Uproarious So Mama Jokes to Share with Friends
Yo mama's so fat
she went out in high heels and came back in flip flops
Yo mama so fat. . .
I swerved my car to avoid hitting her and ran out of gas.
Yo mama so fat
Thanos had to snap twice.
Yo Mama so fat, when she breaks a plate…
It's usually of the tectonic variety.
Mama, is this safe to eat?
No honey... it's for storing our valuables.
Yo mama so fat, they did a story on how fat she was on the channel 3 news
I switched to channel 7 and you could still see her a**... in the corner of the screen
The Earth used to be flat,
but then they buried yo mama.
Yo mama joke I thought of it
Yo mama is so fat and old that she's still eating from the last supper.
Edit : Jesus Christ this blew up. Didn't know so many of you had to release yo mamas from your system.
Yo mama so fat...
Yo mama so fat she has her own gravity
But she so ugly people are still repelled by her
Yo Mama so fat that when she slid into my DMs….
My phone ran out of space.
Yo mama so ugly
When she sits on her phone, it unlocks.
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I asked my grandfather for twenty dollars.
"Twenty dollars?!" he said. "For what?"
"To buy groceries," I told him.
"When I was a boy," my grandfather said. "My mama would give me one dollar, just *one dollar*, and I'd go to the store and come home with two loaves of bread, two sacks of potatoes, a carton of eggs, three bottles of milk, a can of coffee and a box of tea."
He shrugged and paused.
"Times have changed and ya can't do that now," he told me. "Too many f**...' security cameras."
My 7 Year Old Cousin just told me this
yo mamas so fat when she fell down no one was laughing but the ground was cracking up
My daughter was born this morning, July 4th.
It's the day I lost my independence.
(This is also true, she was born around 2:30 this morning and baby and mama are doing well).
Yo mama is so fat that…
She needs to wear a watch on both wrists because of time zone difference.
Yo mama so old
Her chiropractor a paleontologist
Yo mama so fat...
I pictured her in my head and broke my neck.
If Joe Biden's wife is called the First Lady, then what do you call his mother?
Joe mama
Yo mama's like a brick.....
dirty, flat on both sides, and always getting laid by Mexicans.
Yo mama's so fat
when she sat on a memory foam it forgot
Yo mama is so fat…
I know six fat people and she's 5 of them.
Yo mama so dumb
that she spent 5 hours staring at a glass of orange juice because it said 'concentrate' on the package.
Mama and Papa Bear are getting divorced...
and the Judge is asking Baby Bear who he wishes to live with. "So, is it Mama or Papa?" the Judge asks.
"Mama and Papa beat me," says Baby Bear.
"Well do you have any other relatives?" asked the Judge.
"I have an uncle in Chicago," replies Baby Bear.
"Does he beat you too?" asks the Judge.
"Naww," says Baby Bear. "The Chicago Bears don't beat anybody."
Yo mama so fat
I swerved to miss her and ran out of gas
A young boy went to church with his mother
Midway through the service, the boy loudly said "Mama, I have to pee!"
After taking him to the bathroom, his mother said "It's rude to say 'pee' in public like this. Next time in church, just say you have to 'whisper.'"
The next week, the boy went to church with his father instead. As the service ended, the boy looked up at his father and said "Daddy, I have to whisper!"
And the father said "Well, OK- just whisper in my ear."
I smell maple syrup!
A mama mole, a papa mole, and a baby mole all live in a little mole hole. One day the papa mole sticks his head out of the hole, sniffs the air and says, "Yum! I smell maple syrup!"
The mama mole sticks her head out of the hole, sniffs the air and says "Yum! I smell honey!"
The baby mole tries to stick his head out of the hole to sniff the air, but can't because the bigger moles are in the way. So he says, "Geez, all I can smell is . . . . .
molasses."
Some campers wake up in the morning and start making breakfast...
Nearby is a family of moles living in their burrow underground. Papa mole wakes up and crawls up to the hole and says, "It smells delicious up here! I can smell sausage and eggs and is that some ham frying too?" So mama mole climbs up and she's greeted with the sweet smells of breakfast. "I smell fresh toast and flap jacks and maybe a hint of cinnamon!" Baby mole tries to enjoy the smells but can't get past mama and papa through the hole and says, "All I can smell is molasses."
Yo mama is so fat
She is literally attractive
What do you call a cow with 3 legs?
Lean beef!
A cow with no legs?
Ground beef!
A cow with 2 legs?
YO MAMA
Yo mama's so fat
Her nose can't even run
Came up with this myself and was quite proud
Yo mama's so fat...
...she has to upgrade her data plan every time she sends a selfie.
An old married couple are driving down the road.
They run over a mama skunk and the wife insists that they go back and pick up the baby skunk.
She says to her husband, "The poor thing is freezing."
"Put him between your legs and warm him up." is the husband's reply.
"But what about the smell?" she asks.
The husband says, "Just hold his little nose and he should be fine."
Yo mama so fat...
...she had an heart attack while running an app.
Your mama is so fat…..
On one edge of her passport photo, it says continued on next page.
Yo mama so old...
... I told her to act her age, and she died.
