Soccer Mom Jokes
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A soccer mom walked into a tattoo parlor and asked for a Christmas tree on her left thigh and a turkey on the right thigh.
When they were done the artist asked why she wanted these tattoos.
She replied, "My husband always complains that there's nothing to eat between Thanksgiving and Christmas."
Britons vs. Americans
Americans:
It's Mom not Mum
It's Chips not Crisps
It's Fries not Chips
It's Color not Colour
It's Soccer not Football
It's Football not Rugby
Britons:
It's School not Shooting Range.
Life is like soccer
My mom signed me up for it even though I hate it
My mom told me never date a soccer player,
Because there is only a 9% chance they are a keeper.
FOR ONCE AND FOR ALL MY AMERICAN FRIENDS....
It's Mum not Mom
It's crisps not chips
It's chips not fries
It's football not soccer
It's rugby not football
It's school not shooting range!
What did the Buddhist monk say to the Canadian Soccer Mom?
Near van, eh?
What's an aggressive soccer mom?
Tupperwarior.
I told my dad that all goals are just holes.
He said, "I told your mom that, but now she won't let me bring the soccer ball to bed!"
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