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Funniest So Boring Short Jokes

Short so boring jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The so boring humour may include short boring jokes also.

  1. If I had a dollar for everytime someone called me a boring nerd.. I'd have a mean daily income of $5.64 with a standard deviation of $1.25
  2. All day I drill holes in metal and bolt them together. At first it's boring, then it's riveting.
  3. My job is to drill holes in things and then bolt them together. At first it's boring, but later on, it's riveting!
  4. Dad: I gave all your toys to the orphanage Kid: Why did you do that dad?
    Dad: So you won't get bored there.
  5. I've been bored recently so I have decided to take up fencing. The neighbors said they will call the police unless I put it back.
  6. What did grandma and grandpa do before there was Internet? I mean, didn't they get bored?
    I asked my 32 uncles and aunts, but they didn't know either.
  7. I used to play the triangle in a reggae band. But I got bored and quit because it was just one ting after another.
  8. A tv show about the earth would be really boring It would just be the same 4 seasons over and over again being rerun.
  9. Death must be really boring for subway drivers. A light at the end of the tunnel is just a regular workday.
  10. Not all construction work is equally enjoyable. For instance, drilling a large hole is boring, but fastening two pieces of metal together is riveting.

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So Boring One Liners

Which so boring one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with so boring? I can suggest the ones about so lazy and bored.

  1. i think the story of noah's life was a bit boring But it did have a nice arc
  2. I was so bored that I memorized six pages of a dictionary. I learned next to nothing.
  3. What do you call your co-workers in a boring and depressing workplace? Melancolleague(s)
  4. Asian Keanu Asian Keanu arrives at party.
    Asian Keanu gets bored.
    Asian Keanu Reeves.
  5. Is it possible to be bored to death? That all depends on the drill.
  6. What does my dad do when he's drunk and bored? Beats me
  7. I don't mean to be rude, but the SuperBowl was boring. No offense.
  8. Not everyone may think digging tunnels is exciting Some may even call it boring
  9. I finally decided to play Fortnite. It's fun, but it gets boring after a couple of weeks
  10. Professional women's soccer is so boring. Why am I even jerking off to this?
  11. Why did the Hobbit put his phone on silent? Because he was bored of the rings!
  12. I thought digging tunnels would be exciting… Turns out it's boring
  13. I quit my job drilling ventilation holes in jet engines... was just plane boring.
  14. What do you call a boring story about global warming? Anti-climatic
  15. I started work at a drilling site and left soon after. It was a boring job.

You Are So Boring Jokes

Here is a list of funny you are so boring jokes and even better you are so boring puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • I became a proud dad today My son is actually 4 years but he was really boring for the first 3 years
  • Girls on dating apps get bombarded with too many lame and boring messages For them, finding the good ones is like finding a needle in a hey-stack.
  • Wife: "When I was talking to you, I saw you yawn 5 times. Am I boring you?" Me: "I wasn't yawning. They were unsuccessful attempts to speak. "
  • Last week I was bored, so I decided to swap around the label on my wifes spice rack. So far, she hasn't noticed. Mark my words though, the thyme is cumin.
  • In ancient times, people watched the earth spin for 24 hours. They got bored though, so they called it a day
  • Father: Son, i donated your toys to the Orphanage. Son: Why did you do that?
    Father : So you don't get bored there
  • I hate seeing directors make the same movie. It gets boring, I guess I'm... Board of directors
  • Lads if you are bored! Phone up women's rights groups... And ask to speak to the man in charge.
  • I asked my uncle what he used to do when he got bored at my age. Never got an answer... From him or his 24 kids.
  • I'm bored Think I will go to the mall, find a great parking spot and sit in my car with my reverse lights on.

So Boring Jokes to Giggle and Enjoy A Night of Unforgettable Laughter

What funny jokes about so boring you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean so dumb jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make so boring pranks.

A man walks into the Irish bar

The barman says:
-I am deeply sorry sir, but the bar is closed, it will open within the hour only.
-Ok, nevermind, I'll wait - responds the man
-Sure, no problem sir. By the way, would you like a drink to make waiting not so boring?

I made this joke up on the way home from work, sorry if it s**...: A history teacher tells a failing student that those who don't learn from history are doomed to repeat it.

Student: But history is so boring!
Teacher: Well, if you don't do better you'll be retaking it next year.
Student: What??
Teacher: I TOLD you, those who don't learn from history are doomed to repeat it!

Why is s**... with a hipster so boring?

Because they don't like things that are in.

I am so boring

my pronouns are h**.../hum.

My wife and I only have s**... one way

It's so boring just the one way we have s**.... It's called d**....
I sit up and beg, she rolls over and plays dead.

Why is English TV so boring?

Because there's only one English Channel

Yo mama so boring

Her jokes are being banned on the sub

This f**... I went to today was so boring

One person was sleeping literally the entire time

The movie was so boring, that...

...I had to fight Zs harder than the Ukrainian army.
(Sorry, inappropriate. Also, sorry not a joke, just a saying I just invented. Also, Slava Ukraini)

Why did Ohio produce 20 astronauts?

Because it's so boring, the inhabitants want to leave the planet

My Chia Pet was so boring...

...It was so boring, I'd rather go watch the grass grow

How to catch an elephant

You need a boring book, a pair of binoculars, a pair of tweezers, and a beer bottle.
First, read the boring book until you fall asleep. When an elephant comes along he will look over your shoulder and read the book, and because it's so boring he will fall asleep too. So then you wake up! Now look at the elephant through the wrong end of the binoculars, grab him with the tweezers, and put him in the beer bottle.

Online self-diognosis tests are such a joke..

I took one to see if I had ADHD and it got so boring and repetitive I couldn't finish it.

Anaesthetists are so boring

All they do is put people to sleep.

The Bible is a fascinating book

It's fascinating how a book with so much s**... and violence can be so boring

Why dating a vegan is so boring?

Because she dont beat the meat

Why are fights between fictional creatures so boring?

Because they always drag on.

Anesthesiologists are so boring.

They put me to sleep.

Learning about frequency is so boring ...

It literally Hertz.

Why is ken so boring?

He's like a weekend without w**...

White people that pretend to be black are so boring.

Maybe it's just me; I find them a little dull is all.

Chemistry is so boring.

Whenever we study electrons, ion.

My life was so boring until I managed to get a job on a sofa assembly line

I found it settees factory

I never thought I'd say that I'm just really tired of watching people screw

But watching these assembly videos is getting so boring...

I used to steal identities...

You people are so boring I ended up returning them.

Why is women's soccer so boring?

Because all the good female athletes play in men's leagues.
Thank you, thank you.

The pope and his driver

.....are in their car driving down the interstate and the pope says "you know, it's so boring being the pope, I haven't even driven a car for decades. Say, why don't you let me drive for a bit?" The driver agrees and sits at the back and off they go. The pope loves it and speeds up, until he's flying past other cars at 150mph. A cop soon pulls them over and walks up to the window and knocks. He walks back to his squad car and calls his chief.
"Hey chief, I've pulled this guy over and he's REALLY important! You have to come down."
Chief: who is it, the governor?
Cop: no, way higher!
Chief: come on son, who is it, the president?
Cop: I don't know it is, but his driver is the pope!!

Why are vampires so boring?

Because all they say is "blah blah blah"

I heard Madden was so boring

A player switched to CS:GO

Why are Janitors so boring?

Because their bucket list garbage pails in comparison to our own.

What made the insomniac so boring?

He just wasn't into resting.

My last night's dream was so boring

I started yawning in my sleep

Why is 9gag so boring?

because nein gag!

Al Gore's so boring his secret service name is Al Gore

being narcoleptic is so boring

it's snooze worthy :) :) :)

School Time

A father becomes aware that his son is oversleeping again and will be late for school. He raps repeatedly on his son's door.
"Wake up, wake up, you'll be late for school!" the father says loudly.
"I don't want to go to school," his son answers.
"Why not?" asks the father.
"Three reasons," responds the son. "First, because school is so boring; second, the kids tease me all the time; and third, I hate school!"
"I am going to give you 3 reasons why you MUST go to school," the father retorts. "First, because it is your duty; second, because you are forty-five years old; and third, because you are the headmaster!"

There were two prawns talking together in the sea...

One was called Tom, and the other was called Christian.
"I hate being a prawn, it's too dangerous. I wish I was a shark, then I wouldn't have to worry about being eaten." Said Tom, and after he said a school of fish swam past him and with a whoosh, Tom was transformed in to a shark. Christian got scared of Tom and swam home.
A week later, Tom was swimming around was felt really bored and depressed.
"I hate being a shark... It's so boring and I have no friends..." Tom sighed, but after another minute of swimming he found the school of fish that granted his wish a week ago and he swam over to them.
"Hi, could you pleases grant me another wish? I hate being a shark, I want to be a prawn again." And after a whoosh, Tom was back to being a prawn again. Exited, he swam to his friend's house, b**... on the door.
"Go away shark! I know you're there!" Was the reply.
"Hey! Come on and open the door! I'm not a shark anymore! I'm a prawn again Christian!"

True happiness

Three men, an American, a Frenchman and a (Soviet) Russian are having a chat about real happiness.
The American says, "I will tell you what real happiness is. It is a loving wife, well behaved kids and a steady job with good pay so I can afford a nice house, a big car and a big television to watch football. That is all I need to get real happiness."
The Frenchman scoffs, "That is so boring and bourgeouis. Real happiness is having a lot of friends to drink fine wine with, and having lot of time to enjoy your life of leisure."
The Russian takes a long swig of v**..., blinks and says, "My friends, you really don't know. Real happiness is waking up to find the KGB knocks on your door at 2AM."
The American and the Frenchman are surprised. "What the heck do you mean? KGB at your door at 2 in the morning?"
"Yes," says the Russian, "you open the door and the KGB says 'Vassili Alexandryev, you need to come with us right now.' and you say, ['sorry gentlemen, Vassili Alexandryev lives in the next-door flat.'](/spoiler) That is when you have true happiness."

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