The Best 6 Snowplow Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Snowplow jokes. There are some snowplow shovel jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these snowplow snowblower puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Snowplow Jokes and Puns

How do you turn your dishwasher into a snowplow?

Give her a shovel

Snow wife.

One winter morning while listening to the radio, Bob and his wife hear the announcer say, "We are going to have 4-6 inches of snow today.
You must park your car on the even numbered side of the street, so the snowplow can get through."

Bob's wife goes out and moves her car.

A week later while they are eating breakfast, the radio announcer says, "We are expecting 6-8 inches of snow today. You must park your car on the odd numbered side of the street, so the snowplow can get through."

Bob's wife goes out and moves her car again.

The next week they are having breakfast again, when the radio announcer says, "We are expecting 8-10 inches of snow today. You must park..." then the electric power goes out.

Bob's wife is very upset, and with a worried look on her face she says, "Honey, I don't know what to do. Which side of the street do I need to park on so the plow can get through?"

With the love and understanding in his voice like all men who are married to blondes exhibit, Bob says, "Why don't you just leave it in the garage this time?"

What do you call a snowman that frequently has sexual intercourse?

A snowplow.

Snow and Ice

A blonde was driving behind a snowplow, she followed him for over an hour. finally the snowplow driver pulls over and asks her what she was doing, she said that her husband had told her that if the roads were covered in snow or ice to find a snowplow and follow it.

He Said" That's very good advice, but I'm done with the Wal-mart parking lot now.do you want to follow me to the mall?"

Help

Once after a heavy snowfall i was riding with a female co-worker. The roads had not yet been cleared of snow but we pushed ahead regardless, all the cars following in the same ruts. At the intersection the snowplow passed and left a pile of snow in front of us. We blew through it but it stalled the car and we were nit able to clear the intersection. My lady friend got behind the wheel and i went to push, but no luck. I told her to get out and pretend to push. No sooner than she did, no less then six dudes jumped out of their cars to help her


Why did the snowplow driver wear a tuxedo to work?

He wanted to be "dashing" through the snow

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the snowplow icy jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working snowplow snowy piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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