Following is our collection of cleanser puns and baths one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. Including Soap jokes for adults, dirty rinse jokes and clean detergent dad gags for kids.
Dirty bastards.
I'm clean now.
Well, the woman in church has hope in her soul, but the woman in tub has soap in her hole...
I hugged her tight, kissed her with passion and then slapped her because how dare she?!
Came clean in court.
It takes longer to pick up.
I'll start
Confucius says woman that keeps soap on top shelf will jump for joy.
One has Hope in her Soul the other has Soap in her Hole.
One has hope in her soul,
The other has soap in her hole.
It takes longer to pick up.
What's this in my hand?
Behind your back?
It's soap on a a rope!
Whack whack whack!
What's this in my sock?
Tick tock, knock knock.
A large steel lock!
Chock chock chock!
What's this in my breeches?
I heard that you blab..
Snitches get stitches!
Stab stab stab!!
then it turns into a soap opera
But then I came clean.
who said so many dirty words that his mother had to wash his hands with soap.
When I was in the shower I dropped the soap like ten times.
It's full of criminals and you may not get it back.
Because it takes longer to pick up.
Add your dirty clothes and soap.
I've been clean for 5 months now
A woman is going through the checkout line the night before Valentine's day. She is placing her items on the belt: a TV dinner, a soap opera digest, 3 bottles of wine, and 3 chocolate bars.
The clerk looks and her and says "I hate Valentines Day...what about you, you must be single right?"
"Yeah" she responds, "how did you know? Was it the stuff I'm buying?"
"Nah, you're ugly"
A woman walks into a store and purchases 1 small box of detergent, 1 bar of soap, 3 individual servings of yogurt and 2 oranges. The cashier says, You must be single. She responds, You can tell that by what I bought? The cashier says, No, you're ugly.
It takes longer to pick up when they drop it.
One kangaroo says, "Pass the soap."
The other kangaroo says, "No soap...radio!"
Dirty bastards...
Yes, yes I am. Holding doors open for people for example. Or when my wife gets home late, I light up some candles, letting some warm water run, add some soap, so she can start doing the dishes as soon as she gets home.
Don't use child labor.
He's clean now
Well, he finally came clean.
I forgot which one it was, but I'm sure it will Dawn on me.
We'd lather not
...but its quite difficult to grasp.
The giraffe says "pass the soap, please"
And the elephant says "no soap, radio!"
Apparently he was a big fat lyer.
It's fine, the lyrics are clean.
Until you get soap in your mouth, then it just becomes a soap opera
Seems like it'd be a little Tidier
Then it becomes a soap opera.
Otherwise it would be a soap opera
One turns to the other one and asks Do you have any soap?
The second elephant replies with, no soap, radio.
The nun in the church has hope in her soul, the nun in the bath has soap in her hole
The man tells the waiter, this restaurant must have a very clean kitchen!
Thank you sir, how did you know?
Everything tastes like soap.
of soap and get eradicated. There is only one survivor.
It smells delicious until you take a bite out of it
One of the bears says:
"Can you pass the soap?"
The other bear says:
"No soap, radio."
Last I heard, he's now clean.
There are three elephants in a bathtub.
Clyde says to Claude "Pass the soap."
Claude says "No soap radio."
\*I'm curious if anyone knows the joke
Takes longer to pick up
Come the revolution, everyone will eat strawberries and cream! A man at the front whimpers, But I don't like strawberries and cream. The speaker thunders, Come the revolution, you will like strawberries and cream!
Good thing my uncle was there too to catch it
Doctor: What toiletries are you using?
Me: Steven's soap, Steven's shampoo, Steven's toothpaste and Steven's toothbrush.
Doctor: Huh, so is Steven's a foreign brand?
Me: No, Steven is my roommate.
One has hope in her soul; the other has soap in her hole.
I love to pamper my girl after she has had a stressful day all day at work..
So when she texts me saying shes on the way home, I get the hot water
running mix in a little soap and swirl around the bubbles and time everything
just perfectly so as soon as she walks through the door...
The dishes are all piled up and ready for her...
Cop: Those dirty crooks.
It's an emulsive lyer.
Police say he made a clean getaway.
"I think we're in sink."
Another day, another Dawn
Soap opera
He said it was all a lye.
He came clean.
Because it's harder to pick up.
He was expecting showers.
Penn State or the State Pen.
He's clean now.
Under the soap of a Frenchman.
.. your fellow inmates got your back.
they all help make a really convoluted joke.
Dirty bastards, but than the cops came and did a full report. The cops said they got away clean.
They made a clean getaway
Apparently I pick up bars of soap in the shower, I start tomorrow, wish me luck.
My shampoo, which runs down my body as I rinse my hair, advertises greater volume and body. Think I'll start washing my hair with dish washing soap; it says it dissolves fat that is otherwise difficult to remove.
Olay!
Yes. When my wife comes home late, I turn on the candles, let the place fill up with nice and warm water and throw in some soap.
So she can immediately start doing the dishes.
Arab spring
A soap opera
It was anti-back-to-retail soap.
So I've resorted to brushing with soap. It's pretty gross, but on the plus side I've really cut back on my swearing.
We would call soap 'Aftershit'.
All porpoise cleaner!!!!
Son : do u really need it now?
Dad : yes, you can say it's det-urgent!
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