Socked Jokes
3 socked jokes and hilarious socked puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about socked that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Ridiculous Socked Jokes to Spark Fun and Laughter
What is a good socked joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.
Black eyes
A guy arrives at work with two black eyes. His colleagues quite naturally asked what happened. He explained, I was in an elevator with a gal in front of me that had her skirt rucked up in her crack. So I pulled it out and patted her skirt smooth for her. She then turned around and socked me in my right eye. So then they asked, how'd your left eye get black? Well I could tell that she didn't like what I did so I reach out and tucked it back in!
Why was the shoe mad at the foot?
He socked him!
My husband said I was unfeminine, so I socked him in the mouth.
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