Snowplow Jokes
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Fun-Filled Snowplow Jokes to Make You and Your Friends Chuckle & Giggle
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How do you turn your dishwasher into a snowplow?
Give her a shovel
Snow wife.
One winter morning while listening to the radio, Bob and his wife hear the announcer say, "We are going to have 4-6 inches of snow today.
You must park your car on the even numbered side of the street, so the snowplow can get through."
Bob's wife goes out and moves her car.
A week later while they are eating breakfast, the radio announcer says, "We are expecting 6-8 inches of snow today. You must park your car on the odd numbered side of the street, so the snowplow can get through."
Bob's wife goes out and moves her car again.
The next week they are having breakfast again, when the radio announcer says, "We are expecting 8-10 inches of snow today. You must park..." then the electric power goes out.
Bob's wife is very upset, and with a worried look on her face she says, "Honey, I don't know what to do. Which side of the street do I need to park on so the plow can get through?"
With the love and understanding in his voice like all men who are married to blondes exhibit, Bob says, "Why don't you just leave it in the garage this time?"
What do you call a snowman that frequently has s**... i**...?
A snowplow.
Snow and Ice
A blonde was driving behind a snowplow, she followed him for over an hour. finally the snowplow driver pulls over and asks her what she was doing, she said that her husband had told her that if the roads were covered in snow or ice to find a snowplow and follow it.
He Said" That's very good advice, but I'm done with the Wal-mart parking lot now.do you want to follow me to the mall?"
Help
Once after a heavy snowfall i was riding with a female co-worker. The roads had not yet been cleared of snow but we pushed ahead regardless, all the cars following in the same ruts. At the intersection the snowplow passed and left a pile of snow in front of us. We blew through it but it stalled the car and we were nit able to clear the intersection. My lady friend got behind the wheel and i went to push, but no luck. I told her to get out and pretend to push. No sooner than she did, no less then six dudes jumped out of their cars to help her
Why did the snowplow driver wear a tuxedo to work?
He wanted to be "dashing" through the snow
A blonde gets stuck in a snow storm,
She remembers her dad told her to follow a snow-plow incase this happends. She finds one and starts following it, the wind starts blowing hard, the plow keeps turning and she is having a hard time following it. The driver finally stops and goes over to her car and knocks on her window, she opens it up a crack and he asks what she is doing. "My dad once told me to follow a snow-plow incase of a snow storm" she says, he replies "Well in that case, come on we are doing the walmart parking-lot next."
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