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108 society jokes and hilarious society puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about society that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Create some humor in your life with these Society Jokes! From the menacing 'Red Hat Society' to Patriarchal advancements, this article covers a variety of topics that will provide a giggle or two. From the National Honor Society to AARP, this collection of jokes is a perfect way to celebrate our society and its advancements.

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Funniest Society Short Jokes

Short society jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The society humour may include short socialism jokes also.

  1. Whenever I see a female bus driver, I'm reminded of how far we have come as a society... Then I wait for the next bus
  2. How many LGBT supporters does it take to change a lightbulb? The lightbulb is fine the way it is. Society just needs to change the way it looks at it.
  3. I can't remember how to write 1, 1000, 51, 6 and 500 in roman numeral I M LIVID
  4. Donald Trump, hillary clinton and Jeb Bush jump of a bridge. They do a race who hits the ground first. Who wins? Society
  5. How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? The fact that you think that it's not society, but the light bulb that should change is problematic.
  6. The Covid19 situation has been especially stressful for the Flat Earth Society. They fear that the social distancing measures could push people over the edge.
  7. Kanye West, Donald Trump, justin bieber and Martin Skreli are put in a coliseum, given gladiator weapons and made to fight to the death. Who wins? Society.
  8. Did you hear the Flat Earth Society is really gaining ground? They say they have members all around the globe now.
  9. They say Gay marriage will ruin the fabric of society... ...which is ridiculous, a gay man would never ruin fabric.
  10. Donald Trump and Michael Pence are having a race from the roof of a very tall building. They both decide to jump down, as it's the fastest way down. Who wins? Society

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Society One Liners

Which society one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with society? I can suggest the ones about economy and civilization.

  1. I bet you can't name a useless, non functioning member of society. My parents did.
  2. the flat earth society ... ... has members all around the globe
  3. What do you call someone who contributes nothing to society? A politician.
  4. I got banned from the secret cooking society… For spilling the beans.
  5. I am sick of this Chinese-made virus destroying society! Tik-Tok has got to go!
  6. Are we as a society going to reject clickbait journalism? The answer may surprise you!
  7. What is the motto for the Epilepsy Research Society? Sieze the day
  8. My dad always said, "I before E expect after C". Society taught me otherwise.
  9. I had a racist Asian joke to share... But this day and age, society just won't reddit go.
  10. What's black and completely useless to society? Decaf coffee... obviously.
  11. How does Thor blend in to society without being noticed? He keeps it Loki.
  12. My French friend doesn't believe Eggs are round. He's a member of the flat Oeuf society.
  13. I've been banned from the Secret Cooking Society... I kept spilling the beans.
  14. Why will the flat earth society never be popular? Because they cant get the word a round.
  15. What do you call a condiment in a Secret Society? A Freemayonaison

High Society Jokes

Here is a list of funny high society jokes and even better high society puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • London held a monocle convention for high class members of society... ... it was a respectable spectacle spectacle.
  • The Society for Handling the Advancement of Knee-high Epileptics encourages you to attend the grand opening... of the grab-n-go pizza restaurant Little Seizures
  • I was a part of high society, but decided it wasn't for me. Not a big Rush fan
  • What do you call a town where everyone smokes p**...? High society.

Menace To Society Jokes

Here is a list of funny menace to society jokes and even better menace to society puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • I always knew Steve Harvey was a menace to Society... Just didn't know he particularly had it out for Texas.
Society joke, I always knew Steve Harvey was a menace to Society...

Hilarious Society Jokes that Bring Laughter with Friends

What funny jokes about society you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean humanity jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make society pranks.

What's white on top and black on bottom?

Society.
Whats black on top and white on bottom?
r**....

Penalty for Lying


Isn't it great to live in a society where the penalty for lying to a congressman is up to 20 years in jail,
...but the penalty for a congressman lying to you is two more years in office.

What did one Muslim say to another in a supermarket?

Nothing very interesting, they are both completely ordinary members of society who should not be judged based on their ethnic background and skin colour.
And then the building exploded.

What do you call a guy with a big orange nose?

Sir. The man has enough on his plate without being treated as a lesser individual by society.

Winston Churchill was dining in fine company, and when asked what piece of chicken he wanted, he requested a breast. A lady upbraided him, saying, "Mr. Churchill, in polite society we ask for white meat or dark."

The next day Churchill sent her a corsage, instructing the lady to affix it to her "white meat."

Helium walks into a bar and orders a beer.

The bartender says "Sorry, we don't serve noble gasses here". He doesn't react, because living a society that systematically discriminates against noble gasses has taught him that getting angry will only bring violence upon him. He totally writes an angry tumblr post about it later that evening though.

What do you call a society governed by men with no t**...?

An anorchy...
...I swear, that one KILLED at the urology convention

A black friend of mine...

...said he's thinking of bleaching his skin. Said our society is tilted in favor of the white man. He's tired of being downtrodden. Yadda, yadda, yadda.
I told him to lighten up.

My local drama society put on an evening of x**... Roman plays. I thought it sounded s**... so I went along. It was just 30 plays.

I can tell we still live in a sexist society because...

Doctors still make more money than nurses.

Yo mama is so classless...

Yo mama is so classless that Marx thinks she's an ideal society.

I asked my friend about his time in prison.

"I have mixed feelings. On one hand I was surrounded by the worst society had to offer. I shared cells with thieves, murderers, and rapists. On the other hand the prison library was filled with the best collection of literature that I've ever seen. I don't know. It has its prose and cons."

'Jesus loves you' means one thing in general society.

And something completely different in prison.

What do the LGBT community and computers have in common?

Most people over 50 are scared of them and think they are destroying the fabric of society!

I cant stand this politically correct society much longer. I can't even order coffee anymore.

I used to go to the store and just say "I'll take my coffee black." Now I have to say "I'll take my coffee jeniqua."

She's technically not wrong...

This actually happened last night with my girlfriend...
Me: So did you read 1984?
She: Yeah, I did...utopian society right?
Me:No it is the total opposite...do you know the opposite of utopian?
She: yeah..Ethiopia right?
and yes she was being totally serious.

Society is so sensitive these days. I can't even say "black paint" anymore without being called racist....

I now have to say "Tyrone, could you paint the wall please."

What's the difference between a capitalist society and a communist society?

In a capitalist society, the rich man lives in a marble palace, the poor gathered around him. He shouts to them "Haha, suckers!"
In a communist society it's the exact same thing, except the rich man is shouting "We're suffering together!"

What's black underneath and white on top?

Society.

At university, students had to come up with a sentence in which the words "love" and "s**..." both appeared

A female student's composition:
'When two people deeply and passionately love each other, and both reach a high level of mutual respect, then society morally and spiritually encourages that these two people should unite in the ecstasy of physical s**....'
A male student's composition:
'I love s**....'

I hate how politically correct we have become as a society ...

You can't even say black paint anymore. Now you have to say, "Jamal kindly paint my house?"

Today a Gender Studies student asked me how our society viewed l**...

Apparently, in HD wasn't the correct answer.
Time to update my display to 4K.

While in my gender studies class, I got asked how, in society, l**... should be viewed...

Apparently, 'in HD' wasn't the right answer.

What's a pirate's favourite...

What's a pirate's favourite architectural feature?
An *arrr*ch.
What's a pirate's favourite place to play?
A p*arrr*k.
What's a pirate's favourite thing to do to women?
r**....
I never understood why society romanticises pirates.

I called the paranoia society hotline this morning…

The operator answered and said, "How did you get this number?!"

Society is so sexist

When a guy sleeps around with many women, he's called a jock.
When a woman sleeps around with many men, she's called your Mom.

Dark Humour is like a child with cancer

They aren't needed in an ideal society.

I don't understand why society is so against gang r**....

I mean statistically 9 out of 10 people enjoy it.

Society is full of double standards

For example, when Ariel from The Little Mermaid swims around half n**..., singing with her underwater friends, people say that she is "sweet" and "beautiful"
But when I do it, people say that I'm "drunk" and "no longer welcome at the aquarium".

Homeless people are the most persistent activists in society.

Not a single day goes by without them asking for change!

A society without plates

Would be pure dishtopia

I walked into the living room to find my wife breast feeding our son...

"How long do you have to do that for?" I asked. "When is he going to be too old for it?"
"Well, it's a physical bond between a mother and her child isn't it? It's only society that deems it unacceptable above a certain age."
I replied, "Shut up, Harry. I was talking to your mother."

Crime in elevators is disgusting and a huge problem for society

It's just wrong on so many levels

How many fat activists does it take to change a lightbulb?

The lightbulb is beautiful the way it is. Society needs to change and learn to accept and stop shaming lightbulbs that don't conform to its standards.

I used to be a member of the secret cooking society...

They kicked me out for spilling the beans.

Yo mama's so fat

If she ever fell over she would prove the flat earth society correct.

Why is telling flat earth society jokes so hard?

Because they are too s**... to understand.

In primitive society, when native tribes beat the ground with clubs and yelled, it was called witchcraft

Today, in civilized society, it is called golf.

Whenever I see a woman driving a bus I smile and think about how far we as a society have come in Equality

And then I wait for the next bus.

The real reason for the missing of many flat-earthers in recent weeks as suggested by their friends of similar thought

The Flat Earth Society has reported that the 6 foot social distancing measures have led to the pushing of some of their members over the edge.

What secret society would Santa never be a part of?

The Illuminaughty

Guess which type of society is the happiest?

Nomads.

If ever society collapses and we resort to cannibalism...

Vegans meat will be the most expensive because they're grass fed.

What do you call a bleak future society in which people are forced by the state to trim hedges into decorative shapes?

A dystopiary!

I had an argument with my friend. She thinks the reason we men make so many more sexist remarks about women than the other way around is because in our patriarchal society men need to claim their superiority to women all the time.

I think it is because we are just better at it.

Man bought a gun.

A few days later, the man goes to his therapist for a regular check-up.
Therapist: "why did you buy a gun? Do you feel unsafe in society or...?"
Man: "I got a gun because of my bird phobia"
Therapist: "I think you might be getting carried away"
Man: *firing into the ceiling* "Not without a fight!"

Drains on society

A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. "You know, this past election year has really got me thinking. Did you know 4 million of these people enter our country each year? They are uneducated, unskilled, and contribute nothing. They are a burden to honest, hard-working Americans and the government is doing nothing to stop them. Not to mention that they are dirty and they smell bad! They don't even speak English!!!" the guy rants to the bartender. "I hate babies."

I never expected Facebook to own the whole "cancer on society" thing.

But they're really Meta-stasizing!

FunFact

The flat earth society members are all around the globe!

Homeless guy asked if I could spare a dollar.

I looked in my wallet and there was only a $20, so I asked myself "Do I really want this money going to drugs, booze, and the decline of society?"
I decided I didn't so I gave it to him.

I hate people who don't brush their teeth.

They're a plaque on society.

In a libertarian society, would there be vending machines selling h**... on the sidewalk right outside of elementary schools?

Of course not! For starters, there wouldn't be any sidewalks.

The Flat Earth society have made a new documentary....

.....which has been nominated for the Golden Globe award.

Today convinced me that society isn't deteriorating as much as we think.

I was on the bus at 6am and this really generous guy offered me a sip from his half-empty whiskey bottle.

I saw a sign that said: "Society for asking s**... questions".

A man walked up and asked: "Excuse me, is this the society for asking s**... questions?"

Two Southern Baptist ministers are having lunch

And as they often do, they start ranting about the immorality found in society. One of them starts ranting about pre-marital s**.... "It's a sin, I tell you, all of these young kids having relations outside the holy covenant of marriage. Well, I can tell you one thing, I didn't have s**... with my wife before we were married - how about you?"
The other minister thinks for a second and says "I don't think so - what was her maiden name?"

Society joke, Two Southern Baptist ministers are having lunch

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