Following is our collection of funny Society jokes. There are some society classless jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.
Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these society socio puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.
Society.
Whats black on top and white on bottom?
rape.
Isn't it great to live in a society where the penalty for lying to a congressman is up to 20 years in jail,
...but the penalty for a congressman lying to you is two more years in office.
Nothing very interesting, they are both completely ordinary members of society who should not be judged based on their ethnic background and skin colour.
And then the building exploded.
Sir. The man has enough on his plate without being treated as a lesser individual by society.
The next day Churchill sent her a corsage, instructing the lady to affix it to her "white meat."
Sieze the day
The bartender says "Sorry, we don't serve noble gasses here". He doesn't react, because living a society that systematically discriminates against noble gasses has taught him that getting angry will only bring violence upon him. He totally writes an angry tumblr post about it later that evening though.
The lightbulb is fine the way it is. Society just needs to change the way it looks at it.
An anorchy...
...I swear, that one KILLED at the urology convention
...said he's thinking of bleaching his skin. Said our society is tilted in favor of the white man. He's tired of being downtrodden. Yadda, yadda, yadda.
I told him to lighten up.
...which is ridiculous, a gay man would never ruin fabric.
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Doctors still make more money than nurses.
Yo mama is so classless that Marx thinks she's an ideal society.
"I have mixed feelings. On one hand I was surrounded by the worst society had to offer. I shared cells with thieves, murderers, and rapists. On the other hand the prison library was filled with the best collection of literature that I've ever seen. I don't know. It has its prose and cons."
The fact that you think that it's not society, but the light bulb that should change is problematic.
And something completely different in prison.
Most people over 50 are scared of them and think they are destroying the fabric of society!
... it was a respectable spectacle spectacle.
I used to go to the store and just say "I'll take my coffee black." Now I have to say "I'll take my coffee jeniqua."
Society
This actually happened last night with my girlfriend...
Me: So did you read 1984?
She: Yeah, I did...utopian society right?
Me:No it is the total opposite...do you know the opposite of utopian?
She: yeah..Ethiopia right?
and yes she was being totally serious.
I now have to say "Tyrone, could you paint the wall please."
In a capitalist society, the rich man lives in a marble palace, the poor gathered around him. He shouts to them "Haha, suckers!"
In a communist society it's the exact same thing, except the rich man is shouting "We're suffering together!"
Society.
The answer may surprise you!
A female student's composition:
'When two people deeply and passionately love each other, and both reach a high level of mutual respect, then society morally and spiritually encourages that these two people should unite in the ecstasy of physical sex.'
A male student's composition:
'I love sex.'
Society taught me otherwise.
You can't even say black paint anymore. Now you have to say, "Jamal kindly paint my house?"
Apparently, in HD wasn't the correct answer.
Time to update my display to 4K.
... has members all around the globe
They say they have members all around the globe now.
Apparently, 'in HD' wasn't the right answer.
What's a pirate's favourite architectural feature?
An *arrr*ch.
What's a pirate's favourite place to play?
A p*arrr*k.
What's a pirate's favourite thing to do to women?
Rape.
I never understood why society romanticises pirates.
The operator answered and said, "How did you get this number?!"
When a guy sleeps around with many women, he's called a jock.
When a woman sleeps around with many men, she's called your Mom.
Because they cant get the word a round.
He keeps it Loki.
They aren't needed in an ideal society.
I mean statistically 9 out of 10 people enjoy it.
For example, when Ariel from The Little Mermaid swims around half naked, singing with her underwater friends, people say that she is "sweet" and "beautiful"
But when I do it, people say that I'm "drunk" and "no longer welcome at the aquarium".
Society.
Then I wait for the next bus
Not a single day goes by without them asking for change!
Would be pure dishtopia
"How long do you have to do that for?" I asked. "When is he going to be too old for it?"
"Well, it's a physical bond between a mother and her child isn't it? It's only society that deems it unacceptable above a certain age."
I replied, "Shut up, Harry. I was talking to your mother."
It's just wrong on so many levels
The lightbulb is beautiful the way it is. Society needs to change and learn to accept and stop shaming lightbulbs that don't conform to its standards.
They kicked me out for spilling the beans.
If she ever fell over she would prove the flat earth society correct.
My parents did.
Because they are too stupid to understand.
He's a member of the flat Oeuf society.
And then I wait for the next bus.
Decaf coffee... obviously.
They fear that the social distancing measures could push people over the edge.
The Flat Earth Society has reported that the 6 foot social distancing measures have led to the pushing of some of their members over the edge.
The Illuminaughty
High society.
Tik-Tok has got to go!
Society
Nomads.
Vegans meat will be the most expensive because they're grass fed.
A dystopiary!
I think it is because we are just better at it.
A few days later, the man goes to his therapist for a regular check-up.
Therapist: "why did you buy a gun? Do you feel unsafe in society or...?"
Man: "I got a gun because of my bird phobia"
Therapist: "I think you might be getting carried away"
Man: *firing into the ceiling* "Not without a fight!"
A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. "You know, this past election year has really got me thinking. Did you know 4 million of these people enter our country each year? They are uneducated, unskilled, and contribute nothing. They are a burden to honest, hard-working Americans and the government is doing nothing to stop them. Not to mention that they are dirty and they smell bad! They don't even speak English!!!" the guy rants to the bartender. "I hate babies."
But they're really Meta-stasizing!
The flat earth society members are all around the globe!
I looked in my wallet and there was only a $20, so I asked myself "Do I really want this money going to drugs, booze, and the decline of society?"
I decided I didn't so I gave it to him.
They wouldn't let me in because I didn't have ID...
A Freemayonaison
It's not difficult to join, as they have but one rule to ring them all:
Toll keenly.
They're a plaque on society.
A politician.
I kept spilling the beans.
...they're completely youthless.
Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the society members jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.
We suggest to use only working society criticism piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.