The Best 9 Socially Acceptable Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Socially Acceptable jokes. There are some socially acceptable jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these socially acceptable puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Socially Acceptable Jokes and Puns

forever alone

Having alcohol by yourself at home is considered a problem, but social drinking is acceptable.

So now, whenever I open a crate of White Lightning, I always log on to Facebook.

Why Do News Channels love April Fools Day?

Because it's socially acceptable to do what they already do every day of the year.

What do you call a socially acceptable Indian bread?

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An old man goes into the Social Security Office and fills out an application.

Too old to have a birth certificate, he is asked to prove he is old enough. He opens his shirt and shows them the gray hair on his chest and they accept that as proof. He goes home to his wife, shows her the check, and explains to her what has happened. She replies, "Well get back down there, pull down your pants, and see if you can get disability!"

You better not be gay.

Is only socially acceptable to say to an endangered Siberian Tiger.


You gotta be careful on social media these days.

I mean, just today I accepted a friend request from Xerox. Turns out it was a scan.

Apparently, saying "Wow, you've grown since I last saw you" isn't deemed socially acceptable when said to adults.

An old man goes into the Social Security Office and fills out an application.



Too old to have a birth certificate, he is asked to prove he is old enough.

He opens his shirt and shows them the gray hair on his chest and they accept that as proof.

He goes home to his wife, shows her the check, and explains to her what has happened.

She replies, โ€œWell get back down there, pull down your pants, and see if you can get disability!โ€

An old man goes into the Social Security Office and fills out an application.

Too old to have a birth certificate, he is asked to prove he is old enough. He opens his shirt and shows them the gray hair on his chest and they accept that as proof. He goes home to his wife, shows her the check, and explains to her what has happened. She replies, "Well get back down there, pull down your pants, and see if you can get disability!"

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the socially acceptable jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working socially acceptable piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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