Snowstorm Jokes

23 snowstorm jokes and hilarious snowstorm puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about snowstorm that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

If you're looking for a good laugh, look no further than this collection of snowstorm jokes. From humorous takes on the tundra to silly remarks about the weatherman, this compilation of jokes will have you and your friends in stitches. So, kick back and enjoy the thunderstorm of laughter that these jokes provide!

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Funniest Snowstorm Short Jokes

Short snowstorm jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The snowstorm humour may include short snow storm jokes also.

  1. How is a man like a snowstorm? You never know when he's coming, how many inches you'll get, or how long it will last.
  2. Baby, I'm gonna love you like a snowstorm... I'm gonna give you 10" and you won't be able to leave the house for three days.
  3. Today would have been Betty White's 100th birthday and a major snowstorm has hit the northeast US and Canada I guess you could call this a Betty Whiteout
  4. What did Richard III say when the snowstorm stranded him several miles from his campsite? Now is the winter of our distant tent
  5. The local weatherman named the upcoming snowstorm after his oldest son Kevin. Because he didn't think it was going to amount to much either.
  6. How do you figure out if Will Smith committed a crime? Dust for Fresh Prints!
    (i this version better than any snowstorm b.s.)
  7. These reports of a major snowstorm hitting the Northeast don't concern me. It's all just flake news.
  8. The roads were so bad after this weekend's snowstorm I was the villain from The King And I... I was crawlin' home
  9. Men are like snowstorms You don't know how many inches you'll get, how long it will last and how hard it will be.
  10. Why are there so many accidents during snowstorms? Because nobody wants to trudge through twelve inches of snow to buy condoms.

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Snowstorm One Liners

Which snowstorm one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with snowstorm? I can suggest the ones about snow blizzard and snow day.

  1. How do you find Will Smith in a snowstorm? Look for the fresh prints
  2. What do you call a skeleton who goes out in a snowstorm without a hat? A numbskull
  3. The Boston snowstorm so was bad the Canadians reported on it. They called it Tuesday.
  4. What advice would a south american reptile give for surviving snowstorms Belizards
  5. Like a baboon stuck in a snowstorm... I should be dead right now.
  6. What do you call a six-year-old with AIDS, stuck in a snowstorm? Brryan

Snowstorm joke, What do you call a six-year-old with AIDS, stuck in a snowstorm?

Laughable Snowstorm Jokes for Instant Grins & Giggles

What funny jokes about snowstorm you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean thunderstorm jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make snowstorm pranks.

s**... is like a snowstorm...

s**... is like a snowstorm: It's advertised a beautiful, in reality gets messy very quickly, and if you take 10" overnight you are *not* moving the next day.

Snowman puns to celebrate the snowstorm in my area

What do vampires get when they bite snowmen?
What is a snowman's favorite cereal?
Why didn't the snowman answer the question?
"He didn't snow the answer"
What does a snowman like to ride?
"An icicle"
How can you tell a snowman is angry at you?
"You get the cold shoulder... or an icy stare"

I asked my wife if she wanted to play Snowstorm...

Her: How do you play?
Me: t**... clothes, lay down, and pretend to be a highway in the middle of a snowstorm.
Her: And then what?
Me: I'll plow you.

A person calls their spouse, who is currently away on a business trip.

"Big snowstorm today. There's a b**... on our street."
"Invite them in for a coffee then, it's probably freezing out there!"

A blonde gets lost in her car in a snowstorm.
She remembers her father's advice, "If you ever get stuck in a snowstorm, wait for a snow plow and follow it."
Soon a snow plow comes by, and she follows it for about 45 minutes.
Finally, the driver of the truck gets out and asks her what she is doing.
She explains the advice her father had given her.
The driver says, "Well, I'm done with the parking lot here at the mall, now you can follow me over to the bank."

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