Soccer Match Jokes
22 soccer match jokes and hilarious soccer match puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about soccer match that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Funniest Soccer Match Short Jokes
Short soccer match jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The soccer match humour may include short soccer game jokes also.
- I brought my girlfriend to watch one of my soccer matches. When an opponent was about to score a goal, she stormed the field and prevented it with her bare hands. She's a keeper.
- Did you guys see the score of the Egypt vs Ethiopia soccer match? Egypt 8 .. Ethiopia didn't
- Saudi Arabia won against Egypt in a Soccer match. Egyptians had a better plan but Saudis had better execution.
- Germany and Ethiopia had a soccer match recently The final score was Germany: 8 Ethiopia: didn't
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Soccer Match One Liners
Which soccer match one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with soccer match? I can suggest the ones about football match and soccer.
- Why did the politically correct soccer team never win any matches? Because no offense.
- Why didn't Jesus play in the Bethlehem X Nazareth soccer match? Because he was suspended.
- How did the Dickbutts win their soccer match? They came from behind.
- Sportsnet (*&(*World Now Match manchester united vs Tottenham live soccer
- I went to France yesterday to see a soccer match... I had a blast!
- A soccer referee picks up his phone during a match. **14 Missed Calls**
Uproarious Soccer Match Jokes to Share with Friends
What funny jokes about soccer match you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean soccer team jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make soccer match pranks.
A man is talking to his doctor about a recurring dream he keeps having.
"I keep dreaming about a soccer match between elephants and mice" the patient said
"No worries" says the doctor and gives the patient some medicine, "take this just before bed and you'll have a dreamless sleep"
"Ok, thank you doctor" responded the man "but can I start it tomorrow? The finals are tonight"
In today's European Championship soccer match, several players from the Czech Republic were seen slipping on the grass repeatedly in their loss to Denmark, while their Danish opponents didn't seem to have an issue at all.
Must be an issue with Czechs and balances.
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In the 90's Arsenal Soccer Club
Had a player called David d**.... When he was injured,the Newspaper wrote"arsenal to play without d**...". The coach was upset so the Newspaper changed the headline to read"Arsenal to play with d**... out"... A record number of women attended the match
During the soccer match little Johny sits in the front row. His friend asks:
How did you get tickets?
From my brother - respond Petya.
And where is your brother?
At home.
Looking for his ticket.
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Soccer
A soccer judge accidentally had given a c**... instead of the yellow card to a player. Nobody broke the rules in that match any more.
A student went to class late, so the teacher asked him, "Why are you late?"
He told her, "I was dreaming of a Manchester United football match."
But that did not make any sense for the teacher so she ask, "Still why are you late?"
He answered, "Because there was extra time."