Following is our collection of funny Soap jokes. There are some soap baths jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.
Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these soap detergent puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.
Soap opera
Don't use child labor.
A woman is going through the checkout line the night before Valentine's day. She is placing her items on the belt: a TV dinner, a soap opera digest, 3 bottles of wine, and 3 chocolate bars.
The clerk looks and her and says "I hate Valentines Day...what about you, you must be single right?"
"Yeah" she responds, "how did you know? Was it the stuff I'm buying?"
"Nah, you're ugly"
Because it takes longer to pick up.
I'll start
Confucius says woman that keeps soap on top shelf will jump for joy.
But then I came clean.
It takes longer to pick up.
"I think we're in sink."
who said so many dirty words that his mother had to wash his hands with soap.
I forgot which one it was, but I'm sure it will Dawn on me.
Because it's harder to pick up.
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It takes longer to pick up.
Well, he finally came clean.
He was expecting showers.
A woman walks into a store and purchases 1 small box of detergent, 1 bar of soap, 3 individual servings of yogurt and 2 oranges. The cashier says, You must be single. She responds, You can tell that by what I bought? The cashier says, No, you're ugly.
One has Hope in her Soul the other has Soap in her Hole.
He's clean now
of soap and get eradicated. There is only one survivor.
It takes longer to pick up when they drop it.
Until you get soap in your mouth, then it just becomes a soap opera
He came clean.
I'm clean now.
One has hope in her soul,
The other has soap in her hole.
Came clean in court.
What's this in my hand?
Behind your back?
It's soap on a a rope!
Whack whack whack!
What's this in my sock?
Tick tock, knock knock.
A large steel lock!
Chock chock chock!
What's this in my breeches?
I heard that you blab..
Snitches get stitches!
Stab stab stab!!
I hugged her tight, kissed her with passion and then slapped her because how dare she?!
It's an emulsive lyer.
Another day, another Dawn
they all help make a really convoluted joke.
...but its quite difficult to grasp.
Yes, yes I am. Holding doors open for people for example. Or when my wife gets home late, I light up some candles, letting some warm water run, add some soap, so she can start doing the dishes as soon as she gets home.
Well, the woman in church has hope in her soul, but the woman in tub has soap in her hole...
Good thing my uncle was there too to catch it
I've been clean for 5 months now
Add your dirty clothes and soap.
When I was in the shower I dropped the soap like ten times.
Takes longer to pick up
Doctor: What toiletries are you using?
Me: Steven's soap, Steven's shampoo, Steven's toothpaste and Steven's toothbrush.
Doctor: Huh, so is Steven's a foreign brand?
Me: No, Steven is my roommate.
It smells delicious until you take a bite out of it
It's full of criminals and you may not get it back.
Otherwise it would be a soap opera
Seems like it'd be a little Tidier
The nun in the church has hope in her soul, the nun in the bath has soap in her hole
It's fine, the lyrics are clean.
The man tells the waiter, this restaurant must have a very clean kitchen!
Thank you sir, how did you know?
Everything tastes like soap.
Police say he made a clean getaway.
One kangaroo says, "Pass the soap."
The other kangaroo says, "No soap...radio!"
One has hope in her soul; the other has soap in her hole.
One of the bears says:
"Can you pass the soap?"
The other bear says:
"No soap, radio."
Apparently he was a big fat lyer.
One turns to the other one and asks Do you have any soap?
The second elephant replies with, no soap, radio.
Dirty bastards...
I love to pamper my girl after she has had a stressful day all day at work..
So when she texts me saying shes on the way home, I get the hot water
running mix in a little soap and swirl around the bubbles and time everything
just perfectly so as soon as she walks through the door...
The dishes are all piled up and ready for her...
Come the revolution, everyone will eat strawberries and cream! A man at the front whimpers, But I don't like strawberries and cream. The speaker thunders, Come the revolution, you will like strawberries and cream!
He said it was all a lye.
There are three elephants in a bathtub.
Clyde says to Claude "Pass the soap."
Claude says "No soap radio."
\*I'm curious if anyone knows the joke
Cop: Those dirty crooks.
Last I heard, he's now clean.
Dirty bastards.
then it turns into a soap opera
Then it becomes a soap opera.
We'd lather not
The giraffe says "pass the soap, please"
And the elephant says "no soap, radio!"
A soap opera!
The robber ducky
...and bring home soap, rice, milk, bread, face powder etc..
Grandson: Nowadays it's difficult. There are CCTV cameras everywhere.
One has a soul full of hope, the other has a hole full of soap.
Of course I did! Can't you see the soap bubbles?
Then it becomes a soap opera.
It was a shampoo.
A soap opera
Then it's a soap opera
Singing in the shower is fun until you get soap in your mouth. Then it's a soap opera.
Deter gents
It's been pretty hard to stay clean.
Then it's a soap opera
I just sang eight bars
Day two of posting soap puns for a week!
Deter-gents
Day 4 of posting soapy dad jokes for a week!
Then it is more of a soap opera.
I take baths in wet places
Where the waters warm
And the soap chases my dirty away
I'm clean today
Now I'm not big on washing faces
Think I'll slip on down and wash other places
I take baths
In wet places
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We suggest to use only working soap taki piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.