So Tired Jokes
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Funniest So Tired Short Jokes
Short so tired jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The so tired humour may include short tired jokes also.
- If you run in front of a car you'll get tired... But if you run behind the car you'll get exhausted
- I'm tired of all these forced gender neutral terms The girl I'm going out with insist on calling me just friend instead of boyfriend
- I wish I could see what it was like to be fat for just one day. I'm tired of being fat every day.
- Why do the guards around Big Ben always look so tired? Because they're working around the clock.
- What's the difference between a tire and 365 used condoms? One is called a Goodyear, and the other is called a great year.
- Im sick and tired of people calling America the stupidest country in the world Personally I think Europe is the stupidest country in the world
- Did you hear that auschwitz had to ask visitors to stop playing Pokemon Go? They got tired of people pretending to be Ash.
- I'm really tired of people complaining about the price of everything. $2 for coffee, $3 for coat check, $4 for an hour of parking..... ......I'm just going to stop inviting them to my house.
- How many Broncos does it take to change a tire? One. Unless it's a blowout then the whole team shows up.
- Why have sumo wrestlers began shaving their legs? They were getting tired of being mistaken for feminists
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So Tired One Liners
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- Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two tired!
- What do you call a tire made out of 365 recycled condoms? A Goodyear
- Never make fun of a fat girl with a lisp, she's probably thick and tired of it.
- Don't make fun of fat people with lisps... They're thick and tired of it
- A judge asked a wife why she stabbed her husband 75 times. She said her arm got tired.
- What vegetable do you need when you get a flat tire? A-spare-I-guess.
- I finally disabled autocorrect on my phone I was getting really tired of its shirt.
- Scientists watched the earth rotate for 24 hours and got tired, So they called it a day
- I saw a homeless man living in a tire today, so I popped it Now he lives in a flat
- Putting air in your tires used to be free now its costs a dollar... Its called inflation.
- Stop making fun of fat girls with lisps They're thick and tired of it.
- I just flew in from a Ravioli convention. Boyardees arms tired.
- Why didn't the bike go to the car show? Because he was two tired.
- Why did the woman divorce the grape? She was tired of raisin' kids.
- What do you do with 365 used condoms? Roll them up into a tire and call it a Goodyear!
Im So Tired Jokes
Here is a list of funny im so tired jokes and even better im so tired puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- i would say a joke about Covid-19 in 2023... but im getting sick and tired of it!
- Im getting tired of the book "Life of Pi." It never ends.
- What's the difference between snow tires and slaves? Slaves sing when chains are put on them.
PS - im going to church today to beg for forgiveness - My daughter told me she was frickin tired of my dad jokes. Hi Frickin tired of my dad jokes. Im dad.
- Im so tired of the lockdown Hi so tired of the lockdown I'm dad
- Im tired of the movies, I miss the Transformers cartoon. That's when Optimus was in his prime
- when Life teaches you a lesson make lessonade!
im tired - what did the peanut say to the squirrel ??? he said im hungry and I'm as tired as a tree
- im tired of chasing my dreams So I'll just get their number and catch up with them later
- Im getting tired of your b**... Ladies marathon. It's been one week since you looked at me.
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A man and a woman are talking in the office.
The man says: "I'm so tired from working, I wish I could get a day off."
The woman replies: "Don't worry, I have a way of doing that. Just watch me."
The woman proceeds to hang from a pipe.
Suddenly, the boss walks in a says: "What in the world are you doing?"
The woman replies: "I'm a light bulb."
The boss then says: "You must've gone crazy from all that working, you can take the day off."
The woman leaves. The man follows.
The boss asks the man: "Where are you going?"
The man then replies: "I'm going home. I can't work in the dark."
My friend believes The Office is the best television show, and belittles anyone that thinks otherwise
I'm so tired of these Dwight Supremacists
Why are soldiers always so tired on April 1st?
Because they have just finished a 31 day March.
I'm so tired of hearing Law and Order jokes.
They've all been done done.
Jim and his s**... life...
A man named Jim has been married to his beautiful wife for 15 years. They have two wonderful kids, a dog and a nice home.
You see, Jim works really hard at his job, but lately his s**... life has suffered because of it.
Jim goes to his doctor to ask why he is so tired all the time.
Jim says to his doc "you know, I work 16 hour days and when I come home I just have no time to be intimate with my wife. I have no energy! What do I do!"
His doctor replies "Okay Jim I can see you're a little bit overweight so maybe you need some exercise to increase that stamina. Every day for 30 days I want you to walk a mile. I'll phone you after 30 days"
So Jim starts walking that day. He walks one mile every day, hoping this will help.
On the 30th day his doctor phones.
Doc: "Jim! Did you do what I told you?"
Jim: "Yeah I did doc."
Doc: "Well how's your s**... life? Did it improve?"
Jim: "I wouldn't know. I'm 30 miles from home!"
Told to me by my grandmother
I'm so tired of rascist jokes. They all start out the same.
With a look over your shoulder.
Why is everyone so tired on April 1st?
They just finished a 31 day March.
Why was the ChatGPT always so tired? Because it was constantly processing information.
You know why everyone is so tired today?
Because we just finished a 31 day March!
Why was the Native American so tired?
Because he'd been up all night building ATP.
I'm so tired of hearing people complain about being hung over.
Just stop your wining.
Why are soldiers so tired at the beginning of April?
They just had a 31 day March.
Why are Plumbers always so tired?
Because their job is draining.
I just got back from a camping trip and I'm so tired.
It was in tents.
I'm so tired of how noisy my rommie's girlfriend gets during s**....
If she don't shut up soon, I'm afraid we'll get caught.
So tired of all these restrictions...
I'm getting so tired of all these quarantine-related restrictions.
For example, I just found out today that when I'm in public the governor is requiring me to wear pants.
I'm so tired of all these racists jokes on Reddit
If you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal
just got a new job and was to start today
Told them I won't be able to work
They said "Is it because its Sunday? You said you would on weekends." I said no that's not why.
They said "Is it because its Easter ? You said you would work holidays"
I said That's not it either. I won't be able to work because I am so tired and exhausted.
"Oh - Is this a joke because its Aprils fools day?"
I said "Its no joke - I just finished a 31 day march!"
I'm so tired of people saying Hillary s**......
She doesn't. Just ask Bill and Monica.
I'm so tired of double standards.
When women have s**... with a bunch of guys they're "empowering themselves" or "owning their sexuality".
Meanwhile, if I do the same thing I'm "just some gay guy".
Do you know why keyboards are always so tired?
Coz they have two shifts.
A man wanted to commit s**...
But he hesitated and called the s**... prevention hotline.
s**... prevention: Hello?
Man: I'm so tired of life. I just want to end it all... please, what do I do?
s**... prevention: I know life can be tough... but just hang in there!
*a few minutes pass*
s**... prevention: Hello?
I am so tired I need to take a sodium phosphide
A NaP
I'm so tired from eating mayonnaise all day
I'm eggsauceded
A Mexican bear walks into a bar
He stretches, yawns, then says "Oso tired"
Why did the spaghetti say she was so tired?
because is was pasta bed time
I flew the love of my life to the mountains this weekend. I rode her for hours. I had never rode her so hard! In fact I was so tired I decided to stay the night and ended up riding her some more in the morning. I don't think I have ever had such an amazing time.
My GF hates when I talk about my bike trips with her parents.
Autocorrect is horrible...
I'm so tired of this shirt
The unicycler took a break
He was so tired
Why was the cancer doctor so tired?
He was always oncol
I am SO TIRED!
I found out that my wife was the woman of my dreams..., I haven't slept in 3 years
Why was power so tired?
He was working over-time.
Why was Franklin so tired in the morning?
Because he had ben jamin' at the night club
I'm so tired of my family not being happy for me
I just got a new girlfriend and my wife is sat there crying,making it all about her.
Why do the Chinese people look so tired?
because the People like to Party
Why do the guards at Buckingham Palace look so tired?
They've been working round the clock.
I'm petrified of heights but sometimes I just get so tired..
I have to fall asleep
Why is Christopher Walken so tired?
Because at night, he's always sleepwalken
I'm so tired after my first French self-defence lesson...
... I've never run so far in my life.
Joke I thought of in bed.
You walk up to your crush and you say [Her name] i know we don't talk much, if at all, and this may be a little forward but here goes...
*takes a deep breath and gets on one knee. Starts to choke up on words*
[Her name]...
*pulls out empty wallet*
Will you money me?
I'm so tired
Life is like a magic eye poster
I'm so tired of squinting.
I'm so tired of my iPhone auto correcting my ducking profanity.
A young woman gets on a bus and notices that all of the seats have been taken.
So she asks the closest gentleman Could I have your seat? I'm pregnant. The man was taken aback and immediately says Of course. I didn't even notice. Please take it, it's no problem. He gets up, and relinquishes the seat over to the woman. He leans on the post opposite her and takes a closer look at the woman. He sees her stomach is flat, and curiously asks Excuse me Miss, but how far along are you? The woman responds It's been 30 minutes now, but I'm already so tired. Thanks for the seat, it was hard work.
Why do I call myself the 18-wheeler?
Because I'm so tired.
Just flew into JFK airport. ..
My arms are so tired...
Timmy : I'm Hungary
Timmy : I'm Hungary.
Mum : Why don't you Czech the fridge.
Timmy : Ok, I'm Russian to the kitchen.
Mum : Hmm...maybe you'll find some Turkey.
Timmy : Yeah, but its all covered in Greece. Yuck !
Mum : There is Norway you can eat that.
Timmy : I know, I guess I'll just have a can of Chile.
Mum : Denmark your name on the can.
Timmy : Kenya do it for me?
Mum : Ok , I'm Ghana do it.
Timmy : Thanks, i'm so tired Iran for an hour today.
Mum : It Tokyo long enough.
Timmy : Yeah, Israelly hard sometimes !
I figured out why new mothers are so tired.
Having kids really takes a lot out of you.
I was so tired during Hunger Games, I was nodding as much as Phillip Seymour Hoffman
WHY I AM SO TIRED
For a couple years I've been blaming it on iron poor blood, lack of vitamins, dieting and a dozen other maladies.
Now I found out the real reason. I'm tired because I'm overworked.
The population of this country is 237 million.
104 million are retired. That leaves 133 million to do the work.
There are 85 million in school, which leave 48 million to do the work.
Of this, there are 29 million employed by the federal government.
This leaves 19 million to do the work.
Four million are in the Armed Forces, which leaves 15 million to do the work.
Take from the total the 14,800,000 people who work for State and City Government and that leaves 200,000 to do the work.
There are 188,000 in hospitals, so that leaves 12,000 to do the work.
Now, there are 11,998 people in Prisons. That leaves just two people to do the work.
You and me . . . and you're sitting there reading jokes.
So Einstein was tired of giving the same lectures over and over...
One day, his chauffeur gave him an offer, "Dr. Einstein, I have driven you and listened to your lectures so many times I memorized each and every single word. Since you're so tired of giving lectures, why don't we switch places? I'll give the lectures, and you can be my chauffeur."
Einstein thought why not?
Everything was going well until during one lecture, a mathematician asked 'Einstein' a rather difficult question. With some quick thinking, 'Einstein' said..
"That question is so elementary, even my chauffeur can answer it!"
Two men were out camping in the mountains...
They had spent four days together and they were getting a little testy. One morning, the first friend says, "You know, we're starting to get on each other's nerves. Why don't we split up today. I'll hike north and spend the day looking around, you hike south. Then tonight we'll have dinner and share our experiences over the campfire." The second friend agrees and hikes south.
That night over dinner, the first man tells his story. "Today I hiked into a beautiful valley. I followed a stream up into a canyon and ate lunch. Then I swam in a crystal clear mountain lake. As I sat out and dried, I watched deer come and drink from the stream. The wildflowers were filled with butterflies and hawks floated all day overhead. How was your day?"
The second friend says, "I went south and found a set of railroad tracks. I followed them until I came across a young woman tied to the tracks. I cut the ropes off, gently lifted her off the tracks, and we made love in every imaginable way all afternoon. Finally, when I was so tired I could barely move, I came back to camp."
"Wow!!" the first guy exclaimed, "Your day was much better than mine. Was she pretty?" "I don't know," says the second friend eating his meal, "I couldn't find her head."
