The Best 35 Social Media Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Social Media jokes. There are some social media attitudes jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these social media prejudice puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Social Media Jokes and Puns

Years ago, I decided I wanted to be a doctor

Years ago, I decided I wanted to be a doctor,
so I took the entrance exam to go to medical
school.

One of the many questions on human anatomy
asked was to rearrange the letters PNEIS" into
the name of "an important human body part which
is most useful when erect."

Those who answered "spine" are now doctors

The rest of us are posting jokes on social media.

Apparently people are getting paid now to mention products in their social media posts

That's as crazy as the discounts at Dave's furniture Emporium.

I hate it when people outright copy and paste somebody's joke on Twitter and post it on a different social media platform.

Retweet if you agree.

What is Thanos favourite social media?

Obviously Snapchat

Sociologists say that social media is creating the laziest generation ever.

I expressed my opinion in great detail by hitting the Like button.


Me: Doctor, you've gotta help me! I'm addicted to Social Media.

Doctor: I don't follow you.

Three social media news article writers walk into a bar

You won't believe what happens next.

Antivaxxers should create social media accounts for their children

They'll go viral in no time.

My 6yo sister asked me to post this joke on social media.. (Don't be too harsh)

What was Billy doing in class??

He was billy dancing.

So apparently a gorilla got shot at the zoo for grabbing a kid that had wandered into its enclosure..

And social media went apeshit.

I tried to start a religious social media page called Faithbook...

...but it was deemed offensive by the American Lisp Association.

You can explore social media societal reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean social media persuasion dad jokes. There are also social media puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.


How do you complete a family tree easily?

Post on social media that you won the lottery.

I've given up social media for the New Year and am trying to make friends outside Facebook while applying the same principles.

Every day, I walk down the street and tell passersby what I've eaten, how I feel, what I did the night before, and what I will do tomorrow. Then I give them pictures of my family, my dog, and me gardening. I also listen to their conversations and tell them I love them.

And it works. I already have three people following me… two police officers and a psychiatrist.

I'm thinking of starting a social media network for chickens

But not as my full-time job. Just as a way to make hens meet.

Hacker sent me an email that he has hacked into my computer.

I said "prove it" and he sent me the username and password of my email, bank and social media accounts.

I replied "Thank you, that was the easiest Forgot Password process I have ever come across".

Don't forget to use social media to say Happy Fathers Day to your father who doesn't use social media and won't see it

What is Captain Hook's least favorite social media site?

TikTok!

Bernie supporters are dumber than Hillary supporters. Proof?

Hillary supporters spam social media for cash, while Bernie supporters do it for free.

Do you remember how before social media nobody cared what, where and with whom you ate?

Still nobody cares.


I wonder why animals have only two genders.

Probably because they don't use social media.

What's Leatherface's favourite social media?

Facebook.

A teen goes to a party one day.

He dances for a bit, then he decides to get some punch but sees the line is long so he goes back to dancing. He enters the line but sees the line is still long. So, he dances some more, grabs some food, and scrolls through social media. Eventually he enters the line again. Finally he says: "This punchline is taking too long."

What do you call a highly cited epidemiology researcher with a social media presence?

An influenzer.

What's a Viking's favourite social media?

Raid-it

I can't call people Grammar Nazis on social media anymore....

Now I call them the Alt-Write.

What do you call a virus with 3.6 million followers?

A social media influenza.

I finally made a social media account, but my only followers were my parents.

Maybe I should try branching out from OnlyFans.

I'm an Anti-vax and I don't care what you think.

I'm sick and tired of seeing people who are anti-vax getting bullied on social media. We have good reasons to feel this way and simply bad mouthing us or attacking us is not going to change our mind. We will not be silenced.

I for sure will never have one again. No chance, no matter what you say to convince me. I've been sucked into that trap before!

They are absolutely the worst brand of vacuum cleaner. Dyson all the way for me!

whats the difference between a social media influencer and a bench??

one can support a family.

Which social media platform vegans hate the most?

Google meet

What happens when a plant tries to add you on social media?

You get a fern request.

Q. What's an astronaut's favorite social media website?

A. MySpace

How can you tell the difference between a cop and a social media influencer?

The influencer HAS TO tell you their job.

What do you call a person who has flu but does not isolate themselves and is very active on social media?

Influen(zer)

Hate speak, obscene photos, and narcissistic viewpoints caused me to get completely off of social media. [OC]

I found myself wasting too much time posting that stuff!

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the social media manipulation jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working social media cultural piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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