The Best 35 So Mama Jokes

Following is our collection of funny So Mama jokes. There are some so mama bout jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these so mama papa puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest So Mama Jokes and Puns

Yo mama's so fat

she went out in high heels and came back in flip flops

Yo mama so fat. . .

I swerved my car to avoid hitting her and ran out of gas.

Yo mama so fat

Thanos had to snap twice.

Mama, is this safe to eat?

No honey... it's for storing our valuables.

The Earth used to be flat,

but then they buried yo mama.


Yo mama so fat...

Yo mama so fat she has her own gravity

But she so ugly people are still repelled by her

I asked my grandfather for twenty dollars.

"Twenty dollars?!" he said. "For what?"

"To buy groceries," I told him.

"When I was a boy," my grandfather said. "My mama would give me one dollar, just *one dollar*, and I'd go to the store and come home with two loaves of bread, two sacks of potatoes, a carton of eggs, three bottles of milk, a can of coffee and a box of tea."

He shrugged and paused.

"Times have changed and ya can't do that now," he told me. "Too many fuckin' security cameras."

My 7 Year Old Cousin just told me this

yo mamas so fat when she fell down no one was laughing but the ground was cracking up

My daughter was born this morning, July 4th.

It's the day I lost my independence.



(This is also true, she was born around 2:30 this morning and baby and mama are doing well).

Yo mama so fat...

I pictured her in my head and broke my neck.

If Joe Biden's wife is called the First Lady, then what do you call his mother?

Joe mama

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Yo mama's like a brick.....

dirty, flat on both sides, and always getting laid by Mexicans.

Yo mama's so fat

when she sat on a memory foam it forgot

Mama and Papa Bear are getting divorced...

and the Judge is asking Baby Bear who he wishes to live with. "So, is it Mama or Papa?" the Judge asks.
"Mama and Papa beat me," says Baby Bear.
"Well do you have any other relatives?" asked the Judge.
"I have an uncle in Chicago," replies Baby Bear.
"Does he beat you too?" asks the Judge.
"Naww," says Baby Bear. "The Chicago Bears don't beat anybody."

Yo mama so fat

I swerved to miss her and ran out of gas

I smell maple syrup!

A mama mole, a papa mole, and a baby mole all live in a little mole hole. One day the papa mole sticks his head out of the hole, sniffs the air and says, "Yum! I smell maple syrup!"

The mama mole sticks her head out of the hole, sniffs the air and says "Yum! I smell honey!"

The baby mole tries to stick his head out of the hole to sniff the air, but can't because the bigger moles are in the way. So he says, "Geez, all I can smell is . . . . .

molasses."

Some campers wake up in the morning and start making breakfast...

Nearby is a family of moles living in their burrow underground. Papa mole wakes up and crawls up to the hole and says, "It smells delicious up here! I can smell sausage and eggs and is that some ham frying too?" So mama mole climbs up and she's greeted with the sweet smells of breakfast. "I smell fresh toast and flap jacks and maybe a hint of cinnamon!" Baby mole tries to enjoy the smells but can't get past mama and papa through the hole and says, "All I can smell is molasses."

What do you call a cow with 3 legs?

Lean beef!

A cow with no legs?

Ground beef!

A cow with 2 legs?

YO MAMA

Yo mama's so fat

Her nose can't even run

Came up with this myself and was quite proud


Yo mama's so fat...

...she has to upgrade her data plan every time she sends a selfie.

An old married couple are driving down the road.

They run over a mama skunk and the wife insists that they go back and pick up the baby skunk.

She says to her husband, "The poor thing is freezing."

"Put him between your legs and warm him up." is the husband's reply.

"But what about the smell?" she asks.

The husband says, "Just hold his little nose and he should be fine."

Yo mama so fat...

...she had an heart attack while running an app.

Yo mama so old...

... I told her to act her age, and she died.

Yo mama so ugly

She entered a Miss America pageant and nearly lost her citizenship.

Yo mama is so fat..

..when she goes camping, the bears hide their food.

Yo mama so fat...

her carbon footprint turned to diamond.

Yo mama so ugly

She went into a haunted house and came out with a paycheque

Yo Mama has so many warts...

Her face spells "ugly" in Braille

If Joe Biden's wife is called the First Lady, then what will his mother be called?

Joe mama.

Credit to u/Grignard_RMgX

Yo mama so fat...

That when she sends me nudes, my phone storage gets full.

Biden and Barack don't tell each other "yo mama" jokes...

they tell each other Jo 'Bama jokes.

(I'm sorry, it's terrible)

At my friend's house, her dad told us these jokes called "Mama mama jokes." I expected old fashioned "Yo' mama" jokes. I got these.

Mama, Mama, I don't like little brother!

Shut up and eat what you're told.

Mama, Mama, I don't want to go to Hawaii!

Shut up and keep swimming.

Mama, Mama, I don't like going in circles!

Shut up or I'll nail your other foot to the floor!

Honestly, I'm scarred.

Your mama is so ugly

Your dad wakes up with morning wouldn't.

Yo mama so ugly

Yo momma so ugly the whole world faked a virus and ruined the economy just to make her wear a mask

It was called a jumpoline...

...until your mama got on it

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