Snuck Jokes
33 snuck jokes and hilarious snuck puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about snuck that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Snuck Short Jokes
Short snuck jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The snuck humour may include short awoke jokes also.
- Did you hear about the soldier who snuck behind enemy lines disguised as a Christmas tree? He was a decorated veteran.
- Two teenagers snuck into a crypt at night. One tripped over a small bone and the other unashamedly laughed. Can't blame him though, it was a little humerus.
- Newspapers The paperboy didn't deliver my newspaper this morning, so I snuck next door and took the neighbours.
In hindsight, kidnapping might have been a little excessive - Someone snuck aboard the Death Star and stabbed Darth Vader with a lightsaber. It was a space in Vader.
- I remember when I discovered Santa Claus was just my dad I still don't know how he snuck out every year to deliver presents all over the world.
- I snuck up on my roommate and had a horn sound on my phone ready to play, and I turned the volume way up. I pressed play, only to find that I had forgotten to remove my headphones.
- One day a french person snuck up behind me while I was walking He scared the crêpe out of me!
- I snuck downstairs to make pancakes at midnight last night It took a couple hours and I didn't want to wake anyone going back up.
I stuck some pancakes to my feet and crepèd back up the stairs. - My boyfriend called me and told me to go over to his house as no one was home.... I snuck over to his house....no one was home.
- When I was a kid, my parents told me the noise from their bedroom at night was them wrestling. I didn't believe them so I snuck in one night... ...and got taken out by an RKO out of nowhere.
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Snuck One Liners
Which snuck one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with snuck? I can suggest the ones about burst and sneak.
- What do you call a lycanthrope you've snuck up on? An unaware wolf.
- Someone close to me died recently... Shouldn't have snuck up on me like that.
- Snuck up on a corn stalk Pretty easy when they have no ears
- I snuck up on my dryer... Scared the sheet out of it.
- I snuck onto a farm and smoked w**... with the cattle... The steaks have never been higher.
Rib-Tickling Snuck Jokes that Bring Friends Together
What funny jokes about snuck you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean investigate jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make snuck pranks.
The Clintons snuck out of Secret Service and spent a weekend driving around like in the good ol' days
They stop at a gas station and the owner, it turns out, is Hillary's high school boyfriend. After exchanging pleasantries they drive away and Bill says "See, if you'd married him, you'd be married to a gas station owner".
Hillary responds "No, Bill, if I'd married him, he'd become the President of the United States".
"This is the biggest game of your life," my coach said.
Everyone was nervous, including me, and he wasn't making things easier.
He followed-up with, "Pretend like you're are going into combat."
That was it. That was the spark I needed. I waited for his back to be turned, and when it was, I snuck out of the locker room and started making my way to Canada.
My tinder date invited me back to her house tonight, and while she was in the bathroom, I had a cheeky look in her wardrobe. Inside, there was a nurse outfit, a police woman's uniform and a full d**... bodysuit, so I quickly pulled on my pants and snuck out of there.
I don't want a girlfriend who can't hold down a job.
Jose and the Game.
Jose snuck across the border to America from Mexico and wanted to go a baseball game so when he went home, he could tell his family all about it. When he got there, the game was sold out, so he decided to climb to the top of a flag pole to get a better look. When he returned home, his family was anxious to hear about his experience:
"What happened?" asked his family.
"Well, America is the nicest place in the world!!" he said. "Before the game started, all the people in the stands and all the players stood up, looked at me and said, "Jose, can you see?"
A nice clean jewish joke
The young rabbi was an avid golfer. Even on Yom Kippur, the holiest day of the year, he snuck out by himself for a quick nine holes.
On the last hole he teed off, and a gust of wind carried his ball directly over the hole and dropped it in for a hole in one.
An angel who witnessed this miracle complained to God, This guy is playing golf on Yom Kippur, and you cause him to get a hole in one? This is a punishment?
Of course it is, said the Lord, smiling. Who can he tell?
A prisoner escaped..
And snuck inside a house nearby.
The prisoner found a young couple in bed and held them hostage, the woman was tied in a chair and the man was tied on the bed post.
The prisoner walked up to the woman and kissed her in the neck afterwards he went to the bathroom.
The man said to the woman "that guy is an escapee from the prison nearby, he's been in prison for such a long time that he's so thirsty for s**.... I can tell it from the way he kissed your neck. No matter what happens let him do whatever he wants or else he will kill us! Be strong honey, i love you!"
Then the woman replied..
"He didn't kiss me honey, he whispered to me that he thinks you're cute and asked me if we have some lubricant. I told him that we have some in the bathroom. Be strong honey, i love you!"
A flat earther snuck into a physics seminar
While the speaker was giving speech on recent development about gravity, flat earther shouted
" Why do you even think that gravity is real? "
Speaker dropped the mic.
My wife was happy today
I came home super drunk last night. She said that when she snuck in bed and was about to tell me off, I said "Go away I have a wife." I don't think she realises I only say that to the ugly girls.
And elderly man suspected his wife was losing her hearing.
To test this, he snuck up about 20 feet behind her and said in a normal voice can you hear me, honey? No response. He walked to 15 feet away: can you hear me now? Still no answer. He moved to ten feet away and asked, and then to five feet away, still with no answer. Finally he came up right behind her and said in her ear honey, can you hear me now?
Yes! She replied in frustration. For the fifth time, I can hear you!
I told my girlfriend we can either have s**..., or go see Star Wars.
She said "I'm on my period and Star Wars is sold out" ... so we snuck in through the rear entrance
My wife walked in to the room, I snuck up behind her and yelled Boo!
She Shrieked, cried hysterically peed herself and ran outside.
I always do this to her but I guess it was funnier when I was alive.
I was having trouble getting to sleep last night
After about an hour of tossing and turning, my wife rolled over, snuck her hand under the covers, and trailed it playfully down my chest.
"Want meeee to help you get to sleep", She whispered coyly into my ear.
"Yeah", I replied. "Tell me again how your day went".
Couch was comfy.
I saw my dog carrying a dead rabbit in its mouth.
I recognized that the rabbit came from my neighbor. I didn't want the neighbor to get mad at me because my dog killed their rabbit so I took the rabbit from the dog and snuck it back into it's cage so it would look like it just died there.
Later I heard my neighbor screaming so I asked what's wrong pretending not to know what happened.
"I buried my dead rabbit and it came back!"
Did you hear the news? Turtle crime is on the rise...
It's true. Just last night a group of turtles snuck up and mugged a snail in the park. A team of detectives interviewed the snail for details on the event. They asked, "So what happened?" The snail answered, "I don't know, it all just happened so fast."
The Great Cow Escape
A group of cows who were no longer producing the required amount of milk were scheduled to be butchered. They had a long discussion the night before, and decided to try an escape. They used cow mannequins to fool the farmer and snuck out successfully. It was an elaborate plan filled with bravery and heroism. Proving true, once again, that drastic times call for plastic heifers.
A fox snuck into the chicken coup last night and killed them all...
Authorities were unsure whether to label it a coup d'etat or a henocide...
