The Best 43 Snowmen Jokes
Following is our collection of funny Snowmen jokes. There are some snowmen igloo jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.
Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these snowmen snowomen puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.
Top 10 of the Funniest Snowmen Jokes and Puns
What is the best joke you have heard that was on the end of a Popsicle stick? Here is mine:
Q: Where do snowmen dance?
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A: At the snowball.
Best joke at the end of a Popsicle stick
Snowmen on a hill
Two snowmen are standing on a hill and one says to the other "Smells like carrots..."
so these two snowmen are standing next to each other....
first snowman turns to the other one and says, "do you smell carrots?"
Two Snowmen are in a field...
...and one turns to the other and says "Yeah, you're right, it DOES smell like carrots."
My favorite joke - short, hysterical, and perfect for any occasion.
Snowmen and Snowwomen
What is the diffrence bewteen snowmen and snowomen?
Answer
Snowballs
Two snowmen are standing in a snowy field...
And after 3 hours of complete silence, one turns to the other and asks
"Can you smell carrots?"
Two snowmen are standing next to each other in a field when one looks over to the other and asks:
"Do you smell carrots?"
Two snowmen were talking on a cold day...
One of them said to the other: "funny, I smell carrots too!"
I thought I found a mass grave of snowmen.
Until I realised it was a field of carrots.
How do snowmen get around?
By icicle.
What do snowmen like to do on the weekends?
Chill out
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What would happen if you were to cross two snowmen with three vampires?
You would get severe frostbite.
Why do some snowmen have brown mouths?
Not everyone can afford coal.
What do you call it when two snowmen 69?
88
Snowman puns to celebrate the snowstorm in my area
What do vampires get when they bite snowmen?
"Frostbite"
What is a snowman's favorite cereal?
"Snowflakes"
Why didn't the snowman answer the question?
"He didn't snow the answer"
What does a snowman like to ride?
"An icicle"
How can you tell a snowman is angry at you?
"You get the cold shoulder... or an icy stare"
What do you call a hookers for snowmen?
Frostitutes.
Two snowmen
Two snowmen are walking through a field when one turns to the other one and asks, "do you smell carrots?"
What's the difference between Dairy Queen and a man who has sex with snowmen?
One has ice cream, and the other has creamed ice.
What do you call an argument between two snowmen?
A carrot-measuring contest.
So these two snowmen are standing in a field.
Then one turns to the other and says "hey is it just me, or does it smell like carrots?"
I found a mass grave today, full of dead snowmen...
"Dave!" shouted my wife. "Come away from the pond!"
Two snowmen were standing in a field, and one said to the other 'Can you smell carrot?' The second replied, 'No, but I can taste coal.'
How Do Snowmen Travel Around?
By Icicle
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Snowflakes.
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What's the difference between Snowden and snowmen?
The D
And snowmen won't leak the topsecret documents.
Where do snowmen dance?
At the snowball!
2 snowmen in a field
one turns to the other and says, "Do you smell carrots?"
Did you know most snowmen are actually snow women?
That's why you only see one carrot.
What do Mexican snowmen eat?
Burrr-ritos.
A flat one
What do snowmen order at fast-food restaurants?
An iceberg-er and french freezed potatoes
Snowmen and snowwomen are becoming sick.
They are catching a cold.
What is the difference in snowmen and snow women?
Snowballs
What do you call snowmen who like to dress in animal costumes?
Flurries.
The four seasons were arguing about which of them was the best…
Winter boasts, "Well, you can build snowmen and the snow is so beautiful!"
Spring laughs, "Well sure, but come springtime, everything is so fresh and new! All the new flowers, it can't get much better than that!"
Summer rays, "Yes, but I am undoubtably the overall best season! Girls in bikinis, ice cream, nice weather. You can't top that!"
Autumn ~ *-leaves-*
Why don't snowmen like carrot cake?
Because they think it tastes like boogers!
Where do snowmen go in a medical emergency?
The ICY-U
Where do baby snowmen come from?
Snowballs
How do snowmen keep warm
With a snow blanket!
Why don't snowmen eat carrot cake on their cake day?
Tastes like boogers
What's the difference between snowmen and snowwomen?
SNOWBALLS.
What do you call the offspring of snowmen?
Chilldren.
Two snowmen in a garden,
one says to the other, "can you smell carrots?".
Two snowmen are talking
One says to the other, "Do you smell carrots?"
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