The Best 16 Snowy Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Snowy jokes. There are some snowy snowplow jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these snowy snowbank puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Snowy Jokes and Puns

One day, the President finds a nasty message scribbled with pee on the snowy White House lawn.

He orders the Secret Service to investigate. They come back a few hours later with the results.

"Mr. President, we have bad news and worse news."

"What's the bad news?"

"The urine belongs to the Vice President."

"What could possibly be worse than that?"

"The handwriting belongs to the First Lady."

Father looks out the window on a snowy evening.

He gets furious and turns red.

"What's the matter, dear," his wife asks.

"It's our daughter's new boyfriend. He's written his name in the snow with pee."

"Oh. That's not so bad."

"Yeah, but it's in *her* handwriting."

Trump was out walking on a beautiful snowy day, when he saw that somebody had urinated on the White House lawn to spell out "The President Sucks."

Infuriated, Trump called on the secret service to figure out who had done it. In a few hours, they came to him and told him that there was some bad news and some worse news.

"The bad news is that the urine is from Putin."

"Vlad? How could he do this to me? What could be worse than this?"

"The handwriting's is Melania's."

Snowy joke, Trump was out walking on a beautiful snowy day, when he saw that somebody had urinated on the White

Made this up while laying in bed and yes it's bad. I apologize in advance

A 35 year old house painter walks out of his home on a snowy winter day but quickly scurries back inside and says with a grin on his face "It likes like I'M the one that needs another coat today"

Today I was out with my wife walking through a snowy woods…

… I have pointed out to her that there are deer tracks here; then rabbit tracks over there. And then excitedly I said, oooohhh those are Dikfur tracks.

She asked me, What's a Dikfur?

Of course I replied, To pee with, of course!

She groaned.


Snowy White and the 7 dwarves...

Snowy White and the 7 dwarves were lying in bed feeling happy...but happy didn't like it and got out...

Obama wakes up on a snowy morning at the White House and looks out the window

...to see someone has peed "OBAMA SUCKS" in the snow. He asks the secret service to investigate. They come back and say, "sir we have bad news and worse news. The bad news is, Biden did it."

"What's worse than that?!" Says the president.

"Well sir, the worse news is, it was Michelle's handwriting."

Snowy joke, Obama wakes up on a snowy morning at the White House and looks out the window

The president opens his curtains on a snowy morning when he sees that someone had urinated the words "The president sucks" on the lawn.

Furious, the president orders the FBI to launch an investigation.

Two hours later, the head of the FBI calls the president. "Sir, we have bad news, and we have even worse news. The urine was the Vice Presidents".

The President responds, "What? What could be worse than this?"

The head of the FBI says,"The handwriting was the First Lady's".

An unhappy couple are driving on a snowy night when they get into an accident.

Both of them are hospitalized soon but the wife doesn't survive. The husband is unconscious for quite some time after the accident.

When he wakes up, the doctor gently tells him the truth.

He says, "Sir, we have a bad news."

The man tenses up. He replies, "What? Is it my wife? What happened to her?"

The doctor feels sad saying this, "Yes sir, it's about your wife. She uhhh..."

The man cuts him off and say, "Wait, you said it was a bad news, right? Oh God she survived didn't she?"

What do you call the president when he is rolling down a snowy hill?

An Obama-nable snowman

4 Weather Patterns Are In A Race

Sunny gets gold.

Cloudy gets silver.

Snowy gets bronze.

And Rainy gets a precipitation award.

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Two snowmen are standing in a snowy field...

And after 3 hours of complete silence, one turns to the other and asks

"Can you smell carrots?"

When I was kid, and we'd go sledding on a cold snowy day, Ya know how often I had to rub my hands together to stay warm?

Intermittenly.

My wife asked me if we can have something more 'Christmassy' on the television.

So I put Fifa on and played in snowy conditions.

Have you ever seen a mature cow slide down a snowy hill on a pair of sticks?

Nope, never seen a Gronkowski

It became harder to breathe as I ascended the snowy mountain, trudging through nearly five inches of snow. I couldn't take it anymore

I backed out with cold feet

Snowy joke, It became harder to breathe as I ascended the snowy mountain, trudging through nearly five inches of

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the snowy ski jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working snowy snowwomen piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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