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64 socket jokes and hilarious socket puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about socket that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Are you ready to laugh? This article will make you laugh without fail with its collection of jokes about socket wrenches, 10mm sockets, plug sockets and more. Learn about the humorous outcomes of trying to unscrew something reflexively and the unexpected results of a dry socket. Whether you're an experienced mechanic or a novice DIYer, you won't want to miss these jokes about your favorite outlet.

Funniest Socket Short Jokes

Short socket jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The socket humour may include short server jokes also.

  1. How many apple engineers does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They no longer make that socket, you just buy a new house.
  2. How many Karens did it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.
    She just holds the lightbulb in the socket and expects the rest of the world to revolve around her.
  3. How do feminists screw in a lightbulb? By holding the bulb up to the socket and waiting for the world to revolve around them
  4. How many feminists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they just hold it in the socket and expect the world to revolve around them.
  5. How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? One, they will hold it up to the socket and wait for the world to revolve around them
  6. How does Trump change a light bulb? He holds the bulb in the socket and waits for the universe to revolve around him.
  7. My favourite position in bed...... The side nearest the socket so i can play with my phone while it's charging
  8. Why did the naughty child not get electrocuted when he stuck a fork in the socket? Because he was grounded!
    (I'll see myself out)
  9. People keep saying drugs are dangerous, I abused lots of drugs and I'm fine. It's only the people watching me through power sockets that are annoying.
  10. How do Disney princesses screw in a lightbulb? They hold the bulb in the socket and wait for the world to revolve around them.

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Socket One Liners

Which socket one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with socket? I can suggest the ones about slot and nets.

  1. What do you call a store that sells wall sockets? An outlet.
  2. Man sticks finger into electrical socket... What happens next will shock you.
  3. What do you call eggs in an electrical socket? An Ohmelet.
  4. A man tries to fix a socket with a fork... What happens next will shock you!
  5. What's blue, small and sits in a corner? A baby with its hand in the power socket.
  6. What do you call electric footwear? Sockets.
  7. I like my women like I like my plug sockets Turned on and me forking them
  8. I recently put my finger in a socket Its current affairs.
  9. I just put my finger in a plug socket and got electrocuted... It really Hertz.
  10. How many Feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. The socket can't consent.
  11. Sockets What did one socket say to the other?
    Stay grounded.
  12. Let me insert my plug into your socket and we can generate some electricity.
  13. A man holding a fork walks into a bar And by a bar, I mean an electrical socket.
  14. Did you hear about the gay wrench? He really likes to socket.
  15. I stuck a knife into an electrical socket Got electrocutted.

Eye Socket Jokes

Here is a list of funny eye socket jokes and even better eye socket puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • Eye Socket. What does your eye rest in?
    What do you do with your foot?
    What do you do when you don't like someone's face?
    What does your girlfriend say when you're alone together?
  • I once met a bartender who could open a bottle with his eye socket... We called him "Pop."

Plug Socket Jokes

Here is a list of funny plug socket jokes and even better plug socket puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • Man thinks he has all the power... ...but the power comes from the socket, not from the plug.
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Cheeky Socket Jokes to Experience Good Cheer & Frivolity

What funny jokes about socket you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean packet jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make socket pranks.

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Only a r**... would think the violation of a light socket by a foreign object is a matter to make jokes about.

White People and Electricity

How may Caucasian p**..., does it take to screw in a light bulb?
No one knows. They all turn black when they touch the socket.

How does a narcissist screw in a lightbulb?

They hold the bulb up to the socket and then everything revolves around them.

Pretty woman sneezes

At a hotel restaurant, a man sees an attractive woman sitting alone at the next table.
Suddenly, she sneezes, and a glass eye comes flying out of her eye socket. It hurls by the man, and he snatches it from the air and hands it back to her.
"This is so embarrassing," the woman says, and she pops her eye back in place. "I'm sorry to have disturbed you. Let me buy dinner to make it up to you. May I join you?" He nods.
The woman is a stimulating conversationalist, stunningly pretty, and the man finds they have a lot in common. He gets her phone number and asks, "You are the most charming woman I've ever encountered. Are you this nice to every guy you meet?"
"No," she replies. "You just happened to catch my eye."

How does a Narcissist change a lightbulb?

He holds it up to the socket and the world revolves around him.

How does an SJW screw in a light-bulb?

Zir holds it up to the socket and waits for the world to revolve around zirself.

How many Yale students does it take to change a lightbulb?

*One to hold the bulb up to the socket and wait for the world to revolve around them, three to scream at the circuit breaker and belittle it for controlling power, and eight others to console the first four while they tweet about how problematic this traumatic experience has been for everyone.*

A man sees an attractive girl sitting alone

At a restaurant, a man sees an attractive girl sitting alone at the next table.
Suddenly, she sneezes, and a glass eye comes flying out of her eye socket. It hurls by the man, and he snatches it from the air and hands it back to her.
"This is so embarrassing," the girl says, and she pops her eye back in place.
"I'm sorry to have disturbed you. Let me buy a drink to make it up to you. May I join you?"
He agrees.
The girls is good at keeping conversation, stunningly pretty, and the man finds they have a lot in common.
He asks her phone number and then he compliments her:
"You are the most charming girl I've ever encountered. Are you this nice to every guy you meet?"
"No", she replies. "You just happened to catch my eye."

How does an SJW screw in a lightbulb?

They climb up a ladder, put the bulb in the socket and the world revolves around them.

How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb

One. She just sticks the bulb in the socket and waits for the world to revolve around her

Guy gets on a city bus...

and sits down next to a really hot girl. The bus bumps and her glass eyes falls out of its socket and the guy catches it. To repay him for catching her eye and due to the awkwardness she invites him to dinner and a movie and after that they went back to the guys house and had great s**...! In the morning the guy looks at the girl and asks: "Do you usually hang out and have s**... with random strangers"? She replies: "No, You just happened to catch my eye"!

How many Heisenbergs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

If you know the number, you don't know where the socket is.

How many sopranos does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Six - one to try and reach the socket, and the other five to stand around saying that its too high for her.

How many pianists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

10... 1 to do it, and 9 to complain about their technique, timing, structure or the socket, and choice of bulb.

How many cheerleaders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One. She just holds the bulb in the socket while the world revolves around her.

Wife: "Get me a coat hanger, I don't want the baby anymore."

Hubby: "Are you crazy? It's too late for that! May I remind you our child has already been born?"
Wife: "It's not too late to let it play with the wall socket."

How many egocentric people does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one. They put the light bulb in the socket and wait for the world to revolve around them.

How does a snail commit s**...?

He looks into the socket.

Two pirates were aboard the Queen Anne's Revenge discussing the upcoming pirate captain's election

One says to the other: "Arrr matey, I'll give ye my clear glass eye if ye give me yer vote for captain tomorrow."
The other considers the proposal for a moment, then squeezes his fake wooden eye out of its socket, throws it overboard, spits on his hand and offers it to the first pirate.
"Arrr, an Aye for an eye it is, then."

How many UK member of parliment does it take to screw a lightbulb?

1, maybe. Or even 2. Or is it better to use 5 fingers? Or do we use 2 hands? Does the socket even fit? Do we even need a lighbulb?
We just cant agree!! Lets just screw it.
Wait what was the question again?

How many Karens does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One, she placed it in the socket and expects the world to revolve around her.

How does a Karen screw in a lightbulb?

She just holds it up to the socket and it screws in, 'cuz the whole world revolves around her.

How do Karens put in a light bulb?

They Just put it in the socket and expect the world to revolve around them.

How does a Karen change a lightbulb?

She holds it in the socket and waits for the world to revolve around her.

What do you get when you stick your t**... onto an electrical socket?

Nuts and volts.

The anthropology student and the pirate.

An anthropology student was interviewing a retired pirate.
The student said: You have a wooden leg, a hook in place of a hand, and a patch over what I assume is an empty eye socket! How did all this happen?
The pirate replied:
I lost the leg to a canon call
I lost the hand in a sword fight
And I lost the eye because a seagull s**... in it
The student was skeptical:
A little seagull s**... shouldn't have cost you an eye!
The pirate said:
It was the first day with the hook...

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