The Best 17 Soccer Ball Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Soccer Ball jokes. There are some soccer ball jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these soccer ball puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Soccer Ball Jokes and Puns

Why can't Cinderella play soccer?

Because she keeps running away from the ball

I passed by the prison today and they were playing soccer on the field

I shouted "Pass the ball, I'm free!!"

Why did Cinderella get kicked off the soccer team?

She kept running away from the ball!

Why is Cinderella so bad at soccer?

**Because she always runs away from the ball!**

Why was Cinderella bad at soccer?

She kept running away from the ball


What kind of shirt do philosophers wear when kick the ball around?

Soccer-tees

Why couldn't cinderella play soccer?

She always ran away from the ball

Why did cinderella quit the soccer team?

Because her coach was a pumpkin and she couldn't get to the ball

Why did the soccer ball quit the team? It was tired of being kicked around.

What's a Muslim soccer player's favorite way to move the ball?

A. Kicking. B. Heading. C. Kneeing?

Why are pigs so bad at soccer? They are always hogging the ball!

You can explore soccer ball reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean soccer ball dad jokes. There are also soccer ball puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.


Club Attender: Man, that security guard really didn't like that soccer ball...

Club Attender 2: Yeah, he was kicked out.

A kid got shoes, a soccer ball, and a bike, yet he wasn't happy with his presents. Why not?

He didn't have any legs

How did the dead Soccer player clear the ball?

He passed away

I told my dad that all goals are just holes.

He said, "I told your mom that, but now she won't let me bring the soccer ball to bed!"

If I buy a soccer ball, will you kick it with me?

Three holy men rode a plane home.

There was a terrorist on board who of the firm belief that the world should end.

Who should talk him out of it.

The pilot and his crew gave up and believed the holy men should live.

In the remains was a burnt soccer ball labeled flame retardant.

And a melted black box.

The holy men still live to tell the tale.

And so does the football.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the soccer ball jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working soccer ball piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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