The Best 6 Soaps Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Soaps jokes. There are some soaps tub jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these soaps sponge puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Soaps Jokes and Puns

What soaps are used to keep men away?

Deter-gents

Day 4 of posting soapy dad jokes for a week!

Some would say that putting decorative soaps that look like food in their bathrooms is cute.

But it leaves a bad taste in my mouth.

My daughter asked me why there are a lot of soaps that smell like lavender.

I said "It's just a popular smell that a lot of people like, like sweet orange, lemongrass and rosemary." She paused and then nodded and replied:

"Yes, that seems like common scents."

After my friend got COVID, he threw away all his soaps, shampoos and deodorants...

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....because the doctor said he wouldn't smell anymore.

Day 5 of posting clean and soapy dad jokes for a week!

The guests in the hotel room I'm cleaning are always stealing all the soaps, shower gels and shampoos from their rooms...

Dirty bastards!


I'm not a racist

Some of my best soaps are jews.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the soaps soap jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working soaps rinse piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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