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Soap Opera Jokes

48 soap opera jokes and hilarious soap opera puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about soap opera that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Funniest Soap Opera Short Jokes

Short soap opera jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The soap opera humour may include short sitcom jokes also.

  1. My wife told me to kiss her like if we were in a soap opera I hugged her tight, kissed her with passion and then slapped her because how dare she?!
  2. Singing in the shower is fun until shampoo gets in your mouth then it turns into a soap opera
  3. heres another corny joke Singing in the shower is fun until you get soap in your mouth. Then it's a soap opera.
  4. Singing in the shower is all a bunch of fun and games, until you get shampoo in your mouth... Then it becomes a soap opera.
  5. Singing in the shower is great until you get Shampoo in your mouth Then it is more of a soap opera.
  6. Singing in the shower is all fun and games Until you get soap in your mouth, then it just becomes a soap opera
  7. Singing in the shower is fun until you get soap in your mouth. Then it becomes a soap opera.
  8. There is a reason why I store the soap away when I sing in the shower Otherwise it would be a soap opera
  9. Did you hear about the new soap opera that only has specialists? It's called "Specific Hospital"
  10. What do you call a British soap opera that's been re-named after a successful invasion by ISIS? Middle East-Enders

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Soap Opera One Liners

Which soap opera one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with soap opera? I can suggest the ones about soap and drama.

  1. Dad Joke: What do you call clean music? A soap opera!
  2. Singing in the showers Is great until you get soap in your mouth Then it's a soap opera
  3. What does an actor sing in the shower? Soap opera
  4. What do you call clean music? A soap opera
  5. Singing in the shower is fun till you get soap in your mouth Then it's a soap opera
  6. What's Sigmund Freud's favorite soap opera? The Jung and the Restless
  7. What's Mr Clean's favorite kind of tv show? Soap Operas
  8. I went to an opera with my hands dirty Cause I thought there would be soap.
  9. What kind of TV shows do Jews watch? Soap operas
  10. What do you call the ISIS soap opera? Daesh of Our Lives.

Soap Opera Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.

What funny jokes about soap opera you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean tv series jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make soap opera pranks.

How can you tell soap operas are fictional? In real life, men aren't affectionate out of bed.

Why is sleeping with a man like a soap opera? Just when it's getting interesting, they're finished until next time.

The other day I was singing in the shower, and I got soap in my mouth.

Guess what happened then? It became a soap opera.

A woman is going through the checkout line the night before Valentine's day

A woman is going through the checkout line the night before Valentine's day. She is placing her items on the belt: a TV dinner, a soap opera digest, 3 bottles of wine, and 3 chocolate bars.
The clerk looks and her and says "I hate Valentines Day...what about you, you must be single right?"
"Yeah" she responds, "how did you know? Was it the stuff I'm buying?"
"Nah, you're ugly"

Have you ever gotten shampoo in your mouth while singing in the shower?

Turns into a real Soap Opera.

Artificial Intelligence

An Annapolis computer science major was given an artificial intelligence assignment for one of his classes. He ended up creating a program where you could have a conversation with your computer based on your IQ level.
To test his program he entered 80 and had a conversation with his Soap Operas. He entered 100 and talked about politics. He entered 150 and talked about nuclear physics.
Just to see what would happen he entered a -50 and the computer bumped and belched and sparked and smoked for a good 10 minutes. When it finally settled down it displayed "On Brave Old Army Team....."

what happens when you're singing in the shower and get soap in your mouth?

it becomes a soap opera

What is the biggest plot twist in spanish soap operas?

When Rodrigo finds out he is his own mother

In every soap opera we've ever watched, we are taught that running away and leaving doesn't solve our problems

Didn't stop the Brits from trying

CBS just greenlit a new soap opera centered around stoners

they're calling it "Mellow Drama".

I just wanted a beer but I woke up at the hospital

I was at the sofa watching TV with my wife. Then I asked her if she could bring me a beer, and she said no because she didn't want to miss that part of the soap opera. Her phone was recharging at the kitchen, and it starts ringing. She got up really fast and ran to the kitchen. "Hello", she said. "Since you're in the kitchen, could you bring me a beer?", I asked on the phone. I don't know if it was my golf club or my son's baseball bat, but everything after that is a blank on my mind.

My friend is obsessed with hygiene.

I asked him if he has any plans this weekend. He told me he's staying inside watching a soap opera!

What do you call someone lathering in the shower and singing along to Classical Music?

A soap opera

Singing in the shower

What do you call it when you are singing in the shower and you get some shampoo in you mouth?
A soap opera

There was once a soap opera called "Touched By An Angle"

but most episodes just went off on tangents

I was taking a shower, and I heard this really loud, obnoxious singing near my shoulder.

It was a soap opera.

I love to sing in the shower

Until I get shampoo in my mouth, then it becomes a soap opera

Was watching this show with my family the other day.

All the scenes were people singing in the shower while bathing themselves.
Such a strange soap opera.