The Best 8 Soba Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Soba jokes. There are some soba noodle jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these soba konnichihuahua puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Soba Jokes and Puns

Why do so many recovering alcoholics dine at Japanese restaurants?

Best place to get Soba.

My superpower is to turn into noodles, but it doesn't work when I'm drunk.

I can only do it when I'm soba.

Its good that the Japanese chef is recovering from his alcohol addiction

He's 2 years soba already.

What's the opposite of drunken noodles?

Soba noodles!

What do you call a Japanese person who doesn't drink?


Why did the Udon noodles stop drinking?

They wanted to be Soba...

I heard that a few days ago and wanted to share it.

What kind of noodles are never in drunken noodles?

The kind that are trying to soba up

Why did the udon get pulled over?

Cuz he wasn't soba!!


Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the soba tempura puns are supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working soba sushi piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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