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- I just read in the news that tons of Americans are sending their old clothes to poor people in Africa. Seems like a waste of time in my opinion. I've never seen an African with a 52 inch waist.
- My neighbour's 4-year-old has been learning spanish since lockdown. He still can't say "please" though, which I think is poor for four.
- What's the difference between a poorly dressed man on a tricycle and a well-dressed man on a bicycle? Attire!
- Why do standup comedians perform poorly in Hawaii? Because the audience only responds in a low ha
- Steal a man's wallet and he'll be poor for a day. But teach him to play an instrument and he'll be poor for the rest of his life.
- My 4-year-old has been learning Spanish all year and still can't say the word please Which I think is poor for four.
- Poor Prince Phillip... 99 years old, he just missed out on getting a letter from his wife.
- What is the difference between a well dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle? Attire
- What's heavier, a ton of brick or a ton of feathers? A ton of feathers. Because you also have to carry the weight of what you did to those poor birds.
- Women only call me ugly until they find out how much money I make. Then they call me ugly and poor.
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- The problem with Nearly-Headless Nick is that he is a poorly-executed character
- When I was young, I was poor. After many years of hard work, I am no longer young.
- Apparently someone in London gets stabbed every 90 seconds. Poor guy.
- Why are fish poorly educated? All the schools are below C level.
- Yesterday I spotted an albino Dalmatian it was the least i could do for the poor fella
- I just read that someone gets stabbed in New York City every 46 seconds. Poor guy.
- Where do poor noodles live? The spaghetto.
- When I was young, my parents made me walk the plank.. We were too poor for a dog.
- The ladies call me subway. Because I have poor quality meat and lie about being 6 inches.
- What do you call an area with a large amount of poor Italians? The Spaghetto
- Every fifteen seconds someone in London gets stabbed. Poor guy.
- Hanging a Beggar is good in theory, but... Is actually just Poor Execution
- What do you call a poor Italian community? a spaghetto.
- When I was young I was poor, but after decades of hard work I'm no longer young.
- Why are pizza makers always poor? Because they knead dough to make a living.
You So Poor Jokes
Here is a list of funny you so poor jokes and even better you so poor puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- Where do poor meatballs live? In the spaghetto.
Kudos to my friend who came up with this. - Today I saw a poor, old woman trip and fall. At least, I assume she was poor. She only had $4.75 in her purse.
- I saw a poor old lady fall over today on the ice.. At least I presume she was poor - she only had $1.20 in her purse.
- What is heavier, a ton of bricks or a ton of feathers? The feathers.
Because you have to live with the weight of what you did to those poor birds. - At a wedding reception, the best man said, 'would all the married men please stand next to the person that made their lives worth living.' The poor bartender was crushed to death.
- Girls used to call me ugly until they found out how much money I make. Now they also call me poor.
- Today I donated a laptop, a smartphone and $500 to a poor guy. Can't express the happiness I got when I saw him putting the knife back in his pocket
- I think my wife's cheating on me with my best friend. He's been miserable lately. Poor guy.
- I never really liked Nearly Headless Nick in the Harry Potter franchise. He was a poorly executed character.
- I liked the Harry Potter books and movies but... I just feel like the character Nearly Headless Nick was a bit poorly executed.
You Are So Poor Jokes
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- I really loved the Harry Potter books. But the Gryffindor Ghost, "Nearly Headless Nick" has always annoyed me. I think it's because he really was poorly executed.
- You can make a capitalist poor and they'll still believe in Capitalism But if you make a socialist rich, you have a new capitalist.
- I heard Starbucks is trying to hire a lot more refugees Those poor art majors are going to suffer, then
- My joke about capital punishment got downvoted. I guess it was great concept, poor execution.
- WIFE: - "If I knew you were so poor, I would never have married you." HUSBAND: - "But I warned you! I said you are everything I have!"
- My grandfather used to circumcise elephants for a living. The wages were poor, but the tips were enormous.
- I saw a poor old woman slip over on some ice the other day... ... at least I think she was poor; she only had $3 in her purse.
- What's the difference between a sharply dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle? A tire.
- When I was first married we were very poor, but my wife stood by me She had to - we only had one chair
- How many Germans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Because we are very efficient and have a poor sense of humor.
Your Mama So Poor Jokes
Here is a list of funny your mama so poor jokes and even better your mama so poor puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- Yo' Mama is so poor, when she picks a booger, she yells, "Clap your hands and stomp your feet, praise the Lord, we got meat!"
- Yo mama is so poor That she cant even pay attention
- your mama so poor she can't even pay attention
- Yo momma is so poor that when I asked her whats for dinner tonight she lit her pocket on fire and said, "hot pocket."
- Yo Mama So Poor.... She can't afford to fly off the handle, when she gets mad, she has to greyhound off the handle.
- Yo mama so poor She can only give free reddit awards
- Yo' Mama is so poor, her tv only has two channels: on and not working.
- Yo' Mama is so poor, my jack-o-lantern gets better dental work then she does.
- Yo mama so poor, that she goes to KFC to lick people's fingers.
- Yo mama's so poor that ducks throw bread at her.
Yo Mama So Poor Jokes
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- Yo Mama so poor... ...that when she goes to Kentucky Fried Chicken she licks other people's fingers.
- Yo mama is so poor that she had to get a second mortgage on her cardboard box.
- Yo momma is so poor she ran after a trash can truck with her shoping list.
- Yo mama so poor that when somebody stepped on her cigarette she said, "Who turned off my heat?"
- Yo momma is so poor she went running after the garbage truck with a grocery list.
- Yo mama so poor when I ring her buzzer she says, "bzzzzzzzzz."
- Yo mama so poor that when someone tries to rob her, they go into debt.
- Yo mama is so poor that she has to take the trash IN.
- Yo' Mama is so poor, her face is on the food stamp.
- Yo mama so poor I sat on the garbage can and she said get off from my roof.
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My cousin is so poor....
that when she couldn't afford pay the Catholic church for her exorcism, they repossessed her.
I was so poor growing up, we only had a calendar to use as toilet paper…
Now those days are behind me…
Your mommas so poor
I saw her walking down the street with one shoe. I said "hey you lost a shoe". She said "na I found one"
A man is out buying bread in Soviet Russia
When he sees that the bakery is out of flour, he shouts:
"d**... this country, we are so poor, I haven't been able to get a loaf of bread in days"
A policeman hears that and approaches the man.
"Stop saying things like that or..." the policeman says as he uses his fingers to form a gun, points it toward the man and says "Bang!"
The man is stunned and walks home.
The wife sees that the man is shocked and asks:
"What happened? Did we run out of flour again?"
The man weakly replies:
"Not only that, it appears that we also ran out of bullets!"
I grew up so poor...
That I had to eat cereal with a fork to save milk.
Purchased Vs. Homemade
Six year old Annie returns home from school and says she had her first family planning lesson at school.
Her mother, very interested, asks; "How did it go?" "I nearly died of shame!" she answers.
"Sam from over the road, says that the stork brings babies.
Sally next door said you can buy babies at the orphanage.
Pete in my class says you can buy babies at the hospital."
Her mother answers laughingly, "But that's no reason to be ashamed."
"No, but I can't tell them that we were so poor that you and daddy had to make me yourselves! that I was HOMEMADE."
My grandpa always said...
They were so poor, if he wasn't born a boy during the Depression, he would of had nothing to play with.
Im so poor...
That my new years resolution is 144p
The pretty teacher was concerned with
one of her eleven-year-old students. Taking him aside after class one day, she asked, "Little Johnny, why has your school work been so poor lately?"
"I'm in love." the boy replied.
Holding back an urge to smile, she asked, "With whom?"
"With you!" he said.
"But Johnny," she said gently, "don't you see how silly that is? It's true that I would like a husband of my own someday. But I don't want a child."
"Oh, don't worry," the boy said reassuringly, "I'll use a c**...!"
Growing up we were so poor
We had to play Dungeons OR Dragons.
We were so poor growing up
that for breakfast we had Ordinary K.
When I was growing up, we were so poor...
We used to leave the front door open all night, hoping a thief would come in and drop something.
My family was so poor when I was a kid...
We could only exchange glances at Christmas!
I'm so poor….
That when people see me walking down the street with only one flip-flop on they say to me yo Juan you lost a flip flop and I say no I didn't, I found one!
Growing up we were so poor...
Growing up we were so poor my brother and I had to share clothes.
And kids are so mean, at school they used to make fun of me ... especially when it wasn't my turn to wear the pants and underwear
I'm so poor
that I'm eating cereal with a fork to save on milk
We were so poor when I was a kid…
I thought the teachers were rich
My parents are so poor
They can't even pay attention to me
I'm so poor
I'm so poor that for Christmas my mom cut a hole in my pants so I would have something to play with.
Golf
A hack golfer spends a day at a plush country club, playing golf & enjoying the luxury of a complimentary caddy. Being a hack golfer, he plays poorly all day. Round about the 18th hole, he spots a lake off to the left of the fairway. He looks at the caddy and says, I've played so poorly all day, I think I'm going to go drown myself in that lake. The caddy looks back at him and says, I don't think you could keep your head down that long.
A man so poor...
A man is so poor that he is unable to pay his exorcist. As a result he was repossessed.
Yo momma's so poor
The ducks throw bread at her
My family was so poor...
My family was so poor that if I hadn't been born a boy, I wouldn't have had anything to play with.
Why are quantum physicists so poor at s**... ?
Because when they find the position, they can't find momentum;
And when they find momentum, they can't find the position.
Growing up I was so poor….
…if i hadn't been a boy, I would have had nothing to play with.
I'm so poor
I can't even pay attention.
I was so poor growing up
If I didn't wake up with an e**... I had nothing to play with
We were so poor that all we had for toilet paper was a calendar...
Now those days are behind me.
We were so poor when I was growing up, that my mother made us clothes out of the offcuts my dad would bring from home from work at the sandpaper factory.
It was rough.
We're so poor
We're so poor that the tooth fairy gave us food stamps
Why does Mexico always do so poorly in the olympics?
Anyone who could run, swim or jump made it to the USA.
When I was growing up, we were so poor...
...my father cut holes in my pants pockets so I'd have something to play with.
My pal Seamus is so poor...
The other day I saw him walking down the street with just one shoe and I asked him Hey buddy, have you lost a shoe? And he said No, I found one .
When we were in college, my roommates and I were so poor that we couldn't afford to pay our electric bills.
It was…the darkest days of our lives.
When I was a kid we were so poor!
We were so poor that in the winter time we had to gather around our sickest sibling just to stay warm.
We were so poor when I was growing up.....
That my dad bought me an air guitar for Christmas.
My friend was even less well off. He asked if he could have my old one!!!
My vocabulary is so poor...
I can not express it in words.
I'm so poor my only funds are daylight savings...
but at least it's trickling down for a rainy day.
Why is Monica Lewinsky so poor
Because she's always blowing bills
You're so poor,
your neighborhood just received a box full of 49ers Superbowl champions t shirts.
I was so poor growing up and our house was so small that.
you could throw one rock through our front window and hit everyone in the house
How poor are you?
I'm so poor, I have to refinance before I can spare a penny for your thoughts.
When I was young we were so poor
That burglars broke into the house in the middle of the night. They couldn't find anything to steal so they woke us up to make fun of us.
Yo mamma so poor...
when she went to a f**..., she couldn't even pay respects.
Yo momma so poor...[original]
she vote for Obama cos she want change
ahhh thank you ill be here all week
Yo mamma so poor
I saw her k**... a can down the street. Asked her what she was doing and she said "Movin'"
My ex has become so poor
whenever i call her she always says "please,leave me a loan"
Your momma is so poor
She could f**... on a penny and she still wouldn't have gas money
I was so poor, we couldn't afford a bidet.
I had to do hand stands in the shower.
Yo momma so poor
She opened up a gmail account so she could eat the spam.
Why was Santa's helper doing so poorly at work?
Because he had low elf-esteem
(I hope this hasn't been posted recently...Sorry if it has)
Yo mama so poor, when I ring the door bell, she yells: DING d**...!
Your momma so poor
Your momma so poor, she walks around with one shoe on. And when people ask if she lost a shoe she says
No I found one
Yo Daddy so poor...
He goes to KFC and licks other people's fingers.
Why are flashers always so poor?
Because they're only doing it for the exposure.
I was so poor growing up...
For my 12th birthday, I got half a cake with 6 candles next to a mirror.
Poorly paid UK surgeons
Yesterday I found out that NHS surgeons are so poorly paid that they have to resort to crime.
I saw a sign, it said "Thieves operate in this area."
Your mama's so poor,
she walks around with one shoe and when people ask her if she lost a shoe she says, "no, I found one!"
I was so poor growing up
If I wasn't a boy, I would've had nothing to play with
Why was the anomaly so poor?
Because it didn't make any cents!
Your mama so poor.......
She went on Who Wants To Be A Millionaire just to make a phone call.
When I graduated from highschool, I was so poor and couldn't afford college.
So my parents sent me to dog training school.
I learned a lot when I was there.
Sit, stay, roll over.
I haven't quite got the fetching part down.
They say I'm a little rough around the edges.
Yo momma so poor that when she f**... she said clap your hands stomp your feet praise to the lord we have heat.
I was so poor as a kid...
if I didn't wake up with a hard on I didn't have anything to play with all day!
Your momma is so poor...
That she can't afford to pay attention.
Your mama's so poor,
She was walking down the street with one shoe, someone came up and asked her if she had lost a shoe and she said,
"No, I found one"
