Socially Awkward Jokes
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Funniest Socially Awkward Short Jokes
Short socially awkward jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The socially awkward humour may include short awkward jokes also.
- What do you call a clever, socially awkward, bisexual hippie with fancy neckwear who streams Star-Trek? A shy, wry, bi guy in a fly tie and tie dye watching sci-fi on wifi.
Credits: my bud - I wish I could be socially awkward for a day Because being it every day is getting kinda old
- My therapist says I'm socially awkward because I misinterpret what people say to me... I'm pretty sure she wants me
- Socially awkward people would probably make great geologists cause they're always staring at the ground.
- Why did the social awkward man never go to the second storey of his house ? He couldn't handle the stairs.
- Am I right? Everyone: Eminem is the fastest rapper.
Me listening to the socially awkward kid present in class - Have you heard about that socially awkward chef that only cooks with snake meat? I'm pretty sure he has Asp burgers.
- What do you call a socially awkward person who studies female reproductive systems A shynecologist
- What do you call a clever, socially awkward, bi s**... Hippie with fancy neckwear who streams Star-Trek? A shy, wry, bi guy in a fly tie watching sci-fi on wifi.
- Where did socially awkward n**... get sent? To the conversation camp!
(That was a part of my shower thoughts and popped spontaneously into my mind)
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Socially Awkward One Liners
Which socially awkward one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with socially awkward? I can suggest the ones about social anxiety and awkward moment.
- What does a socially awkward and depressed frog say? Reddit.!
- Why are penguins socially awkward? Because they can't break the ice.
- This new software developer is so socially awkward … … he failed the Turing Test.
- What is the socially awkward guy's favorite food? A huge Asperger.
- Dont label me as socially awkward How can u judge me if i have never ever talked to you
- Why is the Angel of Death so socially awkward? Because he s**... at life.
Amusing Socially Awkward Jokes to Make You Laugh with Friends
What funny jokes about socially awkward you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean awkward silence jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make socially awkward pranks.
A socially awkward loner finally landed a job as a mailman. When the people on his route saw a new face, they instinctively wanted to know who he was and he always gave the same response.
Long time lurker, first time poster.
A socially awkward guy at a party...
...never knows what to say to women. So a friend suggests asking them if they're married, have any kids.
"Are you married?"
"No."
"um...have any kids...?" She gives him a disgusted look, walks away.
He thinks to himself, maybe I did that wrong, let me try it again.
"Have any kids?"
"Yes."
"Are you married...?"
Non believers say it is impossible for a v**... to have kids...
... but my socially awkward friend Mitchell owns a goat farm - and he has plenty of kids!
A t**... invites his socially awkward friend to a party
"C'mon," he said, "It'll be a blast."
Welfare Check
A guy walked into the local welfare office to pick up his check. He marched
straight up to the counter and said,"Hi. You know...., I just HATE drawing
welfare. I'd really rather have a job."
The social worker behind the counter said, "Your timing is excellent. We
just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who wants a Chauffeur and
bodyguard for his beautiful daughter. You'll drive his 2011 Mercedes-Benz CL
and he will supply all of your clothes.
"Because of the long hours, meals will be provided. You'll also be expected
to e**... the daughter on her overseas holiday trips. This is rather awkward
to say, but you will also as part of your job description have to satisfy
her s**... urges. The daughter is in her mid-20's and has a rather strong
s**... drive."
The guy in wide-eyed amazement said, "You're kidding me!"
The social worker said: "Yeah, well ... You started it".
Fonzie Jokes: Guaranteed to solicit awkward groans in any social gathering.
Do you often find yourself thinking "what this social gathering needs is some awkward silence!" Well, you have come to the right place. these jokes are 10,000% guaranteed to get you all the groans and derrisive stares you want, guaranteed or your karma back!
Here is collection of comedy gold I've developed over the years.
Whats The Fonz's favorite baseball team?
The Oakland Eyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy's
What s**... transmitted disease did The Fonz contract?
Hepatitis Eyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
(Eyyyyyyyyyd's also works)
What's The Fonz's favorite country?
The U-S-of-Eyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
Feel free to make up your own, its the gift that keeps on giving!
A guy walks into a...
A guy walks into a local welfare office to pick up his check. He marched straight up to the counter and said,"Hi. You know...., I just HATE drawing welfare. I'd really rather have a job." The social worker behind the counter said, "Your timing is excellent. We just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who wants a Chauffeur and bodyguard for his beautiful daughter.
You'll drive his 2011 Mercedes-Benz CL and he will supply all of your clothes. "Because of the long hours, meals will be provided. You'll also be expected to e**... the daughter on her overseas holiday trips. This is rather awkward to say, but you will also as part of your job description have to satisfy her s**... urges. The daughter is in her mid-20's and has a rather strong s**... drive." The guy in wide-eyed amazement said, "You're bullshittin' me!"
The social worker said: "Yeah, well ... You started it".