The Best 35 So Boring Jokes

Following is our collection of funny So Boring jokes. There are some so boring mundane jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these so boring overrated puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest So Boring Jokes and Puns

If I had a dollar for everytime someone called me a boring nerd..

I'd have a mean daily income of $5.64 with a standard deviation of $1.25

All day I drill holes in metal and bolt them together.

At first it's boring, then it's riveting.

My job is to drill holes in things and then bolt them together.

At first it's boring, but later on, it's riveting!

Dad: I gave all your toys to the orphanage

Kid: Why did you do that dad?

Dad: So you won't get bored there.

Quarantine has me really stressed and bored so I've been trying that Chinese thing with the needles

You know, heroin


I've been bored recently so I have decided to take up fencing.

The neighbors said they will call the police unless I put it back.

My wife thinks our sex life is boring and I get distracted easily..........

Well I Better get back to it....

What did grandma and grandpa do before there was Internet?

I mean, didn't they get bored?

I asked my 32 uncles and aunts, but they didn't know either.

A man took his 6-year-old daughter to his office on 'Take your kid to work day'

As they walked around the office, the girl turned visibly upset and soon started crying. Her father asked her what was wrong

As everyone gathered around, she sobbed "Daddy, I'm getting bored walking around the office. Please show me those clowns you said you work with"

Two midgets are sitting around, bored...

When one of them pulls out some weed and asks:

"Wanna get medium?"

I was so bored that I memorized six pages of a dictionary.

I learned next to nothing.

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Asian Keanu

Asian Keanu arrives at party.

Asian Keanu gets bored.

Asian Keanu Reeves.

I was tired and bored one night, so I went to the bar to have a few drinks. The bartender asked me, What'll you have? I said, Surprise me.

He showed me a naked picture of my wife.

What does a slave driver do with his slaves when he's bored?

He racism.

I used to play the triangle in a reggae band.

But I got bored and quit because it was just one ting after another.

A tv show about the earth would be really boring

It would just be the same 4 seasons over and over again being rerun.

Is it possible to be bored to death?

That all depends on the drill.

Not all construction work is equally enjoyable.

For instance, drilling a large hole is boring, but fastening two pieces of metal together is riveting.

You know, Mexican and Blacks jokes are really starting to bore me.

Once you've heard Juan you've heard Jamal.


I became a proud dad today

My son is actually 4 years but he was really boring for the first 3 years

I went to take an online ADHD test today...

but gave up quickly because it was stupid and boring.

What does my dad do when he's drunk and bored?

Beats me

I don't mean to be rude, but the SuperBowl was boring.

No offense.

Sylvester Stallone, Chuck Norris and Arnold Schwarzenegger are sitting in a restaurant, and Sylvester Stallone is like: "Guys, we should make a movie with the three of us, but I'm all out of ideas at the moment, I'm kind of bored with the standard action flicks."

Chuck says: "Don't you have any ideas?"

"Yeah, this may sound silly, but I was actually thinking about doing a movie on great classical composers"

That's when Arnold trows himself in the conversation and says: "That sounds like a great idea! Sylvester, you can be Mozart, and Chuck can be Beethoven!"

"And who will you be, Arnold?"

"I'll be Bach."

Two Jehovah's Witnesses knock on someone's door

The house owner opens the door. "Good morning, would you like to learn about God today?" The houseowner was a little bored, and slightly curious, so he lets them in. They slowly enter, and sit down on the couch across from the houseowner. After a few seconds of silence, the houseowner asks, "Well?" The Jehovah's Witnesses look at each other and says to the houseowner, "We don't know what to say, we've never made it this far."

What's the difference between incest and necrophilia?

Incest is relatively boring, necrophilia is dead boring.

A World War 2 joke

Stalin and Hitler died and were recieved in Hell by Satan.

Satan asked them to wait in the guest cabin, because he had to search for the worst place in Hell for both of them (it had been a long time since some one so evil had come to his abode) .

While waiting, Hitler got bored and asked Stalin to tell him a joke.

Stalin said one word, "Moscow."

Hitler, after a long and hard thought, replied, "I don't get it."

Stalin laughs merrily and says, "Exactly."

Girls on dating apps get bombarded with too many lame and boring messages

For them, finding the good ones is like finding a needle in a hey-stack.

Not everyone may think digging tunnels is exciting

Some may even call it boring

I finally decided to play Fortnite.

It's fun, but it gets boring after a couple of weeks

Last week I was bored, so I decided to swap around the labels on my wifes spice rack. So far, she hasn't noticed.

Mark my words though, the thyme is cumin.

Professional women's soccer is so boring.

Why am I even jerking off to this?

Why did the Hobbit put his phone on silent?

Because he was bored of the rings!

In ancient times, people watched the earth spin for 24 hours.

They got bored though, so they called it a day

Father: Son, i donated your toys to the Orphanage.

Son: Why did you do that?
Father : So you don't get bored there

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the so boring nice jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working so boring na ve piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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