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Short so weak jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The so weak humour may include short very weak jokes also.
- I've decided to quit my job as a personal trainer because the weights are too heavy. I just handed in my too weak notice.
- I'm kinda scrawny, so I had to quit my job as a personal trainer Yeah, I gave 'em my too weak notice
- Interviewer: Where do you see yourself in the next five years? Me: I'd say my biggest weakness is listening.
- Interviewer: What's your greatest weakness? Me: Answering the semantics of a question but ignoring the pragmatics
Interviewer: Could you give me an example?
Me: Yes I could - Job interviewer: And where would you see yourself in five years' time Mr. Jeffries?" Me: "Personally I believe my biggest weakness is in listening."
- As I looked into her eyes I felt my knees go weak and my stomach turned to butterflies. That's when I realized I'd drugged the wrong glass.
- In an interview I was asked where I see myself in five years I replied with "I'd have to say my greatest weakness is listening."
- Interviewer: Where do you see yourself in 5 years?" Me: "I'd say my biggest weakness is listening"
- A man is in a job interview.. "So it says here that you consider your memory to be one of your greatest strengths?"
"Absolutely."
"Could you give me an example of that?"
"An example of what?" - As I looked into her eyes across the candlelit table, I felt my knees go weak, my heart began to race and my stomach turned to butterflies... That's when I realized I drugged the wrong glass!
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Which so weak one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with so weak? I can suggest the ones about weak and so lazy.
- Does anyone remember the joke I made about the Chiropractor? It was about a weak back.
- Why did eminem kneel at the half time show? His knees were weak, and arms were heavy.
- Remember that joke I told you about the chiropractor? It was about a weak back.
- EMINEM: his palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy WEB MD: Cancer.
- "Fortnite" is a terrible name for a game. It's too weak.
- Not knowing Greek mythology is my biggest weakness It's my achilles horse
- What do you call a weak ape? A chimpansy
- Why should honeymoons only last six days? Because seven days makes a hole weak.
- Do you guys remember the joke I posted about my spine? It was about a weak back.
- "So, what are your qualifications?" "I'd say my biggest weakness is my listening skills"
- Does anybody remember the joke I posted about my spine? It was about a weak back.
- I go to a muscular dystrophy support group. We meet weakly.
- How do churches stay so strong? They pray on the weak.
- I'm a comedian with muscular dystrophy I'll be here all weak
- It was a real pain canceling my gym membership. They made me hand in a too weak notice.
So Weak Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.
What funny jokes about so weak you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean so poor jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make so weak pranks.
What do you call an incredibly insensitive shaman who's also weak and suffers from chronic bad breath?
A super callous fragile mystic plagued by halitosis.
Why is Uber so weak?
Because they don't even Lyft.
Why was Imperial Japan so weak?
Because it only took a little boy and a fat man to take it down
Why is gravity so weak?
Because it doesn't lift
A man called his mother in Florida.
"Mom, how are you?"
"Not too good," said the mother. "I've been very weak."
The son said, "Why are you so weak?"
She said, "Because I haven't eaten in 38 days."
The son said, "That's terrible. Why haven't you eaten in 38 days?"
The mother answered, "Because, I didn't want my mouth to be full in case you should call."
Doctor and Lady
Doctor: You are looking so weak and exhausted! Are you properly taking 3 meals a day as I had advised?
Lady: Oh my god! I heard 3 males a day.
My supervisor said I'm getting a poor appraisal because my communication skills are so weak
I didn't know what to say to that
American Beer
I've heard that it's so weak and so poor that Muslim people are actually allowed to drink it, but chose not to.
Marshal was mad "why my coffee's so weak, man?"
The barista said "You only get one shot."
Why are lumberjacks bad at online video games?
Because their connections are so weak they are always logging out.
Savage jokes (first try)
You're so weak , even your goosebumps have erectile dysfunction
A group of senior citizens were talking...
...at the breakfast table in a Palm Springs nursing home.
"My arms are so weak I can hardly lift this cup of coffee," said one.
"Yes, I know. My cataracts are so bad I can't even see my coffee," replied another.
"I can't turn my head because of the arthritis in my neck," said a third, to which several nodded weakly in agreement.
"My blood pressure pills makes me dizzy," another went on.
"I guess that's the price we pay for getting old," winced an old man as he slowly shook his head.
Then there was a short moment of silence.
"Well, it's not that bad," said one woman cheerfully. "Thank God we can all still drive."
The hospital is being audited
The auditor, accompanied by the hr manager, visits one department after another, until they reach a room where the nurses are giving hand jobs to the patients. The auditor is appalled and demands explanation. The hr manager explains that the patients in this area suffer from a condition which demands they are m**... daily, but are so weak that they cannot do it themselves. As they walk down hall, they see a nurse having s**... with a patient. The auditor is shocked and becomes red in the face, and yells: How do you explain this? The hr manager explains: He has full coverage.
[insurance]