The Best 22 Social Anxiety Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Social Anxiety jokes. There are some social anxiety jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these social anxiety puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Social Anxiety Jokes and Puns

I always wanted to tell jokes...

I always wanted to tell jokes, but I had pretty severe social anxiety. So, I wrote the jokes down on pieces of paper and taped the paper to frisbees. Then I threw the frisbees at passers by so they could read my jokes.

The trouble was, most of them flew right over their heads.

I carry a notice with me to let other people know about my anxiety disorder.

It's my social insecurity card

the inventor of the revolving door looked at a perfectly normal door and boldly asked "what if i added social anxiety?"

if i go too slow? surely everyone behind me hates me.

too fast? everyone behind me is in danger.

perfect invention.

let's put them in the busiest buildings.

Why do pedophiles have social anxiety?

Because they have a hard time fitting in

As someone with social anxiety, I must say ...

Er, uhm ... Uuuh, I'll send you a text later.


What game do two strangers with Social Anxiety play?

Don't Break the Ice

There was a social anxiety convention

No one showed up.

What animal do psychiatrists bring in to mental hospitals to help patients with social anxiety?

Squirrels; they're the best at getting nuts out of their shells.

Because of my social anxiety, I prefer to do things with very little people around me.

It makes me feel better being taller than everyone else.

Only 90's kids will get this!

Crippling depression and social anxiety

Social anxiety is tough when you're trying to flirt with your ceramics teacher.

I can't help but think I make a bad first impression.

You can explore social anxiety reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean social anxiety dad jokes. There are also social anxiety puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.


There was a massive social anxiety awareness rally recently

Nobody showed up

"Hello everyone to social anxiety anonymous"

"I see no one has come and I have to say I am very disappointed."

The new elementary school teacher confessed to me that she had severe social anxiety

It's ok, I said. "Just pretend your audience is naked"

If you have social anxiety...

You see the world through fear goggles

A guy asked a friend how he can get over his social anxiety.

His friend said to try *alcohol* but he said that he wanted a long term change. To this, his friend said **alcoholism**.

Earlier today I got diagnosed with Social Anxiety Disorder.

It's really SAD.

A rapist, a bigot, and a pathological liar walk into a bar

They don't interact. They have very little in common other than they all suffer from crippling social anxiety.

My therapist told me to go out to a social event for my social anxiety. Exposure therapy, and all that.

It worked. Although the trench coat put me a bit out of pocket.


Two roads diverged in a wood, and Iā€” I took the one less traveled by,

Because of crippling social anxiety that I would run into other hikers.

Walk up to the club like..

what up I have social anxiety and want to go home..

Turns out the cure to Social Anxiety was right Under my nose all along

It's also expensive

This may be the first joke I've ever done, so it's overdone and I feel great

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the social anxiety jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working social anxiety piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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