Social Work Jokes
22 social work jokes and hilarious social work puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about social work that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Funniest Social Work Short Jokes
Short social work jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The social work humour may include short social justice jokes also.
- People are surprised when I tell them that I have a 4.0GPA while working and maintaining an active social life But hey, anything is possible if you lie.
- City officials required all their male employees to socialize with male coworkers after work once a week. They issued a government mandate.
- if I had a dollar for everytime socialism was succesful, I'd have 0$ Which is funny because if it did work, I'd also have 0$
- I dunno why my work has posters up saying 'practice social distancing' I mean, do we really need more practice?
I figure we're all pretty good at it by now. - The hard working hole driller thought that everyone he met had bad social skills... But in reality, people just couldn't look him in his eyes because they always found him to be boring.
- Been working on better socializing my dog. Think I've done too well All he wants to do is rise up and seize the means of pawduction.
- People get so surprised I have a 4/4 GPA while maintaining social life and working part-time, who would tell them anything is possible... .... when you lie
- If I had a dollar for every time socialism worked I'd have zero dollars.
And ironically, if socialism had worked I'd still have zero dollars - If you're about to post song lyrics on social media, stop and ask yourself is it worth it? Let me work it. I put my thing down flip it and reverse it.
- My therapist told me to go out to a social event for my social anxiety. Exposure therapy, and all that. It worked. Although the trench coat put me a bit out of pocket.
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Social Work One Liners
Which social work one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with social work? I can suggest the ones about community service and school work.
- Socialism works great! Until you run out of other people's money
- Why is a social worker like a bra ? Both work for upliftment of downtrodden masses
- How does socialism work so well? It doesn't.
Hilarious Social Work Jokes that Bring Laughter with Friends
What funny jokes about social work you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean social skills jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make social work pranks.
A couple who work in the circus go to an adoption agency.
Social workers there raise doubts about their suitability.
The couple produce photos of their 50 ft motorhome, which is equipped with a beautiful nursery.
The social workers then are doubtful about the education that the child would get.
"We've arranged for a full-time tutor who will teach the child all the usual subjects along with French, Mandarin and computer skills."
Then there are doubts about raising a child in a circus environment.
"Our nanny is an expert in paediatric welfare and diet."
The social workers are finally satisfied.
They ask, "What age child are you hoping to adopt?"
"It doesn't really matter, as long as he fits in the cannon"
In the 70s...
A Russian asks for a meeting with the President
\- I would like a passport and a visa to Belgium - asks the Russian man
\- But aren't you fine in Russia? - asks the president
\- Hm, really, I can't complain
\- So, maybe you don't like your work there?
\- Hm, really, I can't complain
\- Maybe it is the life there that you don't like?
\- Hm, really, I can't complain
\- Then it is socialism that doesn't satisfy you?
\- Hm, really, I can't complain
\- But now I'm confused. Excuse me but why do you want to go to Belgium? - asks the president
\- BECAUSE THERE I CAN FINALLY COMPLAIN!!!
I've given up social media for the New Year and am trying to make friends outside Facebook while applying the same principles.
Every day, I walk down the street and tell passersby what I've eaten, how I feel, what I did the night before, and what I will do tomorrow. Then I give them pictures of my family, my dog, and me gardening. I also listen to their conversations and tell them I love them.
And it works. I already have three people following me… two police officers and a psychiatrist.
Darkened Room
A young associate was romantically ambushed in a darkened room of the law firm. After months of the social isolation that comes from eighty hour work weeks, the associate was happy to reciprocate. However, when asked by a friend to identify the lover, the associate was puzzled. "All I know for sure is that it was a partner -- I had to do all the work."
When I was a teenager…
…I worked as a bag boy in a southern supermarket (Publix). As one of the busiest stores, we were chosen to test making fresh squeezed juice in the store at customers' request. As a social person, this sounded like a pretty cool job so I asked my manager if I could get some shifts on the juice machine. Unfortunately, it wasn't possible because baggers can't be juicers
Anything is possible.
People are surprised when I tell them I have a 4.0 GPA, work 2 jobs, while doing research, having 4 internships finished, being president of my student government, having a VS model as a girlfriend and having an amazing social life.
I mean, anything's possible when you lie.
Capitalism, Communism, and Socialism have a meeting for afternoon tea
Communism collapses on the way there and dies from malnutrition. Socialism is so late from collecting welfare to buy the tea that he decides to go home. However, Capitalism - seeing that neither of the two showed up - buys his own tea, finishes his lunch break, and goes back to work.
In honor of The Challenger disaster: proof that I have no soul.
How do we know Christa McAuliffe had dandruff?
Her head and shoulders washed up on the shore.
It was said that Christa's pupils were hit the hardest... by the instrument panel.
As she left for work that day she said to her husband "you feed the dog, i'll feed the fish."
How do you know her eyes were blue?
One blew one way the other blew another way.
Christa used to teach Social Studies ...now she's History
What does NASA stand for? Need another seven astronauts.