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Short socialism jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The socialism humour may include short socialist jokes also.
- I scored a 175 on an IQ test with just 3 simple questions 1. My credit card number
2. My social security number
3. Uploading a scan of my birth certificate - If i had a nickel for every existential crisis it wouldn't matter because money is a social construct and existence is meaningless
- My therapist said that my narcissism causes me to misread social situations. I'm pretty sure she was hitting on me.
- I just got kicked out of flat earth Facebook groups because I asked if the 6 foot social distancing had pushed anyone over the edge yet.
- Flat earthers are very worried about the COVID-19 pandemic. They are afraid that social distancing measures may push people over the edge.
- I am thinking of moving to Switzerland, I hear the social benefits are really great. Their cool looking flag is a really big plus, too
- What do you call a death match between E.T. and a nerd with no social life? Alien versus Redditor.
- What do you call a clever, socially awkward, bisexual hippie with fancy neckwear who streams Star-Trek? A shy, wry, bi guy in a fly tie and tie dye watching sci-fi on wifi.
Credits: my bud - I just scored a 180 on an IQ test answering three simple questions ! 1. My credit card number
2. My social security number
3. Uploading a scan of my birth certificate - I got pulled over in the carpool lane. Cop: Where's your passenger?
Me: Due to social distancing they're in the car behind me.
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Socialism One Liners
Which socialism one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with socialism? I can suggest the ones about communism and capitalism.
- '90s kids won't get this Social security
- How many Republicans does it take to change a lightbulb? ...
Change? That's socialism. - Guys I tried to think of a social distancing joke but this is as close as I could get
- I am a social vegan. I'm avoiding meets.
- You know what separates the men from the boys? Social services.
- Typical day with a zero social filter 4 year old. kijk
- Why are prisoners so bad at socializing? Because they're in cells.
- 90's American kids will never get this! Social Security.
- 2000's kids won't get this Social security checks
- Google+ is like the gym of social networking. We all join it, but nobody uses it.
- What is Thanos favourite social media? Obviously snapchat
- What does a socially awkward and depressed frog say? Reddit.!
- I made a gun in the style of a social justice warrior It has too many triggers though.
- How do Muslims social distance? Qur'antine
- What type of tea does the Social Justice Warrior avoid? Reality
National Socialism Jokes
Here is a list of funny national socialism jokes and even better national socialism puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- Because of social distancing, this April 21 is no longer... National Surprise Drug Test Day
- Socialism at a national level is popular among young people these days... When you call it national socialism though it loses some of its luster
- What is the difference between christianity and national socialism? In christianity, o**... died for all the others.
Amusing & Witty Socialism Jokes for Laughter-Filled Fun
What funny jokes about socialism you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean social justice jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make socialism pranks.
Years ago, I decided I wanted to be a doctor
Years ago, I decided I wanted to be a doctor,
so I took the entrance exam to go to medical
school.
One of the many questions on human anatomy
asked was to rearrange the letters PNEIS" into
the name of "an important human body part which
is most useful when e**...."
Those who answered "spine" are now doctors
The rest of us are posting jokes on social media.
I always wanted to tell jokes...
I always wanted to tell jokes, but I had pretty severe social anxiety. So, I wrote the jokes down on pieces of paper and taped the paper to frisbees. Then I threw the frisbees at passers by so they could read my jokes.
The trouble was, most of them flew right over their heads.
My sister is taking part in a social experiment. She has to wear a Boris is doing his best t-shirt for 2 weeks and see how people react. So far she's been spit on, punched and had a bottle thrown at her!
I'm curious to see what happens when she goes outside.
My son is taking part in a social experiment where he has to wear a t-shirt saying "GO VEGAN" for 2 weeks and see how people react.
So far, he has been punched, spit on and a bottle thrown at him!
I'm curious to see what happens when he goes outside.
My 4 yr Old son said "Daddy, why do people make up things that their children have said for social media?
Isn't it just inherently dishonest and indicative of inability to construct a compelling narrative themselves? "
Ps: This sub in a nutshell
A couple who work in the circus go to an adoption agency.
Social workers there raise doubts about their suitability.
The couple produce photos of their 50 ft motorhome, which is equipped with a beautiful nursery.
The social workers then are doubtful about the education that the child would get.
"We've arranged for a full-time tutor who will teach the child all the usual subjects along with French, Mandarin and computer skills."
Then there are doubts about raising a child in a circus environment.
"Our nanny is an expert in paediatric welfare and diet."
The social workers are finally satisfied.
They ask, "What age child are you hoping to adopt?"
"It doesn't really matter, as long as he fits in the cannon"
My therapist told me that I have trouble interpreting social cues.
I think she wants to have s**... with me.
"I'm a socialist drinker!" The bartender chuckled and asked me, "Don't you mean social drinker?"
"No, I only drink when someone else is paying."
What's the difference between a bomb and a social justice warrior?
The bomb actually accomplishes something when it's triggered.
Flat earthers are very worried about the pandemic.
They are afraid that social distancing measures may push people over the edge.
What is similar about coronavirus and s**...?
Most Redditors lack the social skills to get either
