Social Studies Jokes
13 social studies jokes and hilarious social studies puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about social studies that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Funniest Social Studies Short Jokes
Short social studies jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The social studies humour may include short geography jokes also.
- What do you call a socially awkward person who studies female reproductive systems A shynecologist
- Yo momma so fat, they had to get 2 oxen to pull the wagon. I'm a middle school social studies teacher and I thought I'd dial the yo mamma jokes back a few centuries!
- I think my friend's going to fall asleep in social studies. Whether he knows it or not, he'll go down in history.
- A recent Social Behavior study showed that... ...2.6M people in Taiwan had Taipei personalities...
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Social Studies One Liners
Which social studies one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with social studies? I can suggest the ones about history subject and school subjects.
- Schools should have a class designed for introverts... *anti-social studies*
- What do you learn in both Math and Social Studies class? Inequalities
Entertaining Social Studies Jokes to Laugh Out Loud Fun with Everyone
What funny jokes about social studies you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean business studies jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make social studies pranks.
The Corporate Ladder
A recent study in USA have found an interesting relationship between a man social status and the sport he watches
1. The sport of choice for the urban poor is BASKETBALL
2. The sport of choice for maintenance level employee is BOWLING
3. The sport of choice for front line workers is American FOOTBALL
4. The sport of choice for supervisors is BASEBALL
5. The sport of Choice for middle management is TENNIS
6. the sport of Choice for corporate Officers is GOLF
CONCLUSION: The Higher you are in the corporate structure, the smaller your b**... become
In honor of The Challenger disaster: proof that I have no soul.
How do we know Christa McAuliffe had dandruff?
Her head and shoulders washed up on the shore.
It was said that Christa's pupils were hit the hardest... by the instrument panel.
As she left for work that day she said to her husband "you feed the dog, i'll feed the fish."
How do you know her eyes were blue?
One blew one way the other blew another way.
Christa used to teach Social Studies ...now she's History
What does NASA stand for? Need another seven astronauts.
I just graded a social studies essay on capitalism
Dan, my brightest student, wrote a brilliant essay about how wages and labor are balanced to ensure that a vendor sells his product at a competitive price. I gave him A marks.
Emily wrote an essay that touched upon the fundamentals, but didn't really explain the concepts with the quality and depth I was looking for. I gave her B marks.
Sasha wrote an paper on why capitalism is a disgusting byproduct of greedy fascists who seek to control the population. Needless to say, I gave him Karl Marx.
Crows in Boston are dying
The city of Boston has a problem with crows. They are dying by the thousands and the roadways are littered with the carcasses. The problem is only getting worse. Massachusetts' Dept. of Environmental Protection just completed a study of the problem. The crows are being killed when they are struck by trucks, but they manage to avoid being hit by passenger cars. Since crows are scavengers they eat roadkill and are often in large groups on the roads. Being social animals, they are somewhat organized and one or two birds always serve as lookouts to warn the others of danger. The MDEP found that the problem is that although all the Bostonian crows can call out "cah!" none of them can call out "truck!"
There are 4 levels of cheerios in this world.
The levels are, from bottom to top, regular, chocolate, honey nut, and the highest level is the status of Froot Loops. Jim is a regular old cheerio, and is unhappy with his life. So he studies for weeks and weeks, takes the test, and becomes a chocolate cheerio. He parties for a while, makes lots of new friends, but then becomes bored. So Jim studies for months and months to become a honey nut cheerio, takes the test, and becomes a honey nut cheerio. Life as a honey nut cheerio is much better, there are many more places to go, and many more things to see and do. But Jim is greedy, and needs more from life. So he studies for years and years to become a Froot Loop, the highest of the high positions on the social ladder. He takes the test, but fails. Jim becomes depressed, and thinks about s**..., but sees light at the end of the tunnel. So he studies even more, takes the test, and passes. Jim is ecstatic, and makes many more friends. He decides to throw a party, so he goes to the supermarket to get drinks. First he looks at beer, but the line for beer was too long, so he moves on. He goes to get juice, but the line there was also to long. He went to the punchline but there was none.