The Best 17 Socially Awkward Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Socially Awkward jokes. There are some socially awkward social interactions jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these socially awkward anxious puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Socially Awkward Jokes and Puns

What do you call a clever, socially awkward, bisexual hippie with fancy neckwear who streams Star-Trek?

A shy, wry, bi guy in a fly tie and tie dye watching sci-fi on wifi.

Credits: my bud

What does a socially awkward and depressed frog say?


A socially awkward loner finally landed a job as a mailman. When the people on his route saw a new face, they instinctively wanted to know who he was and he always gave the same response.

Long time lurker, first time poster.

What do you call a clever, socially awkward, bi sexual Hippie with fancy neckwear who streams Star-Trek?

A shy, wry, bi guy in a fly tie watching sci-fi on wifi.

Why are penguins socially awkward?

Because they can't break the ice.

My therapist says I'm socially awkward because I misinterpret what people say to me...

I'm pretty sure she wants me

Socially awkward people would probably make great geologists

cause they're always staring at the ground.

Why did the social awkward man never go to the second storey of his house ?

He couldn't handle the stairs.

A socially awkward guy at a party...

...never knows what to say to women. So a friend suggests asking them if they're married, have any kids.

"Are you married?"


"um...have any kids...?" She gives him a disgusted look, walks away.

He thinks to himself, maybe I did that wrong, let me try it again.

"Have any kids?"


"Are you married...?"

This new software developer is so socially awkward …

… he failed the Turing Test.

Where did socially awkward Nazis get sent?

To the conversation camp!

(That was a part of my shower thoughts and popped spontaneously into my mind)

You can explore socially awkward antisocial reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean socially awkward selfish dad jokes. There are also socially awkward puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.

Have you heard about that socially awkward chef that only cooks with snake meat?

I'm pretty sure he has Asp burgers.

Non believers say it is impossible for a virgin to have kids...

... but my socially awkward friend Mitchell owns a goat farm - and he has plenty of kids!

Am I right?

Everyone: Eminem is the fastest rapper.

Me listening to the socially awkward kid present in class

A terrorist invites his socially awkward friend to a party

"C'mon," he said, "It'll be a blast."

What do you call a socially awkward person who studies female reproductive systems

A shynecologist

What is the socially awkward guy's favorite food?

A huge Asperger.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the socially awkward traits jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working socially awkward egalitarian piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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