Following is our collection of funny Social jokes. There are some social mediums jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.
Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these social social worker puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.
Social security
1. My credit card number
2. My social security number
3. Uploading a scan of my birth certificate
I was so depressed last night thinking about the economy, wars, jobs, my savings, Social Security, retirement funds, etc., I felt like I needed to end it all, so I called the Suicide Hotline. I got a call center in Pakistan, and when I told them I was suicidal, they got all excited, and asked if I could drive a truck.
With the Holidays upon us I would like to share a personal experience with all of you about drinking and driving.
As you may know, some of us have been known to have brushes with the authorities from time to time on the way home after a "social session" out with friends. Well, two days ago I was out for an evening with friends and had several drinks of Scotch followed by some rather nice red wine... a dry Chianti I think it was. Feeling jolly, I still had the sense to know that I may be slightly over the limit.
That's when I did something that I've never done before, I took a cab home. Sure enough on the way home there was a police road block, but since it was a cab they waved it past. I arrived home safely without incident.
This was a real surprise as I had never driven a cab before, I don't know where I got it, and now that it's in my garage I'm not sure what to do with it.
You'll get some of your child back from the pitbull.
kijk
The captain comes over the intercom: "Everyone please make your way to the lifeboats".
The social worker yells out: "Women & children first!"
The lawyer starts pushing his way towards the boats: "Screw the children!"
The priest responds: "Do we have time?"
You won't believe what happens next.
I always wanted to tell jokes, but I had pretty severe social anxiety. So, I wrote the jokes down on pieces of paper and taped the paper to frisbees. Then I threw the frisbees at passers by so they could read my jokes.
The trouble was, most of them flew right over their heads.
Light bulbs.
It has too many triggers though.
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And social media went apeshit.
We all join it, but nobody uses it.
Reality
So they don't forget either of them.
Doctor: I don't follow you.
Then wouldn't a very social goose be called a "geese goose"?
it wouldn't matter because money is a social construct and existence is meaningless
I expressed my opinion in great detail by hitting the Like button.
I'm pretty sure she was hitting on me.
...but it was deemed offensive by the American Lisp Association.
Both took a fence
but i'm pretty sure she was just hitting on me.
Social security checks
The bomb actually accomplishes something when it's triggered.
BBQ
It takes a lot of effort to trigger a landslide.
Because they make teeth straight and white.
In a communest
Social Security.
We call her Aunty Social
Social services.
"No, I only drink when someone else is paying."
But hey, anything is possible if you lie.
They'll go viral in no time.
That's as crazy as the discounts at Dave's furniture Emporium.
I avoid meet.
Obviously Snapchat
I think she wants to have sex with me.
1. My credit card number
2. My social security number
3. Uploading a scan of my birth certificate
Most Redditors lack the social skills to get either
Unfortunately home school shootings are up 100%
But this is as close as I could get.
They fear that the social distancing measures could push people over the edge.
They are afraid that social distancing measures may push people over the edge.
but this is as close as I could get
That way I can shoot myself to avoid social interaction
The Flat Earth Society has reported that the 6 foot social distancing measures have led to the pushing of some of their members over the edge.
Cop: Where's your passenger?
Me: Due to social distancing they're in the car behind me.
Social distancing, they stayed 56 million years apart.
Retweet if you agree.
...six feet is six feet, even if it's six feet under.
.... because I asked if the 1.5m social distancing had pushed anyone over the edge yet.
I just got kicked out of Flat Earth Facebook group because I asked if the 6 foot social distancing guideline has pushed anyone over the edge yet.
Alien versus Redditor.
Because I avoid Meet
Social workers there raise doubts about their suitability.
The couple produce photos of their 50 ft motorhome, which is equipped with a beautiful nursery.
The social workers then are doubtful about the education that the child would get.
"We've arranged for a full-time tutor who will teach the child all the usual subjects along with French, Mandarin and computer skills."
Then there are doubts about raising a child in a circus environment.
"Our nanny is an expert in paediatric welfare and diet."
The social workers are finally satisfied.
They ask, "What age child are you hoping to adopt?"
"It doesn't really matter, as long as he fits in the cannon"
Reddit.!
Biden selves.
Qur'antine
Before I could say anything, he said, "If you heard anything it means you're not following social distancing. But if you can smell it, luckily for you it means that you're covid negative!"
Isn't it just inherently dishonest and indicative of inability to construct a compelling narrative themselves? "
Ps: This sub in a nutshell
Cop: "Where is your passenger?"
Me: "Due to social distancing, he's in the car right behind me."
because I asked if the 6 foot social distancing had pushed anyone over the edge yet.
I'm down with social distancing, but I think my local grocery store has gone too far.
They've put a big X on the floor to show where to stand in line at the register.
I've seen enough Roadrunner cartoons, I'm not falling for that.
... But they're probably not going to get it.
I'm curious to see what happens when she goes outside.
They are afraid that social distancing measures may push people over the edge.
Long time lurker, first time poster.
Post on social media that you won the lottery.
What was Billy doing in class??
He was billy dancing.
So far, he has been punched, spit on and a bottle thrown at him!
I'm curious to see what happens when he goes outside.
It's hard to say, she's already woke.
Seriously? I can't be within 300 feet of a school?
Their cool looking flag is a really big plus, too
Instagrams
It's my social insecurity card
Their ratings were killed by social meteor
A social media influenza.
I'm avoiding meets.
Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the social social work jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.
We suggest to use only working social social media piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.