The Best 17 Socialists Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Socialists jokes. There are some socialists ethnic jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these socialists democrats puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Socialists Jokes and Puns

I didn't realize how cold it was outside today...

... until I saw socialists with their hands in their own pockets

What did socialists use before candles?

Light bulbs.

Queso is the perfect food for socialists....

'cause everybody chips in!

Socialists joke, Queso is the perfect food for socialists....

A conservative gets into a car accident with a bus full of socialists.

"Are you guys alright?" asks the conservative.

"No, we're mostly left."

Two nudist socialists are sitting on a porch.

The first one asks, "Have you read Marx?"

The second one replies, "Yes, I think it's these wicker chairs."


I finally understand the difference between capitalism, libertarianism, and socialism.

Capitalists hire libertarians to say socialism is bad. Socialists say capitalism is bad for free. And libertarians will say everyone else is bad as long as they get paid.

What did socialists use before candles?

Electricity

Socialists joke, What did socialists use before candles?

Why do socialists only drink decaffeinated tea?

Because proper tea is theft

How many Socialists does it take to change a light bulb?

None comrade, the bulb holds the seeds to its own revolution!

How did socialists illuminate their houses before candles?

Electricity.

How are Libertarians and National Socialists similar?

They both follow Austrian economics.

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How many socialists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

All of them.

A good percentage of my friends are socialists

0% of my friends are socialist, and that's a good percentage.

How many socialists does it take to change a light bulb?

Why must someone own the light bulb?

How many Socialists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one, but when it inevitably fails, they will be sure to inform us it wasn't a real light bulb.

Cleaning products only kill 99% of all germs on a given surface.

No wonder socialists hate the 1%.

Socialists joke, Cleaning products only kill 99% of all germs on a given surface.

How many socialists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. They cant. The bulb has been smashed and distributed equally.

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