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194 social jokes and hilarious social puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about social that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Discover the best social jokes about social distancing, social studies, social worker, social media, social security, social anxiety, social science, and more. Find out how these jokes can be used to promote mutual understanding, interaction, and cultural appreciation.

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Funniest Social Short Jokes

Short social jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The social humour may include short relations jokes also.

  1. I scored a 175 on an IQ test with just 3 simple questions 1. My credit card number
    2. My social security number
    3. Uploading a scan of my birth certificate
  2. If i had a nickel for every existential crisis it wouldn't matter because money is a social construct and existence is meaningless
  3. My therapist said that my narcissism causes me to misread social situations. I'm pretty sure she was hitting on me.
  4. I just got kicked out of flat earth Facebook groups because I asked if the 6 foot social distancing had pushed anyone over the edge yet.
  5. Flat earthers are very worried about the COVID-19 pandemic. They are afraid that social distancing measures may push people over the edge.
  6. I am thinking of moving to Switzerland, I hear the social benefits are really great. Their cool looking flag is a really big plus, too
  7. What do you call a death match between E.T. and a nerd with no social life? Alien versus Redditor.
  8. What do you call a clever, socially awkward, bisexual hippie with fancy neckwear who streams Star-Trek? A shy, wry, bi guy in a fly tie and tie dye watching sci-fi on wifi.
    Credits: my bud
  9. I just scored a 180 on an IQ test answering three simple questions ! 1. My credit card number
    2. My social security number
    3. Uploading a scan of my birth certificate
  10. I got pulled over in the carpool lane. Cop: Where's your passenger?
    Me: Due to social distancing they're in the car behind me.

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Social One Liners

Which social one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with social? I can suggest the ones about culture and community.

  1. '90s kids won't get this Social security
  2. How many Republicans does it take to change a lightbulb? ...
    Change? That's socialism.
  3. Guys I tried to think of a social distancing joke but this is as close as I could get
  4. I am a social vegan. I'm avoiding meets.
  5. You know what separates the men from the boys? Social services.
  6. Typical day with a zero social filter 4 year old. kijk
  7. Why are prisoners so bad at socializing? Because they're in cells.
  8. 90's American kids will never get this! Social Security.
  9. 2000's kids won't get this Social security checks
  10. Google+ is like the gym of social networking. We all join it, but nobody uses it.
  11. What is Thanos favourite social media? Obviously snapchat
  12. What does a socially awkward and depressed frog say? Reddit.!
  13. I made a gun in the style of a social justice warrior It has too many triggers though.
  14. How do Muslims social distance? Qur'antine
  15. What type of tea does the Social Justice Warrior avoid? Reality

Social Media Jokes

Here is a list of funny social media jokes and even better social media puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • Apparently people are getting paid now to mention products in their social media posts That's as crazy as the discounts at Dave's furniture Emporium.
  • I hate it when people outright copy and paste somebody's joke on twitter and post it on a different social media platform. Retweet if you agree.
  • Sociologists say that social media is creating the laziest generation ever. I expressed my opinion in great detail by hitting the Like button.
  • Me: Doctor, you've gotta help me! I'm addicted to Social Media. Doctor: I don't follow you.
  • What's the difference between a social media influencer and a philosophy major? The philosophy major needed a degree to be useless.
  • Three social media news article writers walk into a bar You won't believe what happens next.
  • Antivaxxers should create social media accounts for their children They'll go viral in no time.
  • My 6yo sister asked me to post this joke on social media.. (Don't be too harsh) What was Billy doing in class??
    He was billy dancing.
  • I tried to start a religious social media page called Faithbook... ...but it was deemed offensive by the American Lisp Association.
  • How do you complete a family tree easily? Post on social media that you won the lottery.

Social Distancing Jokes

Here is a list of funny social distancing jokes and even better social distancing puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • Flat earthers are very worried about the pandemic. They are afraid that social distancing measures may push people over the edge.
  • The Covid19 situation has been especially stressful for the Flat Earth Society. They fear that the social distancing measures could push people over the edge.
  • I just got kicked out of Flat Earth Facebook group. I just got kicked out of Flat Earth Facebook group because I asked if the 6 foot social distancing guideline has pushed anyone over the edge yet.
  • I tried to come up with a joke about social distancing. But this is as close as I could get.
  • I just got kicked out of a Flat Earth Facebook group.... .... because I asked if the 1.5m social distancing had pushed anyone over the edge yet.
  • How will Joe and Jill Biden spend thanksgiving with proper social distancing? Biden selves.
  • I don't understand why everyone is saying that Americans are refusing to social distance... ...six feet is six feet, even if it's six feet under.
  • I got pulled over in the carpool lane today.... Cop: "Where is your passenger?"
    Me: "Due to social distancing, he's in the car right behind me."
  • Your momma's so fat... ... no one can socially distance her.
  • How did the cavemen survive the asteroid that killed all the dinosaurs? Social distancing, they stayed 56 million years apart.
Social joke, How did the cavemen survive the asteroid that killed all the dinosaurs?

Social Justice Jokes

Here is a list of funny social justice jokes and even better social justice puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • What's the difference between a bomb and a social justice warrior? The bomb actually accomplishes something when it's triggered.
  • Why do social justice warriors hate dentists? Because they make teeth straight and white.
  • Two social justice warriors walk into a fence store... Both took a fence
  • What's the difference between a landslide and a social justice warrior? It takes a lot of effort to trigger a landslide.
  • What time does a social justice warrior get up in the morning? It's hard to say, she's already woke.
  • What do you call a werewolf who has taken an interest in social justice? Awarewolf
  • What's a Social Justice Warrior's favorite math course? Triggernometry.
  • What's the difference between a social justice warrior and an IED? You can't trigger an IED just by disagreeing with it.
  • How many social justice warriors does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They just hold the lightbulb and cry until the universe spins around them.
  • What's the difference between a gun and a social justice warrior? The gun has only one trigger.

Social Justice Warrior Jokes

Here is a list of funny social justice warrior jokes and even better social justice warrior puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • Why is everyone a social justice warrior ? Couldn't they pick another class ? Like social justice mage or social justice hunter ?
  • How many Social Justice Warriors does it take to change a lightbulb? None, just the one black guy they get to do it so they can tell him how oppressed he is.
  • How many social justice warriors does it take to change a lightbulb? Twelve, one to change it and the other eleven to start a support group called "recovering from the darkness"
  • Why are Social Justice Activists always warriors? Because they don't have a high enough intelligence to be Social Justice Mages.
  • What's the difference between a social justice warrior and a knife? The knife is edgier and has a point.
  • Social Justice Warriors Favorite Sandwich: Lettuce, Guacamole, Bacon and Tomato
  • What's the opposite of Social Justice Warrior? A Status Quosader
  • Dogs were the first social justice warriors They hate mailmen.
  • How many social justice warriors does it take to screw in a lightbulb? I don't know, but they'd shame it for its light privilege.
  • After watching social justice warrior's behaviour on YouTube. TIL: the old saying is true... War doesn't determine who's on the right, only who's on the left.

Social Studies Jokes

Here is a list of funny social studies jokes and even better social studies puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • Schools should have a class designed for introverts... *anti-social studies*
  • What do you call a socially awkward person who studies female reproductive systems A shynecologist
  • Yo momma so fat, they had to get 2 oxen to pull the wagon. I'm a middle school social studies teacher and I thought I'd dial the yo mamma jokes back a few centuries!
  • What do you learn in both Math and Social Studies class? Inequalities
  • I think my friend's going to fall asleep in social studies. Whether he knows it or not, he'll go down in history.
  • A recent Social Behavior study showed that... ...2.6M people in Taiwan had Taipei personalities...
Social joke, A recent Social Behavior study showed that...

Cheerful Fun Social Jokes to Brighten Your Day with Humor and Joy

What funny jokes about social you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean political jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make social pranks.

Depression

I was so depressed last night thinking about the economy, wars, jobs, my savings, Social Security, retirement funds, etc., I felt like I needed to end it all, so I called the s**... Hotline. I got a call center in Pakistan, and when I told them I was suicidal, they got all excited, and asked if I could drive a truck.

What do you call making your b**... clap for likes and upvotes?

Social netwerking

Took a Cab Home

With the Holidays upon us I would like to share a personal experience with all of you about drinking and driving.
As you may know, some of us have been known to have brushes with the authorities from time to time on the way home after a "social session" out with friends. Well, two days ago I was out for an evening with friends and had several drinks of Scotch followed by some rather nice red wine... a dry Chianti I think it was. Feeling jolly, I still had the sense to know that I may be slightly over the limit.
That's when I did something that I've never done before, I took a cab home. Sure enough on the way home there was a police road block, but since it was a cab they waved it past. I arrived home safely without incident.
This was a real surprise as I had never driven a cab before, I don't know where I got it, and now that it's in my garage I'm not sure what to do with it.

What's the difference between a Social Worker and a pitbull?

You'll get some of your child back from the pitbull.

What did socialists use before candles?

Electricity

What did the white collar executive say to the low-income disenfranchised youth?

Nothing. Social dichotomy prevents the establishment of dialogue.

10 little monkeys jumping on the bed...

10 little monkeys jumping on the bed,
One fell off and broke his head.
Momma called the doctor and the doctor said,
"No more monkeys jumping on the bed!"
.....
6 little monkeys jumping on the bed,
One fell off and broke his head.
Momma called the doctor and the doctor said,
"I'm calling social services."

A lawyer, priest, and social worker are on a ship that hits an iceberg...

The captain comes over the intercom: "Everyone please make your way to the lifeboats".
The social worker yells out: "Women & children first!"
The lawyer starts pushing his way towards the boats: "Screw the children!"
The priest responds: "Do we have time?"

Don't forget to use social media to say Happy Fathers Day to your father who doesn't use social media and won't see it

I always wanted to tell jokes...

I always wanted to tell jokes, but I had pretty severe social anxiety. So, I wrote the jokes down on pieces of paper and taped the paper to frisbees. Then I threw the frisbees at passers by so they could read my jokes.
The trouble was, most of them flew right over their heads.

What did socialists use before candles?

Light bulbs.

Social Security. Get it?

You will when you're 65.

If you had your social security number in exact dollars how much money would you have?

I'd have 314,159,265

So apparently a gorilla got shot at the zoo for grabbing a kid that had wandered into its enclosure..

And social media went a**....

Why do engineers have to practice their social skills?

So they don't forget either of them.

Socialism or Communism are the only path to evolution, and Capitalism is the root of all evil.

> Sent from my iPhone 7

If a very social person is called a "people person"...

Then wouldn't a very social goose be called a "geese goose"?

Social Security s**...

Two men were talking. "So, how's your s**... life?"
"Oh, nothing special. I'm having Social Security s**...."
"Social Security s**...?"
"Yeah, you know, I get a little each month, but not enough to live on.

My Psychologist told me my narcissism could cause me to misread social situations

but i'm pretty sure she was just hitting on me.

What's a social gathering where everyone has beef with everyone ?

BBQ

Where does a socialist bird lay its eggs?

In a communest

My dad's sister doesn't speak with anyone....

We call her Aunty Social

"I'm a socialist drinker!" The bartender chuckled and asked me, "Don't you mean social drinker?"

"No, I only drink when someone else is paying."

People are surprised when I tell them that I have a 4.0GPA while working and maintaining an active social life

But hey, anything is possible if you lie.

I'm thinking of starting a social media network for chickens

But not as my full-time job. Just as a way to make hens meet.

What's a seal's favorite social activity?

Clubbing...
I'm so sorry

I was trying to come up with a joke about social security

I abandoned the idea because you probably won't get it

I am a social vegan.

I avoid meet.

What's a pirate's favorite letter?

Not, not "Argh." Too obvious.
Not the "C" either. Everyone has heard that one.
"Without a P he's irate hahahahaha!" Blah blah blah. Nope.
Give up?
A letter of marque. It makes his profession semi legitimate, provides for a legal way to store his wealth in his homeland, and allows him to attain social prestige far above his station if successful enough.
Now you know, and knowing is half the battle.

My therapist told me that I have trouble interpreting social cues.

I think she wants to have s**... with me.

The university president was inconsolable when the wing housing social sciences and languages burned down.

"Oh, the Humanities!" he cried.

What is similar about coronavirus and s**...?

Most Redditors lack the social skills to get either

What's the difference between Corona Virus and s**...?

Most Redditors lack the social skills to get both.

social distancing is great, public school shootings are down 100%

Unfortunately home school shootings are up 100%

Yo mama's so fat

She can't practice social distancing.

My dad is taking social distancing very seriously

I haven't seen him in over ten years.

I like to keep a gun in my nightstand drawer just in case someone breaks in

That way I can shoot myself to avoid social interaction

The real reason for the missing of many flat-earthers in recent weeks as suggested by their friends of similar thought

The Flat Earth Society has reported that the 6 foot social distancing measures have led to the pushing of some of their members over the edge.

A fathom is a unit of measure equal to 6 feet

Therefore, a cluster of rally attendees not practicing social distancing could be deemed "unfathomable"

Cake day is a sad reminder

Its been 3 years i need to get a social life

Why is the p**... so bad at social distancing?

Because she only specializes in keeping 2 feet apart.

Thanos would have made a great President.

He would have achieved social distancing in a snap.

What do you call a Sikh guy who keeps to himself?

Social Distance Singh.

Social joke, What do you call a Sikh guy who keeps to himself?

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