The Best 20 Societ Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Societ jokes. There are some societ man jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these societ association puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Societ Jokes and Puns

Society is full of double standards

For example, when Ariel from The Little Mermaid swims around half naked, singing with her underwater friends, people say that she is "sweet" and "beautiful"

But when I do it, people say that I'm "drunk" and "no longer welcome at the aquarium".

Are we as a society going to reject clickbait journalism?

The answer may surprise you!

If ever society collapses and we resort to cannibalism...

Vegans meat will be the most expensive because they're grass fed.

Societ joke, If ever society collapses and we resort to cannibalism...

It's not that im against societal change but...

I just think violent protesting is revolting.

Society is so sensitive these days. I can't even say "black paint" anymore without being called racist....

I now have to say "Tyrone, could you paint the wall please."


A society without plates

Would be pure dishtopia

Society is so sexist

When a guy sleeps around with many women, he's called a jock.

When a woman sleeps around with many men, she's called your Mom.

Societ joke, Society is so sexist

In a society of crows,

All unsolved crimes are murder mysteries.

I can't believe this society

Everyone always asks me "Where are the hostages?", never, "How are the hostages?"

This PC society is getting out of hand

You can't even say "black paint" anymore. Now you have to say "Jamal, could you paint that wall please?"

The Alzheimer's Society has a special greeting for us all today:

Happy Easter!

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Society is stupid.

I mean what happened to I before E except after C!?

So this is society..

Muslim Shooter = entire religion guilty

Black Shooter = entire race guilty

White shooter = mentally troubled lone wolf

i before e except after a c they said

Then society came along.

Society is so PC nowadays, you can't even say "Ho ho ho"

You have to say "Jessica, Patricia, and Michaela"

The Society for Handling the Advancement of Knee-high Epileptics encourages you to attend the grand opening...

of the grab-n-go pizza restaurant Little Seizures

Societ joke, The Society for Handling the Advancement of Knee-high Epileptics encourages you to attend the grand

Welcome to the Alzheimer's Society website.

Please enter your 24 character password .

Why does society hate birds

We call people chickens, silly gooses, ugly duckling, and my mom calls me a mother ducker.

Why did the Societ Union fall?

It tripped over democracy


I believe

as a society, it is our dictionaries that define us.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the societ advancement jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working societ socially piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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