Delightful Fun Sobriety Jokes for a Roaring Good Time
Me: "It's not about how many times you fall. What matters is how many times you get back up."
Officer: "That isn't how field sobriety tests work."
Me: It's not how many times you fall, it's how many times you get back up.
Cop: That's not how sobriety tests work.
Me: It's not about how many times you fall, its how many times you get up and try again.
Cop: That's not how this sobriety test works.
Raising my fist to the sky, I roared, "It's not how many times you fall down, it's how many times you get back up!"
"Sir, that's not how field sobriety tests work." the cop replied.
How long does it take for an Irish man to get to a .08 BAC?
Approximately 2 days of sobriety.
Today marks 365 days of sobriety.
364 more to go
I would like to congratulate Amy Winehouse
on almost 4 years of sobriety.
Congratulations to Amy Winehouse...
...on six months of sobriety.
Tonight, I watched someone ruin over 20 years of sobriety. It was a shitshow.
But, in her defense, you only turn 21 once.
It does not matter how many times you fall down, what matters is how many times you get back up
Unfortunately the officer did not appreciate my grit during the roadside sobriety test.
What was the Jokers catchphrase during the prohibition?
We live in a sobriety
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I was pulled over by the police for a suspected DUI.
They ask me to get out of my car.
Officer: We are going to give you a sobriety test.Me: OK
Officer: Say the alphabet starting at L, backward.
Me: L at starting alphabet the.He let me go.
A man leaves a bar and is pulled over by a cop...
he's had a few too many to drink and the cop tells him he's going to administer a sobriety test. The cop asks the driver to say the alphabet starting with the letter M. The man smugly looks at the cop and says "Malphabet."
I had my first taste of sobriety this week
It's an odd name for a beer, but it tastes really good. Highly recommend.
I work part time at a liquor store, and as a super-villain
They call me, *the menace to sobriety*
There's a new holiday in Russia called "National Sobriety Day"
People are at a loss as to how to celebrate it.
I'd like to be the first
to congratulate Amy Winehouse on her 4 years of sobriety.
It's not about how many times you fall down, but how many times you get back up...
That's when the cop looked at me and said, That isn't how sobriety tests work.
Me: its not about how many times you fall down, its about how many times you get up.
Cop: sir that's not how a field sobriety test work.
I once met a recovering crack addict
He couldn't stay clean for more than a day. His quest for sobriety was a pipe dream.
Tiger Woods was pulled over and given a sobriety test.
He would have passed but withdrew 1/2 way through.
*edited for word superfluous word removal.
Today is the 1 year anniversary of the day i decided to get sober.
And tomorrow is the anniversary of the day I decided sobriety wasn't for me.
A cop pulls over a drunk man..
A police officer pulls over a man who he thinks is drunk.. he walks up to the mans car. "Hello sir may I see license and registration"? Asks the cop. So the man hands him his license and registration.
The cop comes back a minute later and asks the man to step out of the car. "Ok sir I'm gonna perform some field sobriety tests on you" The cop says.
"Field Sobriety tests"? The man asks "But I didnt even study"!
Sobriety test
Cop: You been drinking?
Me: No.
Cop: Say the alphabet backwards.
Me: Alphabet the.
Cop: Hilarious. Say each letter.
Me: Each letter.
What do you call Irish line dancing?
A sobriety test.
Charlie Sheen just received an AA coin in relation to maintaining sobriety for a year
Next to his h**... diagnosis, this may be the second most positive experience of his life.
