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Socially Acceptable Jokes

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Hilarious Fun Socially Acceptable Jokes That Will Have You Rolling with Laughter

What is a good socially acceptable joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.

forever alone

Having alcohol by yourself at home is considered a problem, but social drinking is acceptable.
So now, whenever I open a crate of White Lightning, I always log on to Facebook.

Why Do News Channels love April Fools Day?

Because it's socially acceptable to do what they already do every day of the year.

An old man goes into the Social Security Office and fills out an application.

Too old to have a birth certificate, he is asked to prove he is old enough. He opens his shirt and shows them the gray hair on his chest and they accept that as proof. He goes home to his wife, shows her the check, and explains to her what has happened. She replies, "Well get back down there, pull down your pants, and see if you can get disability!"

What do you call a socially acceptable Indian bread?

Naan-conforming

You better not be gay.

Is only socially acceptable to say to an endangered Siberian Tiger.

You gotta be careful on social media these days.

I mean, just today I accepted a friend request from Xerox. Turns out it was a scan.

Apparently, saying "Wow, you've grown since I last saw you" isn't deemed socially acceptable when said to adults.

An old man goes into the Social Security Office and fills out an application.


Too old to have a birth certificate, he is asked to prove he is old enough.
He opens his shirt and shows them the gray hair on his chest and they accept that as proof.
He goes home to his wife, shows her the check, and explains to her what has happened.
She replies, “Well get back down there, pull down your pants, and see if you can get disability!”

An old man goes into the Social Security Office and fills out an application.

Too old to have a birth certificate, he is asked to prove he is old enough. He opens his shirt and shows them the gray hair on his chest and they accept that as proof. He goes home to his wife, shows her the check, and explains to her what has happened. She replies, "Well get back down there, pull down your pants, and see if you can get disability!"


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