The Best 9 Social Worker Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Social Worker jokes. There are some social worker work jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these social worker workplace puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Social Worker Jokes and Puns

A couple who work in the circus go to an adoption agency.

Social workers there raise doubts about their suitability.
The couple produce photos of their 50 ft motorhome, which is equipped with a beautiful nursery.
The social workers then are doubtful about the education that the child would get.
"We've arranged for a full-time tutor who will teach the child all the usual subjects along with French, Mandarin and computer skills."
Then there are doubts about raising a child in a circus environment.
"Our nanny is an expert in paediatric welfare and diet."
The social workers are finally satisfied.
They ask, "What age child are you hoping to adopt?"
"It doesn't really matter, as long as he fits in the cannon"

A lawyer, priest, and social worker are on a ship that hits an iceberg...

The captain comes over the intercom: "Everyone please make your way to the lifeboats".
The social worker yells out: "Women & children first!"
The lawyer starts pushing his way towards the boats: "Screw the children!"
The priest responds: "Do we have time?"

What's the difference between a Social Worker and a pitbull?

You'll get some of your child back from the pitbull.

The Corporate Ladder

A recent study in USA have found an interesting relationship between a man social status and the sport he watches

1. The sport of choice for the urban poor is BASKETBALL
2. The sport of choice for maintenance level employee is BOWLING
3. The sport of choice for front line workers is American FOOTBALL
4. The sport of choice for supervisors is BASEBALL
5. The sport of Choice for middle management is TENNIS
6. the sport of Choice for corporate Officers is GOLF

CONCLUSION: The Higher you are in the corporate structure, the smaller your balls become

What's the difference between God and a social worker?

God doesn't pretend to be a social worker


One social worker asks another "What time is it?"

The second replies, "I don't know, I'm not wearing a watch."

The first says, "That's OK, the important thing is we talked about it."

What's the difference between a social worker and a pit bull?

At least you can get some of your baby back from a pit bull.

Why is a social worker like a bra ?

Both work for upliftment of downtrodden masses

Two social workers are passing by an alleyway...

They see a guy badly beaten up lying there unconscious.
One social worker says to the other, "My God - whoever did that really needs help."

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the social worker advocacy jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working social worker worker piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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