The Best 58 Snowman Jokes
Following is our collection of funny Snowman jokes. There are some snowman ornament jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.
Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these snowman claus puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.
Top 10 of the Funniest Snowman Jokes and Puns
Do you know why it takes longer to build a blonde snowman?
You have to hollow out the head!
One snowman says to the other snowman,
"do you smell carrots?"
Why did the snowman take his pants off?
He heard the snow blower was coming.
Why can't you trust a snowman?
Because they're all a bunch of flakes
Jamaican Snowman
What's a Jamaican snowman's favorite song? ...... Snowoman no cry.
Someone called my call center today to tell a joke I don't think I've ever heard: What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?
Frostbite
What do you call a yeti with a six-pack?
An abdominal snowman.
Why did Frosty the snowman pull down his pants?
He heard the snow-blower was coming.
What did the sun say after melting Frosty the Snowman?
I came, I thaw, I conquered .
What does the snowman call his wife?
Snowblower
Why did the snowman smile?
He heard that the snow-blower was in town.
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I told my friend to stop telling jokes about the Abominable Snowman
Yeti still does
It's hard dating a snowman...
His parents will never warm up to you.
Why was the snowman smiling?
He saw the snowblower coming.
What is the difference between a snowman and a snowwomen?
What is the difference between a snowman and a snowwomen?
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Snowballs :)
Why is it quicker to build a snowman than a snowwoman?
It takes too long to hollow out her head.
(I got this one from my uncle)
What's 8 feet tall, covered in fur, and walks around the Himalayas undermining your arguments by attacking your character?
The Adhomineminal Snowman
How did the snowman get happy?
The snowblower came around
Why couldn't anyone trust the snowman to do anything?
He was kinda flakey
What happens when you cross a snowman and a vampire?
You get a frostbite.
What do you call an abominable snowman who's always late?
A not-yeti.
What do you call a snowman who trades sex for money?
A Frostitute.
Snowman puns to celebrate the snowstorm in my area
What do vampires get when they bite snowmen?
"Frostbite"
What is a snowman's favorite cereal?
"Snowflakes"
Why didn't the snowman answer the question?
"He didn't snow the answer"
What does a snowman like to ride?
"An icicle"
How can you tell a snowman is angry at you?
"You get the cold shoulder... or an icy stare"
Why was no one sad when the headless snowman melted?
He was a snowbody.
Why was the snowman excited?
He heard the snowblower was coming!
How did a snowman get to work?
By icicle
What was the snowman doing in the carrot section of the grocery store?
Picking his nose
Why did frosty the snowman quit drinking?
Every time he went out he got plowed.
My 6 year old son told me this one. "What do you call a snowman that's having a threesome with two hot princesses?"
I slapped my son and abruptly deleted his youtube kids app.
What does a snowman have in common with an ocean?
They're both bodies of water!
Why was the snowman freaking out?
He was having a meltdown.
What kind of food does a Mexican snowman serve?
Brrrrrritos
Why did the snowman pull down his pants?
He heard there was a snowblower in town.
What do you call an explosive cow in the winter?
An a-bomb-in-a-bull snowman!
What do you call a snowman dressed up as a cop?
Just-ice.
What do you call a snowman that plays piano?
Meltin' John
What do you call a Snowman with six-pack abs?
What do you can a Snowman with six-pack abs?
An Abdominal Snowman.
What was the snowman doing with his hand in a bag of carrots?
He was picking his nose.
What do you get when you mix a snowman with a vampire?
frostbite!
My 7yr old son told me this tonight. What do you call a snowman temper tantrum?
A meltdown
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What do you call a bodybuilding Yeti?
The abdominal snowman
I saw a disgusting thing at the grocery today. A snowman rummaging through the carrots?!
I mean picking your nose in public? Come on.
Why is Frosty the Snowman like my dad?
He said he'll be back one day
My five year old just told me this one...
Why did the snowman go to the vegetable garden?
So he could go pick his nose.
In Colombia, kids have built a snowman.
The police guessed snowman's value at approximately $400 million.
What do you call an old snowman?
Water...
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*Courtesy of my 8-year-old this morning. Merry Christmas!*
Why was the snowman embarrassed when caught buying a bag of carrots?
Because he got caught picking his nose
The Abominable Snowman is sad because everyone runs from him when he tries to make friends....
Yeti still tries :)
Did you hear about the snowman who got angry when the sun came out?
He had a total meltdown
What do you call it when a snowman throws a tantrum?
A meltdown ;)
My 10 year old son made this one up. Why doesn't a snowman wear snow pants?
Because his snow balls are too big.
Why did the Snowman pull down his pants?
Because the snowblower was coming
what do you get when you cross a snowman and a brick?
a brrrick
Frosty the Snowman didn't make it down to Miami this year;
…but, he sure thawed about it!
The sun came out today...
The snowman had a complete meltdown.
I got into a heated argument with a snowman
He lost his cool and had a meltdown
How can you tell the difference between a snowman and a snow woman.
Snowballs
What do you call an abominable snowman that plays the guitar?
Yeti Van Halen.
Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the snowman snowflake jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.
We suggest to use only working snowman snowball piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.