So Dumb Jokes

Funniest So Dumb Short Jokes

Short so dumb jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The so dumb humour may include short dumb jokes also.

1. I'm sick of you guys posting dumb wordplay in here for awards and upvotes. Don't you know a good pun is its own reword?
2. A man asks god... Man:"Why did you make women so beautiful?"
   God:"So you would love her."
   Man:"Then why did you make her so dumb?"
   God:"So she would love you."
3. Yo mama so dumb that she spent 5 hours staring at a glass of orange juice because it said 'concentrate' on the package.
4. Schrodinger's cat was meant to prove how dumb quantum states are, yet it's widely used to advocate and explain it. I bet he's rolling in his grave... and not
5. My parents asked me if I wanted to watch Dumb and Dumber with them tonight.. When I went downstairs the debate was on.
6. Listen guys, I know this sub is all in good fun, but I don't think it's right to be making dumb jokes about obese people. They already have enough on their plates.
7. My roommate keeps stealing my food so I ground up Pepper and made cupcakes with it. Pepper was a dumb thing to name his dog anyway.
8. Did you hear they're doing a remake of Dumb and Dumber? It's on tonight on every major network, tonight at 9.
9. My girlfriend broke up with me yesterday. She said "she didn't see me enough", and I said, "well that's dumb, now you're never going to see me".
10. I got called pretty today... well actually the full statement was "you're pretty dumb" but I'm only focusing on the positive things today

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So Dumb One Liners

Which so dumb one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with so dumb? I can suggest the ones about your dumb and completely stupid.

1. Why are Americans so dumb? Because they shoot the ones that go to school
2. I hate it when people use "you're" and "your" incorrectly There so dumb
3. My neighbor blamed my gravel for making him fall But it was his dumb asphalt
4. 99.9% of people are dumb Fortunately, I belong to 1% of smart people
5. I'm so dumb and out of shape My resting heart rate is higher than my IQ
6. What do you call a person with no body and no nose Nobody knows
   
7. Yo momma is so dumb It took her 9 months to come up with a joke.
8. 60% of people in the world are dumb luckily I am in the 30%
9. My dad accidentally ordered the wrong paving materials Now That's his own dumb asphalt.
10. What did 0 say to 8?
    
    Nice belt!
11. There's only one group of people dumb enough to believe in astrology... Scorpios
12. What did the deaf, dumb, blind, amputee kid get for Christmas? Cancer.
13. Yo momma is so dumb That she tried to drown herself on a pool table
14. 99.9% of the population is dumb. Fortunately I belong to the 1% of smart people.
15. People say Cows are Dumb But I've never seen one that wasn't out standing in its field.

Your Mama So Dumb Jokes

Here is a list of funny your mama so dumb jokes and even better your mama so dumb puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Yo mama so dumb, she tripped over the wireless network.
• Yo momma so dumb when I said, "Drinks on the house," she got a ladder.
• Yo mama so dumb she tried to ring Taco Bell.
• Yo mama so dumb, She got fired from the M&M's production line for throwing away the W's
• Yo mama so dumb, She went to the movies and it said 17+ so she bought 16 of her friends along.
• Yo Mama is so dumb she thinks there has been...... eleven World Wars
• Yo mama so dumb She thought an IP address was RKelly's house
• Yo momma so dumb she threw a ball at the ground and missed.
• Yo mama so dumb, She thought the Gettysburg Address was where Lincoln lived.
• Yo mamas so dumb She tripped over a cordless phone

Mama So Dumb Jokes

Here is a list of funny mama so dumb jokes and even better mama so dumb puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Yo mama so dumb, she thought a big mac was another type of computer made by apple.
• Yo mama so dumb She thought her indigestion was lactose intolerance living in the milky way.
• Yo mama so dumb... She tells "yo mama" jokes to YOU.
• Yo'mama is so dumb... She thinks Tupac Shakur is a Jewish holiday.
• Yo mama's so dumb that when she saw the "Under 17 not admitted" sign at a movie theatre, she went home and got 16 friends.
• Yo mama so dumb... ... she sit on the television and watches the couch.
• Your mama so dumb She climbs over a glass wall to see what's on the other side.
• Your mama's so dumb ... ... she walked into the antique store and asked, "What's new?"
• Yo Momma's so dumb that when I told her it was chilly outside, she went and got a bowl.
• Yo mama so dumb, she thought seaweed was something that fish smoked.

You Are So Dumb Jokes

Here is a list of funny you are so dumb jokes and even better you are so dumb puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• I watched my dog chase his tail for 10 minutes And thought, "Wow, dogs are so dumb!" Then i realised i just watched a dog chase its tail for 10 minutes.
• Adam asked God..... "God, why did you make Eve so beautiful?"
  "So that you would like her."
  "But why you make her so dumb too?"
  "So that she would like you too."
• My teacher said our class was do dumb not even 80% of us would pass the test She's the dumb one, we don't even have that much people in our class!
• Yo momma is so dumb, she thought a kernel panic was a kfc that was out of chicken.
• What do you call a dumb seal? An imbeseal
• Your momma so dumb she tried to climb Mountain Dew
• I got ketchup on my eyes. Ya know, in Heinzsight, that was a dumb move.
• Last week I had to put down my dog. It was sad. I said, you are one dumb dog.
• A woman was killed after walking in front of a street paver. It was her own dumb asphalt.
• My girlfriend left me because she said I talk about video games too much.... I told her that's a dumb reason to Fallout 4.

Yo Mama So Dumb Jokes

Here is a list of funny yo mama so dumb jokes and even better yo mama so dumb puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Yo mama so dumb she used old spice body wash to cook.
• Yo mama is so fat and dumb she signed up for an email account because she heard it contained spam.
• Yo momma is so dumb she put the air conditioning in backwards saying she was going to chill outside.
• Yo momma is so dumb she tripped over a cordless phone.
• Yo mama's so dumb She had to sneak past the medicine cabinet so that she didn't wake up the sleeping pills.
• Yo mamma so dumb she bought a sliding glass door with a peephole.
• Yo mama is so dumb she bought tickets to Xbox LIVE.
• Yo momma's so dumb, when y'all were driving to Disneyland, she saw a sign that said "Disneyland left," so she went home.
• Yo mama so dumb Even her children get click baited
• Yo mama so dumb.. On a hot summer day she saw some dry fruits, felt bad, then tried to rehydrate them.

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