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35 social anxiety jokes and hilarious social anxiety puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about social anxiety that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Funniest Social Anxiety Short Jokes

Short social anxiety jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The social anxiety humour may include short anxiety jokes also.

  1. I carry a notice with me to let other people know about my anxiety disorder. It's my social insecurity card
  2. As someone with social anxiety, I must say ... Er, uhm ... Uuuh, I'll send you a text later.
  3. What animal do psychiatrists bring in to mental hospitals to help patients with social anxiety? Squirrels; they're the best at getting nuts out of their shells.
  4. Because of my social anxiety, I prefer to do things with very little people around me. It makes me feel better being taller than everyone else.
  5. Social anxiety is tough when you're trying to flirt with your ceramics teacher. I can't help but think I make a bad first impression.
  6. "Hello everyone to social anxiety anonymous" "I see no one has come and I have to say I am very disappointed."
  7. My therapist told me to go out to a social event for my social anxiety. Exposure therapy, and all that. It worked. Although the trench coat put me a bit out of pocket.
  8. Two roads diverged in a wood, and I— I took the one less traveled by, Because of crippling social anxiety that I would run into other hikers.
  9. Turns out the cure to Social Anxiety was right Under my nose all along It's also expensive
    This may be the first joke I've ever done, so it's overdone and I feel great
  10. The new elementary school teacher confessed to me that she had severe social anxiety It's ok, I said. "Just pretend your audience is n**..."

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Social Anxiety One Liners

Which social anxiety one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with social anxiety? I can suggest the ones about social skills and socially awkward.

  1. What game do two strangers with Social Anxiety play? Don't Break the Ice
  2. There was a social anxiety convention No one showed up.
  3. Only 90's kids will get this! Crippling depression and social anxiety
  4. There was a massive social anxiety awareness rally recently Nobody showed up
  5. If you have social anxiety... You see the world through fear goggles
  6. Earlier today I got diagnosed with Social Anxiety Disorder. It's really SAD.
  7. Walk up to the club like.. what up I have social anxiety and want to go home..
  8. Yesterday I went to a crowded market with social anxiety. Y'know what i got? Dis-Pear
  9. What do you call a person with social anxiety? Nick a teen!
  10. I've got Social Anxiety Disorder and that makes me S.A.D. that is all
  11. Why does Satan have social anxiety? Because he goes through h**... just to say hello

Witty Social Anxiety Jokes for Laughter-Filled Fun with Friends

What funny jokes about social anxiety you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean anxious jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make social anxiety pranks.

I always wanted to tell jokes...

I always wanted to tell jokes, but I had pretty severe social anxiety. So, I wrote the jokes down on pieces of paper and taped the paper to frisbees. Then I threw the frisbees at passers by so they could read my jokes.
The trouble was, most of them flew right over their heads.

the inventor of the revolving door looked at a perfectly normal door and boldly asked "what if i added social anxiety?"

if i go too slow? surely everyone behind me hates me.
too fast? everyone behind me is in danger.
perfect invention.
let's put them in the busiest buildings.

A guy asked a friend how he can get over his social anxiety.

His friend said to try *alcohol* but he said that he wanted a long term change. To this, his friend said **alcoholism**.

A r**..., a bigot, and a pathological liar walk into a bar

They don't interact. They have very little in common other than they all suffer from crippling social anxiety.