Amusing & Witty Soar Jokes for Laughter-Filled Fun
I'd rather not talk about my aviation pun addiction.
It's a soar subject.
Yes, It's true eagles can soar...
...but at least weasels don't get s**... into jet engines.
"McDonald's sales soar thanks to all day breakfast"
In unrelated news toilet paper stocks have risen and plumber businesses have been unable to keep up with demands for work.
Why was the bird sick?
It had the flew and its t**... was soar.