My parents did.
Then I wait for the next bus
... has members all around the globe
The lightbulb is fine the way it is. Society just needs to change the way it looks at it.
"How long do you have to do that for?" I asked. "When is he going to be too old for it?"
"Well, it's a physical bond between a mother and her child isn't it? It's only society that deems it unacceptable above a certain age."
I replied, "Shut up, Harry. I was talking to your mother."
For example, when Ariel from The Little Mermaid swims around half naked, singing with her underwater friends, people say that she is "sweet" and "beautiful"
But when I do it, people say that I'm "drunk" and "no longer welcome at the aquarium".
Society
Apparently, in HD wasn't the correct answer.
Time to update my display to 4K.
"I have mixed feelings. On one hand I was surrounded by the worst society had to offer. I shared cells with thieves, murderers, and rapists. On the other hand the prison library was filled with the best collection of literature that I've ever seen. I don't know. It has its prose and cons."
A female student's composition:
'When two people deeply and passionately love each other, and both reach a high level of mutual respect, then society morally and spiritually encourages that these two people should unite in the ecstasy of physical sex.'
A male student's composition:
'I love sex.'
The next day Churchill sent her a corsage, instructing the lady to affix it to her "white meat."
What's a pirate's favourite architectural feature?
An *arrr*ch.
What's a pirate's favourite place to play?
A p*arrr*k.
What's a pirate's favourite thing to do to women?
Rape.
I never understood why society romanticises pirates.
The fact that you think that it's not society, but the light bulb that should change is problematic.
The lightbulb is beautiful the way it is. Society needs to change and learn to accept and stop shaming lightbulbs that don't conform to its standards.
The answer may surprise you!
Society: No wtf that's grave robbing.
[waits an hour]
How about now?
Society: Ok, now it's archaeology.
Society.
Because the pizza guy has consequences for not doing his job correctly.
"Oh damn, shots fired!"
But not by the pizza guy.
It's disgusting how often women are subjected to sexism in today's society.
One of my feminist friends managed to get herself a new job recently, and literally the first thing her misogynist pig boss asked her to do was to make him a sandwich! "A fucking sandwich!" Naturally my friend took a stand and quit on the spot; she's even talking about boycotting the entire company.
Fucking Subway!
One of my feminist friends managed to get herself a new job recently, and literally the first thing her misogynist pig boss asked her to do was to make him a sandwich! Naturally my friend took a stand and quit on the spot, she's even talking about boycotting the entire company.
Fucking Subway...
Society.
Whats black on top and white on bottom?
rape.
They say they have members all around the globe now.
...which is ridiculous, a gay man would never ruin fabric.
Not a single day goes by without them asking for change!
Doctors still make more money than nurses.
12.
One to screw it in,
One to excoriate men for creating the need for illumination,
One to blame men for inventing such a faulty means of illumination,
One to suggest the whole "screwing" bit to be too "rape-like",
One to deconstruct the lightbulb itself as being phallic,
One to blame men for not changing the bulb,
One to blame men for trying to change the bulb instead of letting a
woman do it,
One to blame men for creating a society that discourages women from changing light bulbs,
One to blame men for creating a society where women change too many light bulbs,
One to advocate that lightbulb changers should have wage parity with electricians,
One to alert the media that women are now "out-lightbulbing" men,
One to just sit there taking pictures for her blog for photo-evidence that men are unnecessary.
And something completely different in prison.
12
One to screw it in
One to excoriate men for creating the need for illumination
One to blame men for inventing such a faulty means of illumination
One to suggest the whole "screwing" bit to be too "rape-like"
One to deconstruct the light bulb itself as being phallic
One to blame men for not changing the bulb
One to blame men for trying to change the bulb instead of letting a woman do it
One to blame men for creating a society that discourages women from changing light bulbs
One to blame men for creating a society where women change too many light bulbs
One to advocate that light bulb changers should have wage parity with electricians
One to alert the media that women are now "out-lightbulbing" men
And one to just sit there taking pictures for her blog for photo-evidence that men are unnecessary
Sieze the day
Society taught me otherwise.
Isn't it great to live in a society where the penalty for lying to a congressman is up to 20 years in jail,
...but the penalty for a congressman lying to you is two more years in office.
"Today," he informs the young boy, "I will teach you about the hypocrisy of society."
"Look at the road before us," he went on. "I helped build this road, and many others in this county, when I was only 16. Yet no one calls me 'Road Builder,' 'Trail Maker,' or anything of the sort."
They went on, the old man pointing at variius houses as they went.
"See these houses? I led their construction, and the construction of many more, when I was but 23. Yet no one calls me 'House Maker' or 'Home Builder' or anything of the sort."
They continued walking, until they got to a bridge.
"Look here! I built this bridge myself when I was 30. I went on to build many other bridges in this county; yet no one calls me 'Bridge Builder' or 'Pontiff' or anything of the sort." At this, he turned, got close to the boys face, and spoke harshly:
"But you fuck ONE goat..."
Apparently, 'in HD' wasn't the right answer.
You can't even say black paint anymore. Now you have to say, "Jamal kindly paint my house?"
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