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Funniest Sobbed Short Jokes

Short sobbed jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The sobbed humour may include short sobbing jokes also.

  1. I saw a 4 year old girl crying, all alone "Are you ok?" I asked her. "Do you know where your mommy and daddy are?"
    "No" she sobbed
    I love doing volunteer work at the orphanage
  2. What do you get when you put nutella on salmon? You get salmonella.
    Hahahaha...pew pew pew...haha...*begins sobbing*
  3. My sister suddenly started sobbing talking about her job prospects with a philosophy degree. I said, Are you having an existential cry, sis?
  4. My ex just called me, sobbing on the phone to tell me she has AIDS and I should get checked. The hardest part is acting surprised.
  5. Son: (Sobbing) "Dad, my teacher said I would never be the brightest star in the sky" Dad: "You're not Sirius?!"
  6. Why were the 5 gorgeous young blonde Danish fashion models sobbing their eyes out? I told them I wasn't going to give birth to them.
  7. "Someone's been sleeping in MY bed!" said Papa Bear. "Someone's been sleeping in MY bed!" said Mama Bear.
    "Please stop fighting," sobbed Baby Bear. "It's Christmas."
  8. Me: [uncontrollable sobbing] I can't see you anymore. I won't let you hurt me again. Trainer: It was a sit-up. You did one sit-up.
  9. My sister graduated from college over a year ago and is still unemployed... I found her sobbing on the couch so I asked, "having an existential cry, sis?"
  10. I saw my sister sobbing in her room, worried that her Philosophy degree might be worthless in today's job market. I said, Are you having an existential cry, sis?

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Sobbed One Liners

Which sobbed one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with sobbed? I can suggest the ones about cried and screamed.

  1. What kind of ship never sinks? A dictatorship.
    *sobs*
  2. My staggered into my house, sat down, and started sobbing. (
  3. A depressed French baker sobs bitterly into the dough... His life is pain.
  4. My wife left me *sobs uncontrollably*
  5. How many cats does it take to ease the pain of a broken heart? *uncontrollable sobbing*
  6. I just lost my virginity!!!! April fools *s**...*
  7. Did you hear about the glory hole job opening? The s**... s**... but the tips are good.
  8. TIFU by crying at a f**... -- about my favorite team losing. sorry wrong s**...
  9. A man I knew has been having shortness of breath lately. It's a real s**... story :(
  10. Let me tell you my s**... story So one time I bought a Saab...
  11. X X: Nobody remembers me!! *s**...*
    Y: Don't be silly, everyone remembers their X's.

Sobbed joke, X

Make fun with this list of one liners, jokes and riddles. Each joke is crafted with thought and creativity, delivering punchlines that are unexpected and witty. The humor about sobbed can easily lighten the mood and bring smiles to people's faces. This compilation of sobbed puns is not just entertaining but also a testament to the art of joke-telling. The jokes in this list are designed to display different humor styles, ensuring that every reader at any age finds something entertaining. Constantly updated, they offer a source of fun that ensures one is always smiling !

Silly & Ridiculous Sobbed Jokes to Spread Joy & Laughter

What funny jokes about sobbed you can tell and make people laugh? One example I can give are clean begged jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help make sobbed prank.

A weeping woman bursts into her hypnotist's office

A weeping woman bursts into her hypnotist's office
"I have been faithful to my husband for 15 years, but yesterday I had an affair!" she sobbed.
"The guilt is killing me. I just want to forget that it never happened!"
The hypnotherapist shakes his head and sighs. "Not again...."

When the young husband reached home from the office he found his wife in tears.

"Oh, John," she sobbed on his shoulder. "I had baked a lovely cake and put it out on the back porch for the frosting to dry and the dog ate it!"
"Well, don't cry about it, sweetheart," he consoled, patting the pretty flushed cheek. "I know a man who will give us another dog."

Source: 1913 newspaper

The man came home early from work to find his wife lying n**... on the bed, crying her eyes out.

What's wrong? he asked.
I've got nothing to wear to the dance tomorrow night, she
sobbed.
Oh come on now! You've plenty of clothes, and with that
he went over to the wardrobe. See here, there's the nice
pink dress, the pale blue skirt, the yellow cocktail dress, hi
there Tom, the green silk gown…

A man took his 6-year-old daughter to his office on 'Take your kid to work day'

As they walked around the office, the girl turned visibly upset and soon started crying. Her father asked her what was wrong
As everyone gathered around, she sobbed "Daddy, I'm getting bored walking around the office. Please show me those clowns you said you work with"

An 8 year old girl went to work with her father on 'Take your kid to work day'

As they where walking around the office the young girl started to cry. Her father asked what was wrong. As a crowd gathered around her she sobbed ''Daddy where are all the clowns you said you worked with?"

Little 8-year-old Nancy was in the garden filling in a hole when her neighbour peered over the fence. Interested in what the youngster was doing, he asked: What are you doing there, Nancy?

My goldfish died, Nancy sobbed. And I've just buried him.
The obnoxious neighbour laughed and said condescendingly: That's a really big hole for a little goldfish, don't you think?
Nancy patted down the last heap of earth with her shovel and replied: That's because he's inside your cat.

A father asked his 10-year old son if he knew about the birds and the bees...

"I don't want to know," the child said, bursting into tears. "Promise me you won't tell me."
Confused, the father asked what was wrong.
The boy sobbed, "When I was six, I got the 'There's no Easter Bunny' speech. At seven, I got the 'There's no Tooth Fairy' speech. When I was eight, you hit me with the 'There's no Santa' speech.
If you're going to tell me that grown-ups don't really get laid, I'll have nothing left to live for."

Caution before taking kids to work.

An 8-year old girl went to the office with her father on 'Take Your Kid to Work Day'. As they were walking around the office, the young girl starting crying and getting very cranky, her father asked what was wrong with her.
As the staff gathered round she sobbed loudly, Daddy, where are all the clowns that you said that you worked with?

My wife went into hospital last night after an acid attack, "Will I still be attractive?" She sobbed.

The doctor had a quick look, and said, "Sure, but you may have to have some f**... reconstruction and wear a mask.... How does that sound to you?"
"Not good!" My wife replied, "The acid only hit me on my leg."

Karen's 911 call

Karen was cleaning Kyle's rifle and shot him by accident. She calls 911.
"It's my husband," said Karen. "I've accidentally shot him... I've killed him," she sobbed.
"Please calm down, ma'am," the 911 operator tried to sooth her. "Can you please make sure he's actually dead?"
\[Click\] BANG!
"Okay, I've done that. What now?"

I took my 8-year old girl to the office with me on, "Take Your Kid to Work Day." As we were walking around the office, she starting crying and getting very cranky, so I asked what was wrong with her…

As my coworkers gathered round, she sobbed loudly, "Daddy, where are all the clowns that you said that you worked with?!"

I took my 8-year-old to the office on Take Your Child to Work day.

As we were walking around, she started crying and getting quite cranky, so i asked her what was wrong. As my coworkers gathered round she sobbed:
"Daddy where are all the clowns that you said you worked with?"

A Globe was walking down the street.....

It saw Central America crying on the curb.
The Globe asked, "Why are you crying?"
Central America sobbed, "Because....I will never get any snow!"
The Globe retorted, "Well, NOT with THAT latitude!"

My wife came back from the doctors really upset today.

My wife came back from the doctors really upset today.
"He told me we can't have any s**... for two weeks," she sobbed.
"How come?" I said, looking really concerned.
"Because he's going on holiday tonight," she replied.

Sobbed joke, My wife came back from the doctors really upset today.

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