The Best 44 Socket Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Socket jokes. There are some socket reflexively jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these socket screwdriver puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Socket Jokes and Puns

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Only a rapist would think the violation of a light socket by a foreign object is a matter to make jokes about.

I just put my finger in a plug socket and got electrocuted...

It really Hertz.

White People and Electricity

How may Caucasian penises, does it take to screw in a light bulb?

No one knows. They all turn black when they touch the socket.

Socket joke, White People and Electricity

My son was playing with a wall socket and got shocked!!

I said "That's it young man, you're grounded.

He said "Are you positive"?

That shocked me!

How many feminists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, they just hold it in the socket and expect the world to revolve around them.


How does a narcissist screw in a lightbulb?

They hold the bulb up to the socket and then everything revolves around them.

Why did the naughty child not get electrocuted when he stuck a fork in the socket?

Because he was grounded!

(I'll see myself out)

Socket joke, Why did the naughty child not get electrocuted when he stuck a fork in the socket?

Pretty woman sneezes

At a hotel restaurant, a man sees an attractive woman sitting alone at the next table.

Suddenly, she sneezes, and a glass eye comes flying out of her eye socket. It hurls by the man, and he snatches it from the air and hands it back to her.

"This is so embarrassing," the woman says, and she pops her eye back in place. "I'm sorry to have disturbed you. Let me buy dinner to make it up to you. May I join you?" He nods.

The woman is a stimulating conversationalist, stunningly pretty, and the man finds they have a lot in common. He gets her phone number and asks, "You are the most charming woman I've ever encountered. Are you this nice to every guy you meet?"

"No," she replies. "You just happened to catch my eye."

How does a Narcissist change a lightbulb?

He holds it up to the socket and the world revolves around him.

How does an SJW screw in a light-bulb?

Zir holds it up to the socket and waits for the world to revolve around zirself.

How many Yale students does it take to change a lightbulb?

*One to hold the bulb up to the socket and wait for the world to revolve around them, three to scream at the circuit breaker and belittle it for controlling power, and eight others to console the first four while they tweet about how problematic this traumatic experience has been for everyone.*

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My favourite position in bed......

The side nearest the socket so i can play with my phone while it's charging

A man sees an attractive girl sitting alone

At a restaurant, a man sees an attractive girl sitting alone at the next table.

Suddenly, she sneezes, and a glass eye comes flying out of her eye socket. It hurls by the man, and he snatches it from the air and hands it back to her.

"This is so embarrassing," the girl says, and she pops her eye back in place.

"I'm sorry to have disturbed you. Let me buy a drink to make it up to you. May I join you?"

He agrees.

The girls is good at keeping conversation, stunningly pretty, and the man finds they have a lot in common.

He asks her phone number and then he compliments her:

"You are the most charming girl I've ever encountered. Are you this nice to every guy you meet?"

"No", she replies. "You just happened to catch my eye."

Sockets

What did one socket say to the other?

Stay grounded.

What's blue, small and sits in a corner?

A baby with its hand in the power socket.

How does an SJW screw in a lightbulb?

They climb up a ladder, put the bulb in the socket and the world revolves around them.

Socket joke, How does an SJW screw in a lightbulb?

How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb

One. She just sticks the bulb in the socket and waits for the world to revolve around her

Guy gets on a city bus...

and sits down next to a really hot girl. The bus bumps and her glass eyes falls out of its socket and the guy catches it. To repay him for catching her eye and due to the awkwardness she invites him to dinner and a movie and after that they went back to the guys house and had great sex! In the morning the guy looks at the girl and asks: "Do you usually hang out and have sex with random strangers"? She replies: "No, You just happened to catch my eye"!

How many Heisenbergs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

If you know the number, you don't know where the socket is.


How do feminists screw in a lightbulb?

By holding the bulb up to the socket and waiting for the world to revolve around them

Man sticks finger into electrical socket...

What happens next will shock you.

How many Feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. The socket can't consent.

I once met a bartender who could open a bottle with his eye socket...

We called him "Pop."

Eye Socket.

What does your eye rest in?

What do you do with your foot?

What do you do when you don't like someone's face?

What does your girlfriend say when you're alone together?

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

One, they will hold it up to the socket and wait for the world to revolve around them

Man thinks he has all the power...

...but the power comes from the socket, not from the plug.

How many sopranos does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Six - one to try and reach the socket, and the other five to stand around saying that its too high for her.

I sneezed and I just ripped the blood cot out of my wisdom tooth hole. Mouth full of blood. Dry socket here we COME...joke iz on me

A man tries to fix a socket with a fork...

What happens next will shock you!

How many pianists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

10... 1 to do it, and 9 to complain about their technique, timing, structure or the socket, and choice of bulb.

How many cheerleaders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One. She just holds the bulb in the socket while the world revolves around her.

Wife: "Get me a coat hanger, I don't want the baby anymore."

Hubby: "Are you crazy? It's too late for that! May I remind you our child has already been born?"

Wife: "It's not too late to let it play with the wall socket."

How many egocentric people does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one. They put the light bulb in the socket and wait for the world to revolve around them.

How does a snail commit suicide?

He looks into the socket.

Two pirates were aboard the Queen Anne's Revenge discussing the upcoming pirate captain's election

One says to the other: "Arrr matey, I'll give ye my clear glass eye if ye give me yer vote for captain tomorrow."

The other considers the proposal for a moment, then squeezes his fake wooden eye out of its socket, throws it overboard, spits on his hand and offers it to the first pirate.

"Arrr, an Aye for an eye it is, then."

How many UK member of parliment does it take to screw a lightbulb?

1, maybe. Or even 2. Or is it better to use 5 fingers? Or do we use 2 hands? Does the socket even fit? Do we even need a lighbulb?
We just cant agree!! Lets just screw it.
Wait what was the question again?

How does Trump change a light bulb?

He holds the bulb in the socket and waits for the universe to revolve around him.

How many Karens did it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One.

She just holds the lightbulb in the socket and expects the rest of the world to revolve around her.

How many Karens does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One, she placed it in the socket and expects the world to revolve around her.

How does a Karen screw in a lightbulb?

She just holds it up to the socket and it screws in, 'cuz the whole world revolves around her.

How do Karens put in a light bulb?

They Just put it in the socket and expect the world to revolve around them.

How does a Karen change a lightbulb?

She holds it in the socket and waits for the world to revolve around her.

What do you get when you stick your testicles onto an electrical socket?

Nuts and volts.

How do Disney princesses screw in a lightbulb?

They hold the bulb in the socket and wait for the world to revolve around them.

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