Social Justice Jokes

Funniest Social Justice Short Jokes

Short social justice jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The social justice humour may include short socialism jokes also.

1. What's the difference between a bomb and a social justice warrior? The bomb actually accomplishes something when it's triggered.
2. What's the difference between a landslide and a social justice warrior? It takes a lot of effort to trigger a landslide.
3. What time does a social justice warrior get up in the morning? It's hard to say, she's already woke.
4. What's the difference between a social justice warrior and an IED? You can't trigger an IED just by disagreeing with it.
5. How many social justice warriors does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They just hold the lightbulb and cry until the universe spins around them.
6. What's the difference between a gun and a social justice warrior? The gun has only one trigger.
7. Why is everyone a social justice warrior ? Couldn't they pick another class ? Like social justice mage or social justice hunter ?
8. How many Social Justice Warriors does it take to change a lightbulb? None, just the one black guy they get to do it so they can tell him how oppressed he is.
9. How many social justice warriors does it take to change a lightbulb? Twelve, one to change it and the other eleven to start a support group called "recovering from the darkness"
10. Why are Social Justice Activists always warriors? Because they don't have a high enough intelligence to be Social Justice Mages.

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Social Justice One Liners

Which social justice one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with social justice? I can suggest the ones about social work and human rights.

1. I made a gun in the style of a social justice warrior It has too many triggers though.
2. What type of tea does the Social Justice Warrior avoid? Reality
3. Why do social justice warriors hate dentists? Because they make teeth straight and white.
4. Two social justice warriors walk into a fence store... Both took a fence
5. What do you call a werewolf who has taken an interest in social justice? Awarewolf
6. What's a Social Justice Warrior's favorite math course? Triggernometry.
7. The Social Justice League doesn't have a Batmobile They have a tumbler.
8. Social Justice Warriors Favorite Sandwich: Lettuce, Guacamole, Bacon and Tomato
9. What's the opposite of Social Justice Warrior? A Status Quosader
10. Dogs were the first social justice warriors They hate mailmen.
11. Did you hear about the insomniac social justice activist? He was woke af
12. What do you call an angry Social Justice Warrior? A MadLib
13. What does a mechanical engineer have in common with a social justice warrior? Tolerance
14. What metal genre do Social Justice Warriors listen to? Progressive metal
15. What are the worst kind of warriors? Social Justice

Social Justice Warrior Jokes

Here is a list of funny social justice warrior jokes and even better social justice warrior puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• What's the difference between a social justice warrior and a knife? The knife is edgier and has a point.
• How many social justice warriors does it take to screw in a lightbulb? I don't know, but they'd shame it for its light privilege.
• After watching social justice warrior's behaviour on YouTube. TIL: the old saying is true... War doesn't determine who's on the right, only who's on the left.
• A group of kids start singing "Baa Baa Black Sheep" Then a social justice warrior barges in and says "it should be "Baa Baa African American Sheep"
• Social justice warriors love Captain Marvel because she's a powerful woman... ...but hate her because she's Binary.
• Why was a social justice warrior being held in solitude confinement in a mental institute? She attacked the guards when they tried to force her into a straight white male jacket.
• Mark 12:25 And Jesus said; In heaven there is no marriage. No men, no women, only angels. So it's Social Justice Warrior paradise? Like Berkeley?
• What secret society of social justice warriors has been sworn for a thousand years to get their only exercise typing angry comments on each other's bad CW fan fiction? The Knights Tumblar
• I hate social justice warriors. They are always arguing about dps with social justice mages.
• If there was a mathematical equation to describe social justice warriors... It would be a really nice log.
  An ideal log.

Social Justice Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.

What funny jokes about social justice you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean civil rights jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make social justice pranks.