The Best 36 Socially Jokes
Following is our collection of funny Socially jokes. There are some socially racially jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.
Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these socially socially awkward puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.
Top 10 of the Funniest Socially Jokes and Puns
Am I right?
Everyone: Eminem is the fastest rapper.
Me listening to the socially awkward kid present in class
To be socially responsible, Brazil is giving out condoms to players at the World Cup. The problem is they are very hard to put on...because they can't use their hands.
Source: David Letterman monologue.
Why are penguins socially awkward?
Because they can't break the ice.
Socially awkward people would probably make great geologists
cause they're always staring at the ground.
Where did socially awkward Nazis get sent?
To the conversation camp!
(That was a part of my shower thoughts and popped spontaneously into my mind)
What is the most socially unacceptable joke you know?
Preferably really dark or 'just plain wrong' jokes.
A terrorist invites his socially awkward friend to a party
"C'mon," he said, "It'll be a blast."
So it's game night at a social group.
The social group contains an autisic person, an abuse victim, a socially anxious person, and a depressed person. What game do they choose?
They chose "Sorry!".
A socially awkward guy at a party...
...never knows what to say to women. So a friend suggests asking them if they're married, have any kids.
"Are you married?"
"No."
"um...have any kids...?" She gives him a disgusted look, walks away.
He thinks to himself, maybe I did that wrong, let me try it again.
"Have any kids?"
"Yes."
"Are you married...?"
I recently met an indian baker who claimed to be socially rebellious
He called himself a Naan-Conformist.
Why is it considered socially wrong to make fun of a crying 10-year old boy in Africa?
Because it's normal to undergo a midlife crisis.
You can explore socially financially reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean socially patriarchy dad jokes. There are also socially puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.
People on Tumblr have PTSD
Potty Trained and Socially Disordered
Why are socially-aware western tourists avoiding Nice, France for their late-summer getaways?
All that Muslim hatred can really run you down.
I just got a socially progressive phone...
It has an LGBTQWERTY keyboard
What do you get when you cross a Marxist with a Socialist?
Two people who generally feel that the value of a commodity is equal to its socially necessary labor time.
Why Do News Channels love April Fools Day?
Because it's socially acceptable to do what they already do every day of the year.
I hosted an orgy for the socially anxious.
Nobody came.
My therapist says I'm socially awkward because I misinterpret what people say to me...
I'm pretty sure she wants me
What do you call a socially acceptable Indian bread?
Naan-conforming
What do you call a clever, socially awkward, bisexual hippie with fancy neckwear who streams Star-Trek?
A shy, wry, bi guy in a fly tie and tie dye watching sci-fi on wifi.
Credits: my bud
Non believers say it is impossible for a virgin to have kids...
... but my socially awkward friend Mitchell owns a goat farm - and he has plenty of kids!
I just explained to my socially conservative friend that watermelons are more than 90% water.
He said, I'm never eating a kumquat again.
Have you heard about that socially awkward chef that only cooks with snake meat?
I'm pretty sure he has Asp burgers.
Doctor: how often do you drink?
Me: Socially
Doc: You need to cut down of friends.
What do you call a socially awkward person who studies female reproductive systems
A shynecologist
You better not be gay.
Is only socially acceptable to say to an endangered Siberian Tiger.
What do you get if you don't follow Social distancing?
STD
Socially Transmitted Disease
Socially Distant
Years ago I was criticized for being socially distant... I quess I was ahead of my time!
What do you call a clever, socially awkward, bi sexual Hippie with fancy neckwear who streams Star-Trek?
A shy, wry, bi guy in a fly tie watching sci-fi on wifi.
Your mama is so fat...
She can't socially distance.
What do you call an ant that's been shunned by his community?
Socially dist-ant
Your momma's so fat...
... no one can socially distance her.
What does a socially awkward and depressed frog say?
Reddit.!
A socially awkward loner finally landed a job as a mailman. When the people on his route saw a new face, they instinctively wanted to know who he was and he always gave the same response.
Long time lurker, first time poster.
This new software developer is so socially awkward …
… he failed the Turing Test.
Why are smart people socially anxious?
Because they have a strong nervous system.
Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the socially responsible jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.
We suggest to use only working socially social security piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.