The Best 18 Soak Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Soak jokes. There are some soak foam jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these soak jacuzzi puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Soak Jokes and Puns

Wife: "Why are the dishes still in the sink?"

Husband: "Because if I let them soak for long enough, getting them clean will be effortless.

 

\**Wife rolls eyes*\*

 

Wife: "Oh forget it. I'll do it myself."

 

\**Wife goes to wash the dishes*\*

 

Husband (under his breath): "See? Effortless."

My Favorite Joke (Sorry Cat Lovers)

How do you make a cat go Woof?

Soak it in gasoline and throw it in a fire place!

You know what we should do to all those people who soak up government money and don't work for it?

Kick them outta office!

Soak joke, You know what we should do to all those people who soak up government money and don't work for it?

A man invented the tampon.

Let that soak in.

So you're telling me you don't like foreplay...

but you let your dishes soak for days before finally doing them?


Soaking a twig in coke is nice, but soaking a twig in fanta...

Fanta stick.

A solicitor walks up to a car

...and says,

"Good afternoon, have you heard the news? There is a tragedy happening. Terrorists kidnapped our President Donald Trump. If they don't receive $100 million in ten hours, they say they will soak Trump in gasoline and set him on fire! And that's why I and others are going around and asking people to donate what they can. Would you like to make a contribution?"

The driver responds,

"Okay, you can take a gallon."

Soak joke, A solicitor walks up to a car

How do you make a cat go woof?

Soak it in petrol and strike a light.

How do you make a cat go purple and then go woof?

Soak it in parrafin and strike a light.

How do you make a politician go woof?

No need to do anything, they're already barking mad.

LPT: Easy way to soak up that extra alcohol in your stomach!

Throw up on a sponge.

How do you make a cat bark?

Soak it in lighter fluid, throw a match on it.
Woof!

How do you make a cat "woof" like a dog?

Soak it in gasoline and throw it in a fire... Woof

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Do you know how to make a cat go woof?

Soak it in gasoline and light it on fire and it goes woof!

Attention: The chemical CHCl3 has been proven to reduce the spread of COVID-19.

So before you leave your home to engage in risky behavior, make sure you soak your mask in chloroform.

We should all just live life like a tampon and maxipad...

And just soak it all in

Bruno Mars may be drippin' in finesse....

But at 5' 5" it only takes a teaspoon to soak him.

High school science classes say that "two bodies cannot occupy the same space". Whoever came up with that saying never saw how much butter an English muffin can soak up.

Soak joke, High school science classes say that "two bodies cannot occupy the same space". Whoever came up with

TIL the tampon was invented by a man.

Let that soak in.

What do you call it when you soak a thumbdrive in vodka and shove it up your keister...

an upload.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the soak submerge jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working soak douse piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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