The Best 80 Social Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Social jokes. There are some social mediums jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these social social worker puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Social Jokes and Puns

'90s kids won't get this

Social security

I scored a 175 on an IQ test with just 3 simple questions

1. My credit card number
2. My social security number
3. Uploading a scan of my birth certificate

Depression

I was so depressed last night thinking about the economy, wars, jobs, my savings, Social Security, retirement funds, etc., I felt like I needed to end it all, so I called the Suicide Hotline. I got a call center in Pakistan, and when I told them I was suicidal, they got all excited, and asked if I could drive a truck.

Social joke, Depression

Took a Cab Home

With the Holidays upon us I would like to share a personal experience with all of you about drinking and driving.

As you may know, some of us have been known to have brushes with the authorities from time to time on the way home after a "social session" out with friends. Well, two days ago I was out for an evening with friends and had several drinks of Scotch followed by some rather nice red wine... a dry Chianti I think it was. Feeling jolly, I still had the sense to know that I may be slightly over the limit.

That's when I did something that I've never done before, I took a cab home. Sure enough on the way home there was a police road block, but since it was a cab they waved it past. I arrived home safely without incident.

This was a real surprise as I had never driven a cab before, I don't know where I got it, and now that it's in my garage I'm not sure what to do with it.

What's the difference between a Social Worker and a pitbull?

You'll get some of your child back from the pitbull.


Typical day with a zero social filter 4 year old.

kijk

A lawyer, priest, and social worker are on a ship that hits an iceberg...

The captain comes over the intercom: "Everyone please make your way to the lifeboats".
The social worker yells out: "Women & children first!"
The lawyer starts pushing his way towards the boats: "Screw the children!"
The priest responds: "Do we have time?"

Social joke, A lawyer, priest, and social worker are on a ship that hits an iceberg...

Three social media news article writers walk into a bar

You won't believe what happens next.

I always wanted to tell jokes...

I always wanted to tell jokes, but I had pretty severe social anxiety. So, I wrote the jokes down on pieces of paper and taped the paper to frisbees. Then I threw the frisbees at passers by so they could read my jokes.

The trouble was, most of them flew right over their heads.

What did socialists use before candles?

Light bulbs.

I made a gun in the style of a social justice warrior

It has too many triggers though.

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So apparently a gorilla got shot at the zoo for grabbing a kid that had wandered into its enclosure..

And social media went apeshit.

Google+ is like the gym of social networking.

We all join it, but nobody uses it.

What type of tea does the Social Justice Warrior avoid?

Reality

Why do engineers have to practice their social skills?

So they don't forget either of them.

Me: Doctor, you've gotta help me! I'm addicted to Social Media.

Doctor: I don't follow you.

Social joke, Me: Doctor, you've gotta help me! I'm addicted to Social Media.

If a very social person is called a "people person"...

Then wouldn't a very social goose be called a "geese goose"?

If i had a nickel for every existential crisis

it wouldn't matter because money is a social construct and existence is meaningless

Sociologists say that social media is creating the laziest generation ever.

I expressed my opinion in great detail by hitting the Like button.


My therapist said that my narcissism causes me to misread social situations.

I'm pretty sure she was hitting on me.

I tried to start a religious social media page called Faithbook...

...but it was deemed offensive by the American Lisp Association.

Two social justice warriors walk into a fence store...

Both took a fence

My Psychologist told me my narcissism could cause me to misread social situations

but i'm pretty sure she was just hitting on me.

2000's kids won't get this

Social security checks

What's the difference between a bomb and a social justice warrior?

The bomb actually accomplishes something when it's triggered.

What's a social gathering where everyone has beef with everyone ?

BBQ

What's the difference between a landslide and a social justice warrior?

It takes a lot of effort to trigger a landslide.

Why do social justice warriors hate dentists?

Because they make teeth straight and white.

Where does a socialist bird lay its eggs?

In a communest

90's American kids will never get this!

Social Security.

My dad's sister doesn't speak with anyone....

We call her Aunty Social

You know what separates the men from the boys?

Social services.

"I'm a socialist drinker!" The bartender chuckled and asked me, "Don't you mean social drinker?"

"No, I only drink when someone else is paying."

People are surprised when I tell them that I have a 4.0GPA while working and maintaining an active social life

But hey, anything is possible if you lie.

Antivaxxers should create social media accounts for their children

They'll go viral in no time.

Apparently people are getting paid now to mention products in their social media posts

That's as crazy as the discounts at Dave's furniture Emporium.

I am a social vegan.

I avoid meet.

What is Thanos favourite social media?

Obviously Snapchat

My therapist told me that I have trouble interpreting social cues.

I think she wants to have sex with me.

I just scored a 180 on an IQ test answering three simple questions !

1. My credit card number
2. My social security number
3. Uploading a scan of my birth certificate

What is similar about coronavirus and sex?

Most Redditors lack the social skills to get either

social distancing is great, public school shootings are down 100%

Unfortunately home school shootings are up 100%

I tried to come up with a joke about social distancing.

But this is as close as I could get.

The Covid19 situation has been especially stressful for the Flat Earth Society.

They fear that the social distancing measures could push people over the edge.

Flat earthers are very worried about the COVID-19 pandemic.

They are afraid that social distancing measures may push people over the edge.

Guys I tried to think of a social distancing joke

but this is as close as I could get

I like to keep a gun in my nightstand drawer just in case someone breaks in

That way I can shoot myself to avoid social interaction

The real reason for the missing of many flat-earthers in recent weeks as suggested by their friends of similar thought

The Flat Earth Society has reported that the 6 foot social distancing measures have led to the pushing of some of their members over the edge.

I got pulled over in the carpool lane.

Cop: Where's your passenger?

Me: Due to social distancing they're in the car behind me.

How did the cavemen survive the asteroid that killed all the dinosaurs?

Social distancing, they stayed 56 million years apart.

I hate it when people outright copy and paste somebody's joke on Twitter and post it on a different social media platform.

Retweet if you agree.

I don't understand why everyone is saying that Americans are refusing to social distance...

...six feet is six feet, even if it's six feet under.

I just got kicked out of a Flat Earth Facebook group....

.... because I asked if the 1.5m social distancing had pushed anyone over the edge yet.

I just got kicked out of Flat Earth Facebook group.

I just got kicked out of Flat Earth Facebook group because I asked if the 6 foot social distancing guideline has pushed anyone over the edge yet.

What do you call a death match between E.T. and a nerd with no social life?

Alien versus Redditor.

I am a Social Vegan

Because I avoid Meet

A couple who work in the circus go to an adoption agency.

Social workers there raise doubts about their suitability.
The couple produce photos of their 50 ft motorhome, which is equipped with a beautiful nursery.
The social workers then are doubtful about the education that the child would get.
"We've arranged for a full-time tutor who will teach the child all the usual subjects along with French, Mandarin and computer skills."
Then there are doubts about raising a child in a circus environment.
"Our nanny is an expert in paediatric welfare and diet."
The social workers are finally satisfied.
They ask, "What age child are you hoping to adopt?"
"It doesn't really matter, as long as he fits in the cannon"

What does a socially awkward and depressed frog say?

Reddit.!

How will Joe and Jill Biden spend thanksgiving with proper social distancing?

Biden selves.

How do Muslims social distance?

Qur'antine

I was queuing to go into the supermarket when the man in front of me farted.

Before I could say anything, he said, "If you heard anything it means you're not following social distancing. But if you can smell it, luckily for you it means that you're covid negative!"

My 4 yr Old son said "Daddy, why do people make up things that their children have said for social media?

Isn't it just inherently dishonest and indicative of inability to construct a compelling narrative themselves? "




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I got pulled over in the carpool lane today....

Cop: "Where is your passenger?"

Me: "Due to social distancing, he's in the car right behind me."

I just got kicked out of flat earth Facebook groups

because I asked if the 6 foot social distancing had pushed anyone over the edge yet.

Covid restrictions...

I'm down with social distancing, but I think my local grocery store has gone too far.

They've put a big X on the floor to show where to stand in line at the register.

I've seen enough Roadrunner cartoons, I'm not falling for that.

I had a joke for Generation Z about Social Security...

... But they're probably not going to get it.

My sister is taking part in a social experiment. She has to wear a Boris is doing his best t-shirt for 2 weeks and see how people react. So far she's been spit on, punched and had a bottle thrown at her!

I'm curious to see what happens when she goes outside.

Flat earthers are very worried about the pandemic.

They are afraid that social distancing measures may push people over the edge.

A socially awkward loner finally landed a job as a mailman. When the people on his route saw a new face, they instinctively wanted to know who he was and he always gave the same response.

Long time lurker, first time poster.

How do you complete a family tree easily?

Post on social media that you won the lottery.

My 6yo sister asked me to post this joke on social media.. (Don't be too harsh)

What was Billy doing in class??

He was billy dancing.

My son is taking part in a social experiment where he has to wear a t-shirt saying "GO VEGAN" for 2 weeks and see how people react.

So far, he has been punched, spit on and a bottle thrown at him!

I'm curious to see what happens when he goes outside.

What time does a social justice warrior get up in the morning?

It's hard to say, she's already woke.

I hate social distancing.

Seriously? I can't be within 300 feet of a school?

I am thinking of moving to Switzerland, I hear the social benefits are really great.

Their cool looking flag is a really big plus, too

What's the unit of measure for social influence?

Instagrams

I carry a notice with me to let other people know about my anxiety disorder.

It's my social insecurity card

Why did the dinosaur newspaper shutdown?

Their ratings were killed by social meteor

What do you call a virus with 3.6 million followers?

A social media influenza.

I am a social vegan.

I'm avoiding meets.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the social social work jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working social social media piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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