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- I dated a girl with a lazy eye once. Turns out she was seeing someone else the whole time.
- If laziness was an Olympic sport. I'd come in fourth so I wouldn't have to walk up to the podium.
- A toast Wife at the dinner table: Please toast some bread for me.
The lazy husband raised his wine glass and said, "To bread." - I used to date a girl with a lazy eye. I had to break up with her. She was seeing somebody on the side.
- The scientific term for lazy eye is atchaphoria. One eye is looking atcha and the other is looking phoria.
- I should have suspected my husband was lazy; on our wedding day, his mother told me: "I'm not losing a son; I'm gaining a couch."
- My gf told me I should not say anything about her friend's right lazy eye When I met her friend I complimented her on how athletic her left eye was
- Doctor gave me 3 months to live... I'm so lazy I missed the deadline, that was 4 months ago.
- Why was the lazy-eyed man a horrible teacher? Because he couldn't control his pupils.
- Why should you never date someone with a lazy-eye? Because you never know if they're seeing someone else.
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So Lazy One Liners
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- I hate when my girlfriend gets mad at me for being lazy It's not like I did anything
- Interviewer - Okay, describe yourself in 3 words Lazy
- My laziness is like the number 8. Once it lies down, it becomes infinite.
- Somebody said today that I'm lazy. I nearly answered him.
- Don't be mad at lazy people. They didn't do anything.
- If you had to describe yourself in three words, what would they be? Lazy.
- Why are people so angry at lazy people? We haven't done anything???
- It's not my fault that I'm lazy. It walks in the family.
- What do you call a lazy baby kangaroo? A pouch potato.
- What's with the hate towards lazy people? They haven't done anything!
- I entered a laziness competition and placed first. I got atrophy.
- Thought of starting an origami business but too lazy to do all the paperwork involved.
- I just broke up with my lazy gym buddy. Didn't work out.
- I can descirbe myself in just two words. Lazy.
- My boss asked me to describe myself in 3 words... I said "Quite lazy."
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Lazy thieves
They were two thieves so lazy that they robbed a bank and in order not to count the money, they waited for the evening news to find out how much they had stolen.
My grandfather told me that teenagers have become so lazy because of technology.
"They're not the only ones," I said, looking at his mobility scooter.
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Yo momma is so lazy...
Yo momma is so lazy that when she died and went to heaven, god told her to climb the stairway to enter and she said no.
So then god sent her to h**....
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My younger son is on a yo momma joke kick right now in life and said this one to me in the car. I know it's a terrible yo momma joke, but it had me cracking up because of the dark ending.
I'm so lazy.
I'm so lazy my mom gets onto me about sleeping all the time, she once asked me "Is sleeping all you're good at?"
I said "Yea, I could do it with my eyes closed."
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The people who create math worksheets are so lazy.
They create a bunch of problems and expect other people to solve it for them.
People who process expired passports are so lazy
they're always cutting corners.
(Joel Dommett)
He's so lazy, that if he robbed a bank he wouldn't even count the money.
He'd just wait to find out in the news report.
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Starbucks staff are so lazy
I only asked for a small coffee and they said "that's a tall order."
I'm so lazy, I refuse to get fat
cause I don't want to have to work it off later....
Man I've gotten so lazy lately
I just started flushing the corn instead
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My friend Will Knot is so lazy...
He signs his name Won't.
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My girlfriend is so lazy
She can't even be bothered to exist
Once upon a time, there was a man so lazy
he married a pregnant woman
The Laziest Man
There was a very very lazy man in a village. He was so lazy he didn't do anything for himself.
It got so bad that the men of the village decided it would be best to just bury him cuz he was just so lazy and useless.
So they came to his house, grabbed him and carried him away to be buried.
While carrying him to his grave, one of the men felt pity and said that maybe if they married him to one of his daughters he would change.
The men asked the lazy man would he be up for that?
The lazy man asked the father .... Is your daughter pregnant?
The father says no.
The lazy man says "take me to my grave.
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Why are liars so lazy?
Because they are always lying in bed!
My farmer buddy is so lazy.
Even when we go to the bar, he only picks the low hanging fruit.
The boy was so lazy that he
got up a bit earlier so that he could do nothing for a bit longer.
God calls in an Albanian, a Grecian, and a Serbian for a quick reckoning.
God has realized that things aren't going so well in the general vicinity of the Balkans so he calls up an Albanian, a Grecian, and a Serbian to convince them to change their ways.
First he calls in the Grecian and says to them, "Your people have become so lazy in recent years! You're ruining everything I gave you! If you don't clean up your act, I'm going to push this here button and rain judgment on all of you." The Grecian runs out crying and afraid for the future of their people.
The Serbian is called in and God says, "Your people have been really aggressive and racist in recent years! You're ruining everything I gave you! If you don't clean up your act, I'm going to push this here button and rain judgment on all of you." The Serbian runs out fuming and angered about the future of their people.
The Albanian is finally called in and God says, "Your people are such thieves! You're stealing everything I gave to everyone else! If you don't clean up your act, I'm going to push this here button and rain judgment on all of you." The Albanian comes out smiling and the Grecian and Serbian ask them, "Didn't God say he would rain judgment on your people? Why are you smiling?"
To which the Albanian replies, "Yeah of course he did! But don't tell anyone that I've stolen his button."
