Following is our collection of funny Soccer Team jokes. There are some soccer team jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.
Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these soccer team puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.
I said "Son, she's a keeper."
The Jewish man boasts, "I have four sons. One more and I'll have a basketball team." The Catholic man says, "That's nothing! I have ten sons. One more and I'll have a soccer team!" The Mormon stands up and proclaims, "Big deal! I have seventeen wives. One more and I'll have a golf course!"
His names George Smith and he'll be flying the A380 back to Heathrow..
The American says: "I have 4 kids. One more, and I can make a basketball team!"
The English says: "I have 10 kids. One more, and I can make a football ("soccer") team!"
The Arab guy says: "I have 17 wifes. One more, and I can make a golf course!"
The doctor asks him what is that dreaming problem.
"Every night I go to sleep," the man says. "I dream of a soccer match between a team of elephants and a team of ants"
"Ok, take this medicine," the doctor says. "It will fix the problem."
The man refuses though and says:
"Can I take it tomorrow though? Today is the finals"
It's a Thai
She kept running away from the ball!
"It's heartbreaking to see their sad faces without hope." said Bill Rogers, age 6.
It was the father, the son, and the goalie host.
One of them would have known how to dive
"It was hard to see their sad and hopeless faces", said one of the orphans
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The keeper decides to hang out with his close friend, a defense player and his girlfriend. As it comes time to head home, the defender pulls the keeper aside and decides to compliment him on his play.
"You know, you're good as a keeper."
"Oh? What brought this about?"
"Well to start, you've been keeping me from scoring all night."
That's to bad eh, they're parents could'nt afford hockey equipment growing up.
-You know - says the Englishman - I have 10 sons. That is almost a soccer team.
-That's nothing. - says the Irishman - I have 14 sons. That is almost a rugby team.
-Well - says the Scotsman - I have 17 daughters. That is almost a golf course.
Because no offense.
The American says: "I got 5 kids. Only one more and I have an complete ice hockey team."
The German replies: "You amateur. I got 10 kids. Only one more and I can send a complete foootball (soccer) team onto the filed."
The Arabian prince then replies: "That's nothing... I've got 17 wives. Only one more and I have a complete golf course."
Nothing. Absolutely Nothing.
A soccer team.
All their athletes are training for distance swimming.
"It's so sad to see the hopeless looks on their faces", said Rico, age 6.
We will put gays as defenders, since they pressure well from the back.
Arabs, Chinese and Caucasians in mid because they bring color to the field.
Jews will be attackers because it's frowned upon to chase them.
And a 50 year old nun as our goalkeeper.
Because she hasn't let anyone in for three decades straight.
the French National team...
Now I'm the worst on my soccer team
She's a keeper
They've started the season well with three wins and a draw, all 4-1 and one 4 all.
Pepsi United
Because her coach was a pumpkin and she couldn't get to the ball
BSC Young Boys
She's a keeper.
The shoes did it!
With the NHL season getting started tonight. I am wondering what are you best jokes making fun off sports teams. All Sports (Baseball,hockey,football, soccer etc).
Because they are good at diving
COOOOOOOOOOOAL!!!!!
(I promise I'm not a terrible person, I'm genuinely happy they made it out :) )
A pervert has little trouble finishing.
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We suggest to use only working soccer team piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.