The Best 18 Social Work Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Social Work jokes. There are some social work abstract jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these social work higher wages puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Social Work Jokes and Puns

A couple who work in the circus go to an adoption agency.

Social workers there raise doubts about their suitability.
The couple produce photos of their 50 ft motorhome, which is equipped with a beautiful nursery.
The social workers then are doubtful about the education that the child would get.
"We've arranged for a full-time tutor who will teach the child all the usual subjects along with French, Mandarin and computer skills."
Then there are doubts about raising a child in a circus environment.
"Our nanny is an expert in paediatric welfare and diet."
The social workers are finally satisfied.
They ask, "What age child are you hoping to adopt?"
"It doesn't really matter, as long as he fits in the cannon"

People are surprised when I tell them that I have a 4.0GPA while working and maintaining an active social life

But hey, anything is possible if you lie.

City officials required all their male employees to socialize with male coworkers after work once a week.

They issued a government mandate.

if I had a dollar for everytime socialism was succesful, I'd have 0$

Which is funny because if it did work, I'd also have 0$

I've given up social media for the New Year and am trying to make friends outside Facebook while applying the same principles.

Every day, I walk down the street and tell passersby what I've eaten, how I feel, what I did the night before, and what I will do tomorrow. Then I give them pictures of my family, my dog, and me gardening. I also listen to their conversations and tell them I love them.

And it works. I already have three people following me… two police officers and a psychiatrist.

Darkened Room

A young associate was romantically ambushed in a darkened room of the law firm. After months of the social isolation that comes from eighty hour work weeks, the associate was happy to reciprocate. However, when asked by a friend to identify the lover, the associate was puzzled. "All I know for sure is that it was a partner -- I had to do all the work."

I dunno why my work has posters up saying 'practice social distancing'

I mean, do we really need more practice?

I figure we're all pretty good at it by now.

Anything is possible.

People are surprised when I tell them I have a 4.0 GPA, work 2 jobs, while doing research, having 4 internships finished, being president of my student government, having a VS model as a girlfriend and having an amazing social life.

I mean, anything's possible when you lie.

Capitalism, Communism, and Socialism have a meeting for afternoon tea

Communism collapses on the way there and dies from malnutrition. Socialism is so late from collecting welfare to buy the tea that he decides to go home. However, Capitalism - seeing that neither of the two showed up - buys his own tea, finishes his lunch break, and goes back to work.

The hard working hole driller thought that everyone he met had bad social skills...

But in reality, people just couldn't look him in his eyes because they always found him to be boring.

Been working on better socializing my dog. Think I've done too well

All he wants to do is rise up and seize the means of pawduction.

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In honor of The Challenger disaster: proof that I have no soul.

How do we know Christa McAuliffe had dandruff?

Her head and shoulders washed up on the shore.

It was said that Christa's pupils were hit the hardest... by the instrument panel.

As she left for work that day she said to her husband "you feed the dog, i'll feed the fish."

How do you know her eyes were blue?

One blew one way the other blew another way.

Christa used to teach Social Studies she's History

What does NASA stand for? Need another seven astronauts.

People get so surprised I have a 4/4 GPA while maintaining social life and working part-time, who would tell them anything is possible...

.... when you lie

Socialism works great!

Until you run out of other people's money

Why is a social worker like a bra ?

Both work for upliftment of downtrodden masses

If I had a dollar for every time socialism worked

I'd have zero dollars.
And ironically, if socialism had worked I'd still have zero dollars

If you're about to post song lyrics on social media, stop and ask yourself is it worth it?

Let me work it. I put my thing down flip it and reverse it.

My therapist told me to go out to a social event for my social anxiety. Exposure therapy, and all that.

It worked. Although the trench coat put me a bit out of pocket.

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