Social Media Jokes
111 social media jokes and hilarious social media puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about social media that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Social Media Short Jokes
Short social media jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The social media humour may include short social networking jokes also.
- Apparently people are getting paid now to mention products in their social media posts That's as crazy as the discounts at Dave's furniture Emporium.
- I hate it when people outright copy and paste somebody's joke on twitter and post it on a different social media platform. Retweet if you agree.
- Sociologists say that social media is creating the laziest generation ever. I expressed my opinion in great detail by hitting the Like button.
- Me: Doctor, you've gotta help me! I'm addicted to Social Media. Doctor: I don't follow you.
- What's the difference between a social media influencer and a philosophy major? The philosophy major needed a degree to be useless.
- Three social media news article writers walk into a bar You won't believe what happens next.
- Antivaxxers should create social media accounts for their children They'll go viral in no time.
- My 6yo sister asked me to post this joke on social media.. (Don't be too harsh) What was Billy doing in class??
He was billy dancing. - I tried to start a religious social media page called Faithbook... ...but it was deemed offensive by the American Lisp Association.
- My doctor refuses to post my diagnosis to social media... He says my disease is untweetable...
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Social Media One Liners
Which social media one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with social media? I can suggest the ones about social network and news media.
- What is Thanos favourite social media? Obviously snapchat
- How do you complete a family tree easily? Post on social media that you won the lottery.
- What social media platform do fetuses use? discord
- What is Captain Hook's least favorite social media site? TikTok!
- I wonder why animals have only two genders. Probably because they don't use social media.
- What's Leatherface's favourite social media? Facebook.
- What's a Viking's favourite social media? Raid-it
- What do you call a virus with 3.6 million followers? A social media influenza.
- What's Pinocchio's favorite social media app? BeReal
- Which social media platform vegans hate the most? Google meet
- What happens when a plant tries to add you on social media? You get a fern request.
- Q. What's an astronaut's favorite social media website?
A. MySpace - What is Thanos' favorite social media? Snapchat
- Samsung left the stage with one final note It made social media blow up.
- What does a fencer do on social media? Riposte
Social Media Day Jokes
Here is a list of funny social media day jokes and even better social media day puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- Don't forget to use social media to say Happy fathers day to your father who doesn't use social media and won't see it
- In the old days, folks used to say "tisk, tisk" to shame others Now social media connects us to millions, and allows us to multi-tisk.
- going on social media these days is like going to church after 5mins, I feel guilty af
- Give a millennial a smartphone and he'll live for a day... ... any longer than that and he'll become a mindless, soulless, social media zombie.
- I'm slightly peturbed by people these days showing off in weird, but understandable ways on social media. Weird flex, but ok.
- Most redittors would make excellent Presidents. We already sleep, eat junk food, watch TV and post on social media 21 hours a day.
- You gotta be careful on social media these days. I mean, just today I accepted a friend request from Xerox. Turns out it was a scan.
Quirky and Hilarious Social Media Jokes to Let the Chuckles Begin.
What funny jokes about social media you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean facebook twitter jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make social media pranks.
Have you heard about the social media stars who are coughing and sick?
They're Instagram Influenzas
I found this new social media channel of a cute girl in revealing outfit that teaches elementary mathematics
Her account is "The THOT that Counts"
What Social Media site do the undead use?
Tomblr.
Do you remember how before social media nobody cared what, where and with whom you ate?
Still nobody cares.
What do you call mints you can spread through social media?
Memementos
Bernie supporters are dumber than Hillary supporters. Proof?
Hillary supporters spam social media for cash, while Bernie supporters do it for free.
So apparently a gorilla got shot at the zoo for grabbing a kid that had wandered into its enclosure..
And social media went a**....
What would you call a social media marketing genius?
m**...
What's a social media for married people?
Weddit
What is a statistician's favorite social media site?
Histogram
The amount of salt on social media...
... is more than enough to cover all of the fries produced by McDonalds next year.
I can't call people Grammar n**... on social media anymore....
Now I call them the Alt-Write.
I'm surprised Trump is on social media all the time
I figured the Speaker of the House would be the Tweeter of the group.
Social media in a nutshell
Instagram: "I'm so pretty"
LinkedIn: "I'm so good at my job"
Twitter: "I'm so funny"
Snapchat: "I'm a dog"
How does a Social Media Interrogator make people talk?
He makes them Snap
What do you call a president who uses social media too much?
Twitler
Social media is like waking up in a mental asylum.
You have no idea you're committed until you try to leave.
I really like seeing #MeToo on social media
It tells guys like me to either shape up or just go ahead and run for President.
Why do millenials participate in odd social media challenges?
Because they literally can't even.
Did you know Jesus is on Social Media?
Faith Book
If someone receives social justice, but doesn't post about it on social media...
...does the applause make a sound?
Why are social media managers on sick leave so often?
Because they easily get viral.
I'm thinking of starting a social media network for chickens
But not as my full-time job. Just as a way to make hens meet.
Guys I just found Tom Hanks' social media password
It's 1Forrest1
Years ago, I decided I wanted to be a doctor
Years ago, I decided I wanted to be a doctor,
so I took the entrance exam to go to medical
school.
One of the many questions on human anatomy
asked was to rearrange the letters PNEIS" into
the name of "an important human body part which
is most useful when e**...."
Those who answered "spine" are now doctors
The rest of us are posting jokes on social media.
What is Satan's favorite social media service?
Sinstagram
What is the Ideal Social Media for Friends who Disagree on Everything ?
Discord
What's the number one social media platform preferred by aliens?
Spacebook
What do you call a group of social media stars?
A click.
Why isn't Tumblr considered social media?
Because everyone on there is just talking to themselves.
How much do your social media photos weigh?
An instagram.
It's great that people started the #metoo movement on social media
But if you're old like me, it reads pound me too
Hate speak, obscene photos, and narcissistic viewpoints caused me to get completely off of social media. [OC]
I found myself wasting too much time posting that stuff!
People protesting about Butch Hartman on social media just delights me.
Because Butch is such A Tough (or is it T.U.F.F) Puppy
What do you call a reptile that starts fights over social media?
An InstaGator
Why did the teenagers cross the road?
Because they saw other teenagers doing it on social media.
What social media site does an electrician use
Ohmegle
What did the virus name it's social media account?
Influenceza
How can you spot the losers in a social media War?
They're the ones yelling, "Retweet! Retweet!!"
There's a new social media app created by the bakers' union called breadit .
You can buy a loaf on it but only if it's stale and has been posted by 6 bakers in the last week.
What is an alligator that likes to start fight's favorite social media platform?
Instagram, because they're an insta-gator.
All my friends keep tagging me in their social media
So this is what they called the #trashtag challenge
So social media was down today
I went outside my room and met my family, they seem pretty cool.
I don't understand girls
My gf asked me to be on Social Media and should try to make friends
So putting my morals aside I made an account on tinder and made friend with benefits
And now she is very upset.
Yo mama so obese that when she became a social media star...
It didn't matter. She was global.
If a painter records his videos painting and posts it on social media,
Is he considered a recording artist?
What do you call a highly cited epidemiology researcher with a social media presence?
An influenzer.
Mercilesss Followers
The worst thing abt government spying and following you on social media is that they never LIKE or RETWEET your post.....Y are they so Mercilesss............
I've given up social media for the New Year and am trying to make friends outside Facebook while applying the same principles.
Every day, I walk down the street and tell passersby what I've eaten, how I feel, what I did the night before, and what I will do tomorrow. Then I give them pictures of my family, my dog, and me gardening. I also listen to their conversations and tell them I love them.
And it works. I already have three people following me… two police officers and a psychiatrist.
My 4 yr Old son said "Daddy, why do people make up things that their children have said for social media?
Isn't it just inherently dishonest and indicative of inability to construct a compelling narrative themselves? "
Ps: This sub in a nutshell
A teen goes to a party one day.
He dances for a bit, then he decides to get some punch but sees the line is long so he goes back to dancing. He enters the line but sees the line is still long. So, he dances some more, grabs some food, and scrolls through social media. Eventually he enters the line again. Finally he says: "This punchline is taking too long."
What do you call a person who has flu but does not isolate themselves and is very active on social media?
Influen(zer)
whats the difference between a social media influencer and a bench??
one can support a family.
I'm an Anti-vax and I don't care what you think.
I'm sick and tired of seeing people who are anti-vax getting bullied on social media. We have good reasons to feel this way and simply bad mouthing us or attacking us is not going to change our mind. We will not be silenced.
I for sure will never have one again. No chance, no matter what you say to convince me. I've been s**... into that trap before!
They are absolutely the worst brand of vacuum cleaner. Dyson all the way for me!
How can you tell the difference between a cop and a social media influencer?
The influencer HAS TO tell you their job.
I finally made a social media account, but my only followers were my parents.
Maybe I should try branching out from OnlyFans.
Hacker sent me an email that he has hacked into my computer.
I said "prove it" and he sent me the username and password of my email, bank and social media accounts.
I replied "Thank you, that was the easiest Forgot Password process I have ever come across".
There's a new social media platform where people can take pictures of how they've been conned by their coke dealer.
Isntagram.
