abused lots of drugs and I'm fine.

It's only the people watching me through power sockets that are annoying.

How many divorced men does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. The sockets went with the house.

What do you call electric footwear?


I like my women like I like my plug sockets

Turned on and me forking them

TIL that the sockets in our kitchen have no protective earth since years.

The family is shocked.


What did one socket say to the other?

Stay grounded.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the sockets magnetic jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working sockets wires piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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