The Best 5 Soccer Goalie Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Soccer Goalie jokes. There are some soccer goalie jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these soccer goalie puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Soccer Goalie Jokes and Puns

My son started dating a goalie for a women's soccer team and asked me what I thought of her.

I said "Son, she's a keeper."

My son's team won the soccer tournament, so the goalkeeper invited the two of us for a party afterwards.

It was the father, the son, and the goalie host.

My girlfriend is the star goalie of her soccer team

She's a keeper

Guy: Wanna go out? Girl: I have a boyfriend.

Guy: It's just like soccer, just because theres a goalie doesnt mean you cant score.

Why did the soccer player give his girlfriend goalie gloves for Christmas?

Because she's a keeper.


Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the soccer goalie jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working soccer goalie piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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