Following is our collection of funny So Fat jokes. There are some so fat carbs jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.
Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these so fat carb puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.
Call a girl fat once and she'll always remember.
Because elephants never forget
O B C D...
You are bigger than that!
"And I love you tons" I replied.
"Wow fine, you don't have a nickname for me?" She said angrily.
Sometimes I swear the fat cunt's going deaf.
Because last time they had a fat man 80,000 people died
I said, "Nice legs."
The girl giggled and said with a smile, "Do you really think so."
I said "Definitely! Most tables would have collapsed by now."
she went out in high heels and came back in flip flops
I swerved my car to avoid hitting her and ran out of gas.
I'm tired of being fat every day.
If she fits in your wife's clothes.
Thanos had to snap twice.
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A girl takes her big fat cat to the vet.
"My cat is very fat, she says.
"Alright," says the vet. "I will look at him."
The vet picks up the cat and examines its teeth. Then she looks at its eyes. Then into its ears.
Finally, she turns to the girl and says, I'm very sorry. I'm going to have to put your cat down."
"Oh no! Because he's so fat?"
"Yes, says the doctor. My arms are very tired."
Fat. You get fat.
What? Like I would make a pie joke on my cake day?
because she doesn't like when people steal her material.
Yo mama so fat she has her own gravity
But she so ugly people are still repelled by her
They order drinks, in a thick accent.
"You two ladies from Ireland?" asks the bartender.
Offended, one of them replies "Wales!"
"Oh I'm so sorry," says the bartender, "Are you two whales from Ireland?"
An American flight attendant sees a suspicious looking couple on board and reports it to the captain.
"Sir, I think we have a case of human traficking! There is an extremely sexy female passenger on board, who looks quite frightened, almost like she has no idea what is going to happen next. The man she is with is a fat old slob and old enough to be her father. He's very sleazy, very sullen and although he speaks English, it is impossible to make out what he's trying to say."
The captain sighed and replied, "look Susan, we've been through this many times before, this is Air Force One..."
They have enough on their plate anyway.
They're thick and tired of it
They both contain high amounts of trans fats.
because they remember what the last fat man did to them
A man goes to a bar and sees a fat girl dancing on a table.
He walks over to her and says, "Wow, nice legs!"
She is flattered and replies, "You really think so?"
The man says, "Oh definitely! Most tables would have collapsed by now."
Now I have spring rolls
He said "Can you describe the symptoms?"
So I replied "Homers fat, and Marge has blue hair"
I'm gonna miss tumblr
She took a jump in the pool, they found water on Mars.
Tell a woman she's fat once and she will remember it for the rest of her life because elephants never forget.
Despite the bulging eyes, wrinkles and layers of fat, the pug seemed to like her.
A four chin teller.
They have enough on their plate already
yo mamas so fat when she fell down no one was laughing but the ground was cracking up
"That's nuts!" I exclaimed.
..that she ate a meal and got arrested for deforestation.
Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the so fat exits body jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.
We suggest to use only working so fat diet piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.