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Short so spicy jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The so spicy humour may include short so salty jokes also.
- Relationships are like Indian food They start out hot and spicy but end up with someone on the toilet crying and saying why me.
- Last night I ate 3 large spicy curry rolls while watching Westworld. These violent delights have violent ends.
- At Indian Restaurant "Those triangular pastry parcels with the spicy filling were delicious!"
"Samosa?"
"No, thank you, I'm full now." - I'll take a 6 inch Meatball marinara on Italian herbs and cheese please Actually, make it a 6 inch Spicy Italian on Herbs and cheese.
[EDIT] Sorry, wrong sub - [A LITTLE SPICY] Why is Communism better than Fascism? In Fascism, minorities suffer and are discriminated, while in Communism, everyone suffers!
- Eating spicy food is like expressing your love to someone who has no interest in you... you always get burned in the end.
- I matched with this guy on Tinder. He said he wasn't like your average single Pringle – he was like a Dorito, edgy and spicy. I hooked up with him. He definitely wasn't plain round.
- When you eat a lot of spicy food, you can lose your taste. When I was in India last summer, I was listening to a lot of Michael Bolton.
- Yesterday, I had a blast roasting this random fat guy in a comedy club the audience loved it but some said it was a little too spicy for their taste.
- Statistic Joke A restaurant had a poster for the meanest spicy sandwich. I ordered it and it turned out to be very average.
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- How do Muslims like to make their pizzas spicy? They add halalapeño.
- What do you call a spicy Jewish bread? Challapeno.
- Props to my 7 year old nephew for this one. What do you call a spicy pig? Peppa.
- Why didn't the skeleton like spicy food? 'Cause he didn't have the stomach for it!
- What's spicy but cold in the winter? Chilly peppers
- I tried some spicy kangaroo jerky today… It had the perfect amount of kick
- So, I had a Spicy Italian 6 last night... ... and then he and I went to Subway.
- Why are some spicy peppers rude to you? They get jalapeno face.
- Lou Reed really doesn't like spicy stir-fries. He always takes his wok on the mild side.
- The curry I ordered wasn't as spicy I had hoped That really left me in a phall mood.
- What's the worst part about spicy food? It backfires.
- what do you call a spicy wrap made at an Indian takeaway? currito
- I wish I was just like my nose And all it takes is spicy food to get me to run.
- How to properly use the phrase "Fire in the hole!" Step 1: Eat 4 spicy turkey burritos…
- Spicy Pickup Line If I had a can of salt, I'd assault you.
But all I have is cumin.
So Spicy Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.
What funny jokes about so spicy you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean hot sauce jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make so spicy pranks.
Chuck Norris douses all his food in diesel fuel and sets it on fire, 'cuz he likes it mildly spicy.
I like my women how I like my chicken.
Friend: Battered?
Me:...no...hot and spicy....
Doctor's advice
A man has been ill for some time, has had tests and is now at the doctor's for the results.
"I'm afraid I have some very bad news for you. You only have a few months to live"
"Doctor, isn't there anything I can do?"
"You can avoid all fatty and spicy food. Don't touch alcohol. Give up tea and coffee and drink only water. Avoid chocolate and anything with sugar in. Go to bed at 10.00 each night and don't do anything that gets you in the least bit excited."
"Will that make me live longer?"
"No, but it will seem longer"
An Englishman, An American and A Korean are on a ship...
The ship is in stormy waters, when suddenly a genie appears from the waves and tells them "I'm sorry, but you men will die in this storm. I have no power to prevent your death, but as some recompense I can grant you all one wish before you perish"
The three great friends begin to think before answering the genie.
The American answers first "I want the chance to sing the great national anthem of America one last time in full, and please genie allow the storm to quieten so that my friends may hear this wonderful tune and enjoy it"
The genie replies that he can grant this wish
The Korean next asks "It would make my last moments on this earth perfect if I could one last time eat the traditional food of my country, some sour and spicy cabbage soup, along with salted blood sausage and ice noodles - but I want enough so that I can share the last meal with my friends.
"It will be done" answers the genie
Finally the British man speaks up.
"Please kill me before the song and the food:"
What do you call a dinosaur that likes spicy food?
A mega-sore-a**....
Went to this 5-star Chinese restaurant the other day and it s**...
Everything was way too spicy!
Prom
The "geeky" kid in the grade asked the "hot" girl to the prom. Much to his and everyone's surprise, she said yes. While there, she knows she can get him to do anything. And so upon seeing the long buffet line, she asked him to go get her a plate of food. He happily agrees, and while he's gone to get the food, she dances with her friends and has a good time. He comes back, and she thanks him, they sit down and eat together. While eating she spills some food on her shawl. She says "oh no, it's going to stain quickly unless it comes out, can you go to the bathroom and wash it for me" he does so a bit perturbed, realizing she's getting the best of him. But he decides not to argue the point, and so waits in the line at the bathroom, goes in and washes her shawl. When he comes back she says, "this food was spicy, my mouth is burning! can you go get me some punch to quench my thirst?" he does so happily because there's no punch line
A monk joins a monastery and takes a vow of silence
To encourage reflection, the monks who vow silence are required to share one thought on the five-year anniversary with the head Monk.
After five years, the monk meets with the head monk and he says, "food is bland, should be spicy to engage our senses!"
Five years later, another thought, "Bed too hard, should be softer to allow easy rest to encourage restful body."
Five years later, he meets with the head Monk. "I can't take it anymore! I'm ending my vow and leaving the Monastery!"
"Good!" The head monk responds, "All you've done for 15 years is complain!"
When I eat spicy food I like to keep the toilet paper in the freezer.
Eating spicy food is like...
Having your whole body sit down for a game of poker. Your stomach always wins while your sinuses and intestines get cleaned out.
What do you call the spicy version of Cream of Someyoungguy?
Cream of Someyoungthai.
A man ordered the soup at a restaurant and asked the waiter to try it...
Man: waiter, will you try the soup?
Waiter: What's wrong Sir, is it too cold?
Man: Will you just try the soup.
Waiter: Is it too hot?
Man: Will you just try the soup
Waiter: Is it too spicy, Sir?
Man: Will you just try the d**... soup son
Waiter: If there is something wrong with the soup...
Man: WILL YOU JUST TRY THE SOUP!
Waiter: FINE! I'll try the soup. Where's the spoon.
Man: Exactly.
I didn't want to add Dijon to my sandwhich thinking it would be too spicy
But I mustard up the courage and did it anyway.
Why do Mexicans like spicy food?
It induces labor.
What do you call a singer who enjoys spicy food?
Frank Sriracha
What do you say when h**... sends you a spicy meme?
DANKe
I really love spicy foods
...but the Ghost pepper is my a-chilis heel.
How spicy would you like your clairvoyants?
Medium.
What do you call a person who consume too much spicy good?
Butthurt.
What do Puerto Ricans call spicy food?
Food
Need help raising funds for a new spicy fish condiment so I called it...
Kick's Tartar Sauce
What does a spicy pepper do for fun?
Get jalapeno business.
I like my men like I like my mustard...
spicy and brown.
*spelling
How spicy does Keemstar like his Nandos?
As spicy as his memes (:
A Coast Guard patrol intercepts a sinking vessel smuggling illegally spicy peppers. "Help!" says the smuggler...
"I'm capsaicin!"
How did me and my sugar make our little rosemary?
When things got spicy, it ended with my cumin cider.
My Mexican friend just confessed that he hates spicy food.
Everyjuan couldn't believe it!
I like my women how I like my burritos.
Wet & Spicy
What is the best thing to have after eating peppers that are way too spicy?
A bidet.
It looks like Sean "Spicy" Spicer has been replaced with Anthony "Scary" Scaramucci
I wonder who the next replacement will be "Sporty", "Baby", "Ginger" or "Posh"
A Spicy Hurricane Meme
Imagine if Irma just goes "YEET" and completely misses Florida, an then starts shooting toward Texas.
Maths Teacher told us this spicy one today
A college math professor and his wife are both 60 years old.
One evening the wife comes home and finds a note from her husband.
It says: "My dear, now that you are 60 years old, there are some things you no longer do for me. I am at the Holiday Inn with my 20-year-old student. Don't bother waiting up for me."
He returns home late that night to find a note from his wife: "You, my dear, are also 60 years old and there are also things I need that you're not giving me. So, I am at the Motel 6 with one of your 20-year-old students. Being a math professor, I'm sure you know that 20 goes into 60 way more than 60 goes into 20. So, don't YOU wait up for ME."
Have you ever tasted spicy lentils?
They're puy caliente.
Wasabi is like my s**... life
Only spicy for a few minutes
A Chinese man has a mild heart attack.
Doctor: Take care of yourself or next one will be spicy.
Guy at a restaurant orders a soup
Some random guy orders a soup in the restaurant and the waiter brings him the soup. Right after the waiter leaves the table the guy calls him back and says "Try the soup" the waiter asks "What's the matter, is it too salty?" guy says "Go ahead and taste it" and the waiter asks "Is it too spicy?" and the guy says "Just freakin' try it!" and the waiter asks "Where's the spoon?" and the guy answers "Exactly"
Why do people not like spicy peppers?
They're always jalapeño business.
white people only look at dank memes
because spicy memes are too spicy
Going to open up a donut shop next to a medical m**... store
I'll call it glazed and confused
Whats the worst type of pepper?
Spicy ones.There always jalapeno business.
I hate spicy foods.
Their flavor is just jalapeno face.
Why getting Indian Food at a Gas Station is the best idea?
If the food is too spicy, you'll also receive free gas.
Theme song for those who enjoy rim jobs after eating spicy Mexican:
"Kiss You When It's Dangerous"
TIFU by getting my incredibly picky GF a spicy Italian hoagie when she just wanted ham and cheese
Wrong sub
TIFU by getting my girlfriend a spicy Italian instead of a ham and cheese
Whoops, wrong sub
My friend had recently went to Africa
Friend:"man the food in Africa is extremely spicy."
Me:"really I didn't know KFC was spicy."
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A man in the 80's was talking to his best friend when the conversation turned to their wifes.
"You know Jim, you ever tried spicying things up?"
"Whatd'ya mean Tom"
Leaning over to his ear, Tom whispered, "You know, like trying the other hole"
"Why of course not!" Jim exclaimed. "She might get pregnant!"
Three restaurant owners were arguing about their food
The first one said, "My spicy sauce is super hot! I put a bottle of pepper spray in every batch, and after just one spoon, people can't take anymore and shout for water."
The second one replied, "My spicy sauce is even hotter! I put three bottles of pepper spray in every batch, and the smell alone is enough to burn your face!"
The third one grinned. "That's nothing. My spicy sauce is so hot, that we pour it into aerosol cans and sell it as pepper spray!"
An American white guy visits India.
Wanting to get a more authentic experience, he goes to an Indian restaurant and tells them to serve him their specials, no questions asked. After eating a few bites, he calls the waiter and says, "Hey, this is brilliant food, but I just have a tiny request. This is a tad bit too spicy for my taste, so could you please ask the chef to make my food less spicy than this please?"
The waiter perplexed, looks at the man and says "Sir,
....this is dessert"