Following is our collection of funny So Broke jokes. There are some so broke smashed jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.
Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these so broke ended puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.
Tomorrow, I'll bring an MP5.
Guy: But doctor that can't be right. We use condoms everytime we have sex.
Doctor: Well, the test result would suggest otherwise. Maybe the condom broke?
Guy: No I'm sure it didn't.
Doctor: Alright then. Let me tell you a story. A guy was wandering in the forest where he encountered a tiger. The tiger looked really ferocious and the guy knew that he was doomed. Cornered, the guy then points his umbrella's tip at the tiger and shouts Bang at the tiger. The tiger died.
Guy: That can't be right. Someone else must have shot the tiger.
Doctor: Exactly.
Guess who came crawling back
I saw it coming from a kilometre away
"How could you cheat on me like that with an older woman!?!?!?".
It's not you, it's a me a Mario!
She asked why I broke up with the last girl and I said
"It didn't work out."
She told me to be more specific so I said
"I just told you, she didn't exercise."
Because his car insurance rates were astronomical.
She broke up with me because I kept pushing her around.
I said, "why don't you stand up for yourself?"
Guy: Doctor, my Girlfriend is pregnant, but we always use protection, and the rubber never broke. How is it possible?
Doctor: Let me tell you a story: There was once a Hunter who always carried a gun wherever he went. One day he took out his Umbrella instead of his Gun and went out. A Lion suddenly jumped in front of him. To scare the Lion, the Hunter used the Umbrella like a Gun, and shot the Lion, then it died!
Guy: Nonsense! Someone else must have shot the Lion.
Doctor: Good! You understood the story. Next patient please.
So I woke up to look with him.
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Her: "I just need time."
Me: "Okay. Yeah, I understand."
Her: "And distance, as well."
Me: "Fine. But can I ask you one last question?"
Her: "Go ahead."
Me: "What are you calculating the velocity of, anyway?"
He'll forever be remembered as the worst mechanic in the Russian Air Force
He replied, "I doubt it somehow. Mercury is in Uranus right now."
I said, "I don't go in for any of that astrology nonsense."
He replied, "Neither do I. My thermometer just broke."
.... I wonder what he's up to these days.
The real question is: who broke the lightbulb and why are they keeping us in the dark?
It's not my birthday but a scary looking man with a crowbar just broke into my house
It might seem judgemental, but I have only known her since she was Christine.
I wonder what she's up to nowadays
It was given two consecutive sentences.
I should have known, there were red flags everywhere
"Push harder" I shouted at my wife while she was in labor.
"Screw you" she screamed back at me.
Bit harsh I thought...... it wasn't my fault the car broke down on the way to the hospital!
But on the other hand I am completely fine.
..but honestly I saw it coming from a kilometer away.
It's cool though, she said we can still be cousins.
"Doc, my arm hurts bad. Can you check it out please?" the man pleads.
The doctor rolls up the man's sleeve and suddenly hears the arm talk.
"Hello, Doctor," says the arm. "Could you lend me twenty bucks please? I'm desperate!"
"Aha!'' says the doctor. ''I see the problem. Your arm is broke!"
I'd still be broke. Because I am black and can't read.
...how to win her back.
...so we pretty much ignored him until we were sick, hurt, or broke.
I pictured her in my head and broke my neck.
and he is getting debriefed on the world news of the day. The news is rather mundane and unexciting, but one of his aides states that 3 Brazilian people perished in a plane crash early this morning.
Dubya's reaction is pure shock and grief, he's shaking and can't control his emotions.
Tearfully looking over to the man who broke the news, he asks him, "How many is a Brazilian?"
"Do you think I will have a long and healthy life?"
"I doubt it" sais the doctor shaking his head "Mercury is in Uranus right now"
"I don't believe in that astrology crap, doc"
"Yeah, neither do I. My thermometer just broke"
How low can you get?
What a stupid thing to Fallout 4.
Two. One to beat the room for being black and one to arrest the bulb for being broke.
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