The Best 35 So Mexican Jokes

Following is our collection of funny So Mexican jokes. There are some so mexican join mexicans jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these so mexican st patricks puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest So Mexican Jokes and Puns

A Mexican kid meets Donald Trump and says to him, I want to be President one day.

Trump says, Are you stupid? Are you an idiot? Out of your mind? Are you retarded?

The kid replies, You know what, I've changed my mind. Those are too many requirements.

A man crosses the Mexican border seeking better living conditions for his family.

Then his constituency calls for him to resign as a senator from Texas.

What do you call a Mexican bodybuilder who runs out of protein?

No Whey JosΓ©.

Not everything Donald Trump says is stupid.

The Chinese built a wall 2,000 years ago - and they still don't have any Mexicans!

"Jesus loves you" is a wonderful thing to hear in church.

But a horrible thing to hear in a Mexican prison.


Why did the Mexican take a Xanax?

For hispanic attacks

Did you ever hear about the Mexican train killer?

He had locomotives

Why do only 2 Mexicans cross the border at a time?

Because the sign says no trespassing.

Mexican and African jokes are all pretty much the same....

Once you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal...

Donald Trump goes to a fortune teller and asks "When am I going to die?"

The fortune teller replies: "you will die on a major Mexican holiday."

Trump asks: "Which Mexican holiday? Cinco de Mayo? Dia de los muertos?"

The fortune teller replies: "ANY day you die, Donald, will be a major Mexican holiday!"

A mexican magician told the audience he'll disappear on the count of three. He said "Uno, dos" *POOF*

He disappeared without a tres.

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Why do Mexicans always cross the border in twos?

Because the sign says No Tres passing

Two rednecks are admiring their firearms.

One says, I keep these around for hunting, home protection, and to defend my 2nd amendment rights. The second says, I just like shooting cans.

That's a lot of firepower just for shooting cans.

Well, there's so many of them: Mexi-cans, Afri-cans, Puerto Ri-cans...

A Black Guy, a Mexican, and a Muslim holding a Gay Chicken Walk Into a Bar

Bartender says, "We don't do jokes in here."

The chicken says, "Come on guys I know a place across the street."

How does a Mexican cut a pizza?

With *little* *caesars*

What is the only reason Donald Trump is watching the Olympics?

So he can determine how high Mexican pole vaulters can jump.

My Mexican uncle takes anti-anxiety medication

It's for Hispanic attacks

What do you call a Mexican midget?

A paragraph because he's too short to be an essay

I don't understand why some people say, "Taco Bell isn't real Mexican."

It gets the job done for less than half the cost. That's about as Mexican as it gets.


Donald Trump's plan to build a wall might actually work.

The Chinese built a huge wall, and they have almost no Mexicans in their country.

An American, a Brit and a Mexican are sitting in a helicopter.

The Brit throws out a bag of tea, explaining to the confused others: "We have so much tea in England we can just throw it out!"

The Mexican proceeds by throwing a bag of peppers out, explaining "We have so much peppers in Mexico, we can just throw it out!"

The American proceeds to throw the Mexican out of the helicopter.

"Why did you do that?!" exclaimed the Brit.

The American turns around. "He killed my wife."

Two Mexican detectives were investigating the murder of Juan Gonzalez.

How was he killed asked one detective. With a golf gun. Replied the second detective.

A golf gun? What's a golf gun?

I don't know, but it sure made a hole in Juan

I was about to smoke weed with a couple cute Mexican girls...

I asked them if they had papers. They immediately ran off.

Did you hear about the Mexican train bomber?

He had locomotives.

Who says building a border wall won't work?

The Chinese built one over 2,000 years ago and they still don't have any Mexicans.

Why did the Mexicans ignore the "No Trespassing" sign?

It was just the two of them.

I asked my Mexican friend if he will be upset if Trump manages to build the wall.

He said, Eh. I'll get over it.

Yo mama's like a brick.....

dirty, flat on both sides, and always getting laid by Mexicans.

Why don't Mexicans cross the border in groups of three?

Because it says "No Trespassing".

Why did the Mexican Army only bring 5000 soldiers to the Alamo?

They only had 2 vans

The illegals protesting with Mexican flags, shouting "Trump is not my President" are telling the truth.

Their president is Enrique PeΓ±a Nieto.

Guys I think Trump's immigration policies just might work.

China built a wall and they have like, no Mexicans.

A Mexican magician tells the crowd he will disappear on the count of 3...

He says "uno... dos..." *poof*! and disappears without a tres.

How many Mexicans does it take to run a computer?

Dos

The Mexican Magician

A Mexican magician declares that he will disappear on the count of three. He begins to count, "uno, dos..." *POOF* The magician vanished without a tres.

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