Soccer Mom Jokes
15 soccer mom jokes and hilarious soccer mom puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about soccer mom that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Short soccer mom jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The soccer mom humour may include short soccer coach jokes also.
- My mom told me never date a soccer player, Because there is only a 9% chance they are a keeper.
- FOR ONCE AND FOR ALL MY AMERICAN FRIENDS.... It's Mum not Mom
It's crisps not chips
It's chips not fries
It's football not soccer
It's rugby not football
It's school not shooting range! - TIL that vaccines contain a small amount of mercury, a chemical component that leads to autism. -Idiotic Soccer Mom, 2k16
- Life and soccer are like the same... Because my mom signed me up for it and expects me to try my best even though I freaking hate soccer
- I told my dad that all goals are just holes. He said, "I told your mom that, but now she won't let me bring the soccer ball to bed!"
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Soccer Mom One Liners
Which soccer mom one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with soccer mom? I can suggest the ones about soccer player and soccer.
- Life is like soccer My mom signed me up for it even though I hate it
- What do ghetto rats and suburban soccer moms have in common? They both enjoy the BBC.
- What did the Buddhist monk say to the Canadian Soccer Mom? Near van, eh?
- What's an aggressive soccer mom? Tupperwarior.
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What funny jokes about soccer mom you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean soccer team jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make soccer mom pranks.
A soccer mom walked into a tattoo parlor and asked for a Christmas tree on her left thigh and a turkey on the right thigh.
When they were done the artist asked why she wanted these tattoos.
She replied, "My husband always complains that there's nothing to eat between Thanksgiving and Christmas."
Britons vs. Americans
Americans:
It's Mom not Mum
It's Chips not Crisps
It's Fries not Chips
It's Color not Colour
It's Soccer not Football
It's Football not Rugby
Britons:
It's School not Shooting Range.