The Best 35 So Lazy Jokes

Following is our collection of funny So Lazy jokes. There are some so lazy bread jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these so lazy pretentious puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest So Lazy Jokes and Puns

I hate when my girlfriend gets mad at me for being lazy

It's not like I did anything

Interviewer - Okay, describe yourself in 3 words

Lazy

My friend asked me to describe myself in 3 words...

Lazy

Lazy people fact #4564321564

You were too lazy to read that number.

A recent worldwide survey showed that out of 2,146,703,436 people, 94% were too lazy to actually read that number.


I dated a girl with a lazy eye once.

Turns out she was seeing someone else the whole time.

If laziness was an Olympic sport.

I'd come in fourth so I wouldn't have to walk up to the podium.

My teacher asked me to describe myself in 5 words...

Lazy

A toast

Wife at the dinner table: Please toast some bread for me.
The lazy husband raised his wine glass and said, "To bread."

Jim was lazy, but boy was he clever.

A difficult customer walked into the shop that Jim didn't want to deal with, so he grabbed a mop and pretended to clean up a mess.

The manager came over and asked him what he was doing. After telling him that he was cleaning, the manager said, "It doesn't look messy here."

To which Jim replied, "Why, thank you!"

My laziness is like the number 8.

Once it lies down, it becomes infinite.

You can explore so lazy silly reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean so lazy dimwitted dad jokes. There are also so lazy puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.


Describe yourself in 3 words:

1. Lazy

I just broke up with my girlfriend who had a lazy eye.

Turns out she was seeing someone on the side.

So I was dating this girl with a lazy eye...

It would have worked out, but then I realized she was seeing someone on the side.

My brother asked me to describe myself in 3 words...

Lazy

I used to date a girl with a lazy eye...

but I dumped her because she kept seeing people on the side.

Somebody said today that I'm lazy.

I nearly answered him.

I once dated a girl with a lazy eye,

It was going well for a few months until I realized she was seeing someone else.

I used to date a girl with a lazy eye. I had to break up with her.

She was seeing somebody on the side.


Facts About Lazy People #389479305784

You were too lazy to read that number

If laziness was an Olympic sport

I would've placed 4th so I wouldn't have to climb the winners' stairs

Don't be mad at lazy people.

They didn't do anything.

What do you call a fat kid with 3 teeth and a lazy eye?

Names.

Marriage

Husband asking the wife:
-Darling, do you want to come with me to the gym?
*-Are you saying I'm fat??*
-No, I was just thinking that we should maybe...
*-Are you saying I'm lazy??*
-No, no! Calm down, I didn't say that..
*-Why, you think I'm hysterical??*
-No, I wasn't saying that..
*-So you are calling me a liar now??*
-God no! You know what, I go alone then.
*-Wait a minute! Why do you want to go alone!?*

I was dating a girl with a lazy eye.

Unfortunately I had to break up with her because she was seeing someone else on the side.

The scientific term for lazy eye is atchaphoria.

One eye is looking atcha and the other is looking phoria.

Why can't people with a lazy eye be teachers?

They can't control their pupils!

So there was this kid who was lazy and couldnt wake up early..

His mom wanted to teach him a lesson about the benefits of waking up early.

She said: Son, i am going to tell you a little story and then i want you to tell me what did you learn from it ok?

Son: Ok

Mom: imagine two birds. First bird always wakes up early and can find bugs to feed himself and his family. The second bird wakes up late everyday and cant find anything to eat. So what did you learn from this.

Son: i learned that the bugs that wake up early gets eaten by birds

The interviewer asked me, Describe yourself in three words.

Lazy.

When a musician's fingers move really fast across a piano, they're considered a prodigy and a genius.

But when i go even faster on full-screen rhythm games on my iPad, I'm "lazy", "going to get carpal tunnel syndrome", "unproductive", and "ruining the funeral, Emily".

I was dating a girl with a lazy eye.

Had to dump her tho. She was seeing someone on the side.

I once dated a girl with a lazy eye.

We broke up because she was seeing someone else the entire time.

If you had to describe yourself in three words, what would they be?

Lazy.

Why are people so angry at lazy people?

We haven't done anything???

It's not my fault that I'm lazy.

It walks in the family.

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We suggest to use only working so lazy fanboys piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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