The Best 19 Sociopath Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Sociopath jokes. There are some sociopath todays jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these sociopath psychosis puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Sociopath Jokes and Puns

I can't tell whether my new car's suspension is amazing, or if I'm a sociopath

Either way when I ran over that pedestrian I didn't feel a thing.

Someone once told me I'm a sociopath.

I'm not sure how I feel about it.

I just learned I'm a sociopath.

I just don't know how to feel.

Sociopath joke, I just learned I'm a sociopath.

What does an Alaskan accountant and sociopath have in common?

They're both cold and calculating.

A sociopathic egomaniac...

A sociopathic egomaniac authoritarian leader accused of causing the deaths of tens of thousands is brain dead. Meanwhile in North Korea, Kim Jong Un is reported to be in critical condition.

I met a vampire who is a MASSIVE sociopath

He has absolutely no capability of self-reflection.

I tried to be a sociopath, but I'm not too good in manipulating people.

I'm more of a so-so path.

Sociopath joke, I tried to be a sociopath, but I'm not too good in manipulating people.

When crazy people go walking,

They can take the psychopath or the sociopath.

The shrinks diagnosed me as a sociopath with paranoid delusions.

But they're just out to get me.

What's the difference between a sociopath and a psychopath?

You can't ride your bike on a sociopath

A sociopath walks into a bar

The bartender asks, "What do you feel like having?"


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What did the sociopath say to the kleptomaniac?

Im gonna steal your heart.

A psychopath, a sociopath and an empath walk into a bar...

I know there's a joke in there somewhere.
Any suggestions?
I just can't make it out.

What did the empathic foot fetishist say to the sociopath with erectile dysfunction?

"Try walking a mile in her shoes."

What do you call a sociopath from a rich family?


What did the sociopathic cannibal parachutist say?

As soon as the people carrying soup cans in the backpacks arrive we can eat.

Sociopath joke, What did the sociopathic cannibal parachutist say?

It's hard for a sociopath to find work.

Their dream job requires them to move to Guantanamo Bay.

What do you call a Japanese sociopath who is unaffected by death?


My friends tell me that I'm a sociopath, but I don't care what they think.

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We suggest to use only working sociopath unfunny piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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