Soaking Jokes

Funniest Soaking Short Jokes

Short soaking jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The soaking humour may include short boiling jokes also.

1. I'm sick of tired of people soaking my floor with their wet umbrellas when they come over to visit. I think it's time to make a stand.
2. My dad come up to my room, and handed me my soaking wet wallet, after accidentally leaving it in my jeans as they went through the wash. "Son, you're going to have to stop money laundering."
3. I love the look on people's faces, standing soaked in the rain at the bus stop as I drive past. It's partly why I became a bus driver.
4. So you're telling me you don't like foreplay... but you let your dishes soak for days before finally doing them?
5. I'm starting the dishes, and my wife is getting ready to go watch 50 Shades of Grey I guess you could say we are BOTH pre soaking.
6. What did the waiter say to the lobster who soaked up too much butter? That was very shellfish of you.
7. Attention: The chemical CHCl3 has been proven to reduce the spread of COVID-19. So before you leave your home to engage in risky behavior, make sure you soak your mask in chloroform.
8. I received a wedding invite soaked in squash today. Turns out I had been cordially invited.
9. Bruno Mars may be drippin' in finesse.... But at 5' 5" it only takes a teaspoon to soak him.
10. So I was talking to a race horse jockey... So I was talking to a race horse jockey who said he weighed 92 pounds soaking wet. I told him, that's what you get when you stand under your horse.

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Soaking One Liners

Which soaking one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with soaking? I can suggest the ones about soothing and taking a bath.

1. How do dumplings relax? They take a “soy-ful” soak in the tub!
2. Soaking a twig in coke is nice, but soaking a twig in fanta... Fanta stick.
3. LPT: Easy way to soak up that extra alcohol in your stomach! Throw up on a sponge.
4. I always sleep like a baby. I wake up screaming every two hours, being soaked wet...
5. Sorry your kid came home soaking wet... but this whole car pool thing was your idea.
6. Why is spongebob great at high pressure situations? Because he can soak up the pressure.
7. I soaked a marshmallow in soda. The soda was Mello Yello.
   I call it a Marshmello.
8. LPT: Soak your iron in Doritos before use. It helps to make your clothes nice and crisp.
9. My friend almost got soaked from the sprinklers in the produce aisle It barely mist her
10. What did the judge say to the attractive woman soaked in pee? You're an eight.
11. How much does the pornstar weigh? 100lbs, soaking wet.
12. What do you call a mustache soaked in u**...? A pistachio.
13. A man invented the t**.... Let that soak in.
14. How do you make a cat bark? Soak it in lighter fluid, throw a match on it.
    Woof!
15. I apparently have a f**... for rain I'm soaking wet whenever I go out in it

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What funny jokes about soaking you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean soggy jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make soaking pranks.